* Neptune and her friends beat up Black Heart for the something-th time in a row. Then this dialogue happens (this is paraphrased a bit):
--> '''Neptune''': Ha! You can't beat us! We fight for justice!
--> '''IF''': Yeah. Three on one. Such justice.
* Early in Lastation, a story quest involves finding a child that has gotten lost somewhere. Compa then says something so unexpected in regards to something that has never been brought up before that it can't help but be funny (therefore, the joke isn't that funny if you're expecting it, but still.):
--> '''Neptune''': What's this kid look like?
--> '''Compa''': [[spoiler:The mom said her/his body is just an NPC silhouette so she/he should be easy to spot.]]
* Jade (a minor NPC) and his [[DeathAsComedy death]] at the hands of Magiquone/Arfoire is THIS.
-->'''Neptune''': Oh, yep. Death flag triggered. I kinda guessed he was one of those gonna-die-[=NPCs=] when I met him. Is he okay?
-->'''IF''': [[MoodDissonance H-How can you act like that when someone is dying?]] Compa, can't you do something?
-->'''Compa''': [[CrowningMomentOfFunny I wish I could, but I can't do anything about a triggered flag or a bad ending route he chose...]]
** The kicker?
-->'''Jade''': I'm a member of the Guild. I live on Leanbox, but I don't follow Lady Green Heart...
-->'''Neptune''': ...Why're you telling me now? What's up with this?
-->'''Jade''': [[TooDumbToLive I... I'm into girls... like... Lady White Heart.]]
-->'''IF''': ...And that's that. You finished him off.
-->'''Neptune''': Oops. Well, that was for ruining the moment.
* Using Neptune's ultimate attack, CPU Neptune, summons a ship that fires a giant laser onto the enemy. Said giant laser also consumes the entire land mass and looks like it's destroying it too. However, in the bottom-right of the screen there is a disclaimer of, "This is not actually happening."
* The beginning of the game where Blanc refers to Vert as "[[GagBoobs Thunder Tits]]". This nickname has been kept in later releases, especially in ''Victory''.
* After Noire fakes amnesia, Neptune wants her to join the team.
-->'''IF:''' Neptune, you found her, so you better take responsibility for her.
-->'''Neptune:''' Alrighty! I'll feed her, potty train her, take her for walks, and get her spayed until she remembers something!
-->'''IF:''' [[FlatWhat What?]] Oh well.

* The beginning of the final chapter of the second game where [[spoiler: the four Hearts are ''still'' arguing about which game system is the best while the four Sisters get along so well.]]
* Compa's feast Chirper event is a mix of funny and heartwarming. It starts with the other girls explaining why they've never needed to learn how to cook and goes from there.
-->'''IF''': I'm glad Compa's on our side. It's great we can eat like this, even when we're on the road.
-->'''5pb.''': Yes, I was surprised at how delicious Compa's cooking is. It hits all the right notes!
-->'''Compa''': Teehee. Are you buttering me up?
-->'''IF''': I think it's more surprising that [[FeminineWomenCanCook Compa is the only girl here who can cook a decent meal.]]
-->'''Nepgear''': Um, IF, you can't cook either.
-->'''IF''': I don't need to. I'm the breadwinner. I live to work.
-->'''Gust''': I have lots of work as alchemist.
-->'''5pb.''': I'm a pop star, so...
-->'''Nisa''': The heroine of justice subsists only on the crushed dreams of evil!
-->'''Nepgear''': That doesn't sound nutritious...
-->'''Compa''': All right, everyone. The food will get cold if we keep talking.
-->'''Nisa''': Yeah, I'm going to dig in.
-->'''Nepgear''': Mmmm. It's as tasty as ever.
-->'''Gust''': Nomnomnom... Compa would be a good housewife.
-->'''Compa''':[[SweatDrop Th-That's embarrassing.]] I'm a nurse, too.
-->'''Nisa''': Allow me to become your husband!
-->'''IF''': ...Stupid.
-->'''5pb.''': I'd want a wife like Compa, too. It'd be easy to write songs about her.
-->'''IF''': ...Dammit all.
-->'''Gust''': No, no. I will take her. Gust will shower her with devotion.
