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! ''Secret Songs of the Ninja''
* Getting to know Keiji's vision problems: first he goes to shake hands with Naruto and [[EpicFail misses]]. Then he goes to shake hands with Sakura and ''[[AccidentalPervert gropes her.]]'' [[MegatonPunch Her response is predictable.]]
* Sakura can be surprisingly snarky at times:
-->'''Keiji:''' [[CaptainObvious Shuriken practice happens to be my favourite form of training.]]
-->'''Sakura:''' '''' [[DeadpanSnarker Really?]]
* Keiji demonstrates his [[FuumaShuriken Deathwind Shuriken]] by splitting one of the logs used for targets in half. Naruto and Sakura are impressed, until Keiji admits that [[OhCrap he was aiming for the one a dozen feet to the left]].
* Naruto in classic fashion is so ObliviousToLove that when Hinata asks if she can keep his forehead protector that he loaned her and give him hers instead, he comes to the [[SarcasmMode obvious conclusion]]... that she wants it because it used to be ''Iruka's.''
* When Sakura offhandedly mentions the Aburame clan and the swarms of insects they host inside their bodies, Naruto finds himself somewhat disturbed by the information.
-->'''Naruto:''' You mean for all those years in class, I was sitting next to a guy full of ''bugs'' and no-one told me?!
* Akashi Tsuneo's failed attempt at defiance:
-->'''Tsuneo:''' Besides, you may not think much of me, but I’m a ninja of Iwagakure too. So go ahead and do your worst! There's ''nothing'' you can do to make me talk!\\
'''Sakura:''' [[GroinAttack I'll cut off your balls.]]\\
'''Tsuneo:''' ''I'LL TALK!''
* It turns out that Keiji of all people is [[CovertPervert a secret fan of the 'Icha-Icha' series]].
* Naruto manages to defeat Tsunade by hitting her with an incomplete Rasengan, destroying her obi and [[DefeatByModesty forcing her to use her right hand to hold her top shut]], forfeiting the fight according to the prearranged terms. ''[[AllMenArePerverts Nearly every man and boy present]]'' groans in disappointment when she does so instead of allowing her boobs to bounce out.\\

! ''Melody of the Shinobi''
* During Naruto's first shamisen lesson, his GrumpyOldMan teacher assumes Naruto doesn't even know how to tune his instrument. Naruto [[BlatantLies angrily insists that of course he does]], so his teacher instructs him to tune it to ''honchoushi''[[note]]one of several different keys it can be tuned to[[/note]] so they can get started.
-->Naruto stared at his teacher like he'd just ordered Naruto to build him a new house.
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