-->'''IF''': S-Stop this stupid debate, everyone! Can't you see that Compa's all mine!?
-->'''Nepgear, Nisa, Gust, 5pb.''': ...
-->'''IF''': [[OhCrap Tch, crap!]] N-No! What I meant to say was...
-->'''Compa''': [[HeartSymbol Oh, dear.]] Iffy, you really are...
-->'''Nisa''': The heroine's closet has creaked open.
-->'''Gust''': Lovey-Dovey.
-->'''Nepgear''': I honestly didn't suspect at all...
-->'''5pb.''': U-Um, well... please invite me to sing at your wedding...
-->'''IF''': [[ShesNotMyGirlFriend D-Dammit! I'm trying to tell you that isn't what I meant to say!]]
* In the [[HotSpringsEpisode 'Obligatory hot spring event']], Gust compares and ranks the breast sizes of some of the playable characters, sans herself, and places Nisa in last place after a pane of glass
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnoEdoR2b50&feature=related 5pb's 2nd concert in-game]]. That is all.

* [[CallBack The beginning of the game. You will NOT see that one coming.]]
* Neptune lampshading that she's back at level 1 from level 99 while [[CrutchCharacter Nepgear's at level 10]].
* During the conversation between Neptune, Noire and Plutia when Neptune [[spoiler:first goes to Planetune in the 80's]], Neptune claims [[spoiler: Noire has no friends]]. Both Noire and Plutia's reactions to this are priceless. Funnier is Neptune's reaction after she finds out [[spoiler: Noire DOES have friends]].
* Anytime Iris Heart is on the screen. ''Anytime''.
** Special mention goes to her first scene, where she politely asks the villain present to wait while she torments her party members for a bit. After an... ''intense'' set of bargaining, she eventually thanks the villain for her patience. Said villain admits she just didn't want to have a yard of [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything what was going on]].
* Pirachu called Arfoire "OBAHAN" and thus made her mad.
** In English, the lines were more generic "old hag" insults that still spark her ire, but lack the same impact... until Pirachu tells Plutia Arfoire is only so cranky because she's menopausal.
*** This doubles as a CallBack to the first game when IF made a comment about menopause when Arfoire first appeared.
* Plutia questions why you don't have to travel through a dungeon in order to reach another nation in Neptune's world.
-->'''Neptune''': Yeah, we retconned that.
** Shortly thereafter, they comment that things would be so much easier if Noire built a road connecting the nations directly, only to hear Histoire yelling that they should do something about it... and then remember Histoire is nowhere near them right now. They were so lazy ''their own subconscious'' yelled at them to get something done. ''In unison.''
* ''This'' exchange:
--> '''Nep''': (comparing Blanc and Plutia) And when it comes to HDD, yours is so much crazier.
-->'''Plutia''': Awww, I'm always really nice...
-->'''Nep:''' [[OverlyLongGag No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,]] you're not.
* When Noire, Neptune, and Blanc see Plutia holding baby IF, Compa, and Peashy, they ''all'' immediately assume she was pregnant during their absence and the children belong to her. Their overreactions are hilarious, right down to Neptune starting to recite the numerals of pi.
* "Booby Milk!"
--> "Kids sure do say the darnedest things."
* ''[[ItMakesSenseInContext A self-aware tutorial.]]'' That is all.
-->''Nepgear gains the “Emo” Affinity!''\\
'''Neptune:''' The game system popped some kind of window up! What’s an "Emo Affinity"?\\
''Glad you asked. By worrying about her lack of personality, Nepgear acquired a "Learning Ability."''\\
''Depending on the situation she finds herself in, she may learn various other unhelpful things.''\\
''That is to say, these don’t affect the game in any way.''\\
'''Neptune:''' Whoa, a self-aware tutorial window responded to me!
* When Yellow Heart first appears, both Vert and Blanc agree to take her out, so Vert can have the largest chest among the [=CPUs=] again.
** In case you're wondering, Noire complains so much until Plutia gets fed up, transforms into Iris Heart and teaches her a lesson, resulting in breaking Noire. This continues even in the Basilicom, where Noire still sounds like a BrokenRecord, while Plutia is rather... satisfied.
--->'''Plutia:''' Ehehe. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything I gave Noire some good service]]... Yummmmm! I'm so full now!
* At the start of Chapter 10, [[spoiler: you ''[[TerribleArtist will see the drawings]]''.]] '''[[ActorAllusion Thank you]] Creator/YuuKobayashi.'''
* The start of the Good Ending. [[spoiler: [[ButtMonkey Nepgear]] gets left behind in the alternate Gamindustri.]]
* Any scene involving [[TheChewToy Nepgear]] as soon as she arrives in Alternate Gamindustri. Poor girl just can't catch a break.
* [[InsaneTrollLogic (Noire Logic)]] [[SuperPoweredEvilSide Plutia HDD]] -> [[CurbStompBattle we win]] -> Planeptune citizens see [[{{Sadist}} Sadie]] -> [[GoMadFromTheRevelation freak]] -> [[MissingStepsPlan Lastation wins]]!
** YMMV on this one since this is the part where fans, especially the ones who trust the NISA translations think that Noire is a back stabber to her friend.
* Three Words : Please Stand By!!!
* How Neptune and Plutia explain the situation so that Nepgear can turn into a CPU in Alternate Gamindustri: (just like the example with the NPC silhouette above, this shall be with spoiler tags)
--> '''Neptune:''' [[spoiler: Well... Uh, okay. Yadda-yadda-yadda...]]
--> '''Plutia:''' [[spoiler: Blah-de-blah-de-blah-blah-''blah''...]]
** The kicker? Vert ''understood all that''.
--> '''Blanc:''' What a convenient language.
* Neptune: Five hours later... [[spoiler: turns out it was only thirty minutes passed by.]]
* Neptune casually BreakingTheFourthWall with the other party members tell her to stop breaking it already.
* After Neptune comes back from Leanbox and Nepgear is depressed because her sister left her behind, Neptune tries to make her feel better by saying she loves her. Also remember that IF and Peashy are still babies at this point.
-->'''Neptune:''' Nepgear! I, Neptune, your big sister... looooooves you!\\
'''Nepgear:''' ...Huh?\\
'''Plutia:''' Oh, my! [[IncestSubtext Incestual confessions]]!\\
''(*Neptune and Nepgear continue to confess their love to each other*)''\\
'''IF:''' ...Dis is hawt.\\
'''Peashy:''' Ooh, lovey-dovey sistahs.
* While trying to make sense of Mr. Badd's 'daughters' and where they came from, Neptune [[InsaneTrollLogic comes to a conclusion]]. The fact that she says it with a >‿< expression on her face only makes it better:
-->'''Neptune:''' Nope, I got it! You’re a hermaphrodite! You sowed and reaped your own seed!
* Early in the game, we get this gem after Noire says she'll be going into a big speech.
-->'''Neptune''': Aw, really? [[Main/BreakingTheFourthWall Can't we like, mash through the boring stuff]] [[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits with the X button?]]
-->'''Plutia''': [[Main/NoFourthWall I'm not very good at mashing.]] [[HeKnowsAboutTimedHits I prefer the skip function, so let's press the square button!]]
* This gem from Neptune as [[spoiler:Rei]] was about to get long winded.
-->'''Neptune''': The text box only has three lines.
* At the end of a Nepstation event, Noire and Blanc starts to argue then turns on Histoire, who flees and ends the broadcast.
* Another Nepstation event where one of the news topic shows [[ACupAngst Blanc glaring at Child Compa]].
* This event involving Tekken:
-->'''Tekken''': After this, Histy came home, saw Kuma and passed out...
* Although while creepy, Anonydeath delivers this line:
-->'''Anonydeath''': That faint smile on your face as you'd [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything check]] your [[UnusualEuphemism external hard drive.]]
* The thought of Anonydeath [[spoiler: being surrounded by four Fake Noires is awkwardly funny with Noire being too uncomfortable about the situation]].
* The thought of having Multiple Iris hearts running around due to [[spoiler: Fake Purple Heart appearing]]. IF and Nepgear's response is being scared, while Blanc's response?
-->'''Blanc''': The world would be doomed.

* Neptune pretty much [[NoSell no selling]] Noire's attempt at being a Tsundere with her, and her trying to throw Uni under the bus [[HoistByHisOwnPetard only for her sister to retaliate by mentioning how worried Noire was about Neptune]].
** As a sort of follow up to this after Neptune reunites with her in wake of the Gold Dimension arc, she gets pissed because Neptune called her a loner, [[AwLookTheyReallyDoLoveEachOther only to soften up when Neptune expresses relief at them being together again.]] She then finally admits to feeling lonely with Neptune not there, and says she missed her, leading to [[MomentKiller Neptune reciprocating by proclaiming success at confirming Noire's Tsundere side.]] [[TranquilFury Noire doesn't take it very well to say the least.]]
* Anytime Uzume accidentally dips into her Orange Heart personality is guaranteed to be hilarious, especially her really poor attempts at covering it up after realizing what she was doing.
* Adult Neptune's introduction is filled with hilarity, simply because her attitude about the situation is just so damn cheerful. The fact that her talking alone managed to debuff Arfoire is great fun.
* IF's utter disbelief and confusion over Neptune's dream and her ideal of happiness, and how she can't stand how heartwarming it is.
** [[spoiler:Adding on to this, the fact that out of all of the main four Neptune's of all people had the least selfish dream is funny considering all evidence in the series would make you think otherwise.]]
* Both Uzume and Umio assuming that Neptune was Nepgear's younger sister, not because of appearance, but because of Neptune's whining about wanting pudding and how Nepgear kind of had to handle it.
* The [[PostEndGameContent post-game scene]] of Nepgear and Uni having a contest in the sauna, especially since the reason they both refuse to give up is because [[spoiler:neither of them actually have enough money to uphold their end of the bet and want to avoid the embarrassment of admitting it.]]
* Neptune, as [[LadyOfWar Purple]] [[TheComicallySerious Heart]], being ''TheTease'' towards Steamax.
** Prior to this, Steamax is cornered but has a trick on his sleeve. Said trick is to throw his PornStash on the floor, distracting Neptune, IF, and Compa. ''[[HilarityEnsues It works]]'' with Neptune not being able to stop looking at it, [[TheDitz Compa]] having an ingenious solution by closing her eyes, and IF berating the two [[NotSoAboveItAll only for her to glance at the pages]].
!! VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaReBirth1
* Near the beginning of the game, Neptune and Compa revisit the place Neptune crash landed. Neptune tries to joke and gets told off for it.
-->'''Compa:''' Nep-Nep, did you lose anything by chance? Maybe an ID or anything?\\
'''Neptune:''' I wish, but you know, I can't remember anything so... hey, wait... I do remember something I'm missing!\\
'''Compa:''' Really?! What is it?\\
'''Neptune:''' Well, that's obvious...\\
'''Compa:''' Obvious...?\\
'''Neptune:''' My memory!\\
'''Compa:''' ...\\
'''Neptune:''' Um... wasn't that... funny?\\
'''Compa:''' Nep-Nep, I don't think now is the time to be fooling around...
* Right before a boss fight, after Compa has been grabbed by the boss -
-->'''Neptune:''' Oh no, Compa! She's being *censored* and *censored*!\\
'''Compa:''' I'm not being *censored*! I'm just off-screen, Nep-Nep!
* While Noire and Neptune are looking for Lastation's legendary weapon -
-->'''Neptune:''' Who knows? Maybe it's legendary in the sense that it's an evil sword! [[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniamk2 And I bet that it grows in power the more goddesses it kills. It's the legendary cursed sword, known as Geha-]]\\
'''Neptune:''' Ouch!\\
'''Noire:''' [[SelfDeprecation We seeded trauma into some people who went through that, so stop it.]]
* IF uses the fights against some fake Purple Hearts as a opportunity for some stress relief. Neptune naturally feels uneasy by it.

!![[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaMk2 Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 2: Sisters Generation]]
* An odd example of CharacterizationMarchesOn, but the fact that Nepgear's [[GadgeteerGenius love of electronics]] has been added in makes a lot of her scenes gain an additional level of hilarity. Her drooling during her first visit of Lastation is a pretty good example of this.
-->'''Nepgear:''' Y-Yeah you're right. We have to do our best, or Lastation will be in danger. [[PunctuatedForEmphasis Must. Not. Window. Shop.]]
** In addition to this one, she goes absolutely nuts over Uni's gun collection, exhausting the latter. She also offers to maintain Uni's guns for her, which Uni calls her out for using that as an excuse just so that she could [[CargoShip fondle her collection]]; a fact that Nepgear doesn't deny.
* While the two get along far better than Neptune and Noire, the arguements between Nepgear and Uni can get pretty damn funny. Special mention goes to an event where they are arguing about which of their sisters are worse; not noticing that their sisters are in the same room as them. Then it shows Neptune and Noire casually commenting on the debate, [[NotSoDifferent before devolving into one themselves]] [[VolleyingInsults about which one of them is better than the other.]]
-->'''Noire:''' There's no point in trying to argue about which of us is better.
-->'''Nepune:''' No doubt. Reality can be the cruelest of mistresses, right, Noire?
-->'''Noire:''' I don't get why you're looking at me with such pity. [[SmugSuper Need I remind you how superior I am in every respect?]]
-->'''Neptune:''' Haw, Haw. You need new material, my stale-joke telling pal. I get your need to act defensive, though.
-->'''Noire:''' [[HypocriticalHumor That's some pretty big talk there]]. Perhaps I need to make the truth crystal clear to you!
-->'''Neptune:''' [[BringIt Bring it, twintails!]]
* Nepgear and Histoire's reaction to Neptune working, instead of feeling proud and amazed Nepgear is worried, while Histoire feels guilty and bewildered.
* In one Chirper event, Blanc joins N-chan by Nepgear's reccomendation and her first post is asking for help with the rules as she's new to the forum. Her first reply is "First rule to learn - For six months you hold ROM, then you gain posting privileges after that". [[LiteralMinded Three guesses what happens next]].

!![[VideoGame/HyperdimensionNeptuniaVictory Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 3: V Generation]]
* The new introduction scene, really just all of it. The [[LampshadeHanging massive rant]] Neptune goes on about Nepgear's tech hobby being introduced takes the cake.
* The post-game scenario also uses this for all it's worth, with Neptune trying to remind Nepgear about the new intro scene and getting increasingly more detailed and [[NoFourthWall more fourth wall breaking]] with each elaboration. The implication being that Nepgear forgot about it since the scene wasn't in the original ''Victory'' plot.
* The introductory events for the DLC characters are all hilarious in their own way, but special mention goes to RED. At first Neptune assumes she was sucked into a white light like all the other Maker characters, but RED instead says she got there by [[ItMakesSenseInContext jumping off a swing and jumping into a lake]]. Neptune immediately freaks out and begins questioning RED on [[DrivenToSuicide what drove her to go so far]]; RED is understandably confused.

* The moments where Resta breaks her pure girl image are hilarious, like in one post mission scene-
-->'''Noire:''' We can't rest yet. Besides, this is partially all of your faults, as well.\\
'''Estelle:''' You're acting like an evil dragon!\\
'''Lee-Fi:''' Like a big red cape-wearing jerk!\\
'''Resta:''' ''(whispering)'' Forever alone...\\
'''Noire:''' Uh, wait. Did I just imagine Resta saying something incredibly rude?\\
'''Resta:''' You must be hearing things.
* In one optional scene, Noire runs across Ein Al betting on a yellow bird race. Noire learns that Ein is using the Basilicom's budget and tries to stop her, but runs into some resistance.
-->'''Noire:''' Dang it! If you lose, you're going to pay it all back! Every credit!\\
'''Ein Al:''' It all rests in the hands of fate.\\
'''Noire:''' This is unbelievable... I can't help anyone if we're flat broke, you know?\\
'''Ein Al:''' What a miser. Money symbolizes greed for the material. How sad to see you embracing such a vice...\\
'''Noire:''' You're one to talk, you gamble-happy bird racer!
* The furniture you can purchase in Sim Noire talks. [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Yeah.]] Most of them give tutorial-like advice or say pretty innocuous things. One of them, however...
-->'''Carpet Rank 1:''' [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything L-Lady Noire... Lady Noire's feet stomp and sweat all over me... *Huff, huff, pant, pant* O-Oh, hello.]] I'm the carpet.

* [[Funny/HyperdimensionNeptuniaTheAnimation See here.]]