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* Ignacio explains to Brother Hector that someone (Esqueleto) stole the chips he bought to serve the rest of the monastery and receives ARareSentence in response.
-->'''Hector:''' Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?
* Ignacio buys himself some new clothes with his wrestling money in hopes of impressing Sister Encarnación with them. When she sees them, she notes that they look expensive, and when he realizes that the comment is more confused than complimentary given that they're monks at a convent, he tries to play it off.
-->'''Ignacio:''' I mean, yes - they may have the appearance of riches. But beneath the clothes… we find a man. And beneath the man, we find… his… ''[Stilted deadpan:]'' [[{{Metaphorgotten}} …nucleus.]]
* The infamous scene wherein Esqueleto offers a frustrated Nacho some corn on the cob to help lighten him up.
-->'''Esqueleto:''' ''[Holding the corn out to Ignacio.]'' Surprise!\\
''[Pause as Ignacio turns to look.]''\\
'''Ignacio:''' ''[Slapping the corn to the ground.]'' '''''[[SuddenlyShouting GET THAT CORN OUTTA MY FACE!!!]]'''''
* After Esqueleto and his acquaintance take Nacho to poach and eat some eagle eggs to boost his power, the two ham up the introduction of his expected new "eagle powers" at their next match... and Nacho makes his displeasure known after the fight has made it clear that, unsurprisingly, he has acquired no such powers.
-->'''Ignacio:''' Those eggs were a ''lie,'' Steven! A ''LIE!'' They gave me no eagle powers! They gave me no '''''nutrients!'''''
* Esqueleto wanders upstairs at Ramses's party... and turns around to find that the strange woman who's taken a shine to him has followed him into the room he's in to hit on him. He asks her how she got there without him noticing, and she shushes him and answers, "Secret tunnels." ...Before pointing at a perfectly round person-sized hole in the baseboard nearby.
* Nacho being forced to make up a song on the spot while hiding in a Mariachi band at Ramses's party. It starts out hilariously awkward, and then Jack Black proceeds to [[ChewingTheScenery Jack Black-ify]] it with his trademark "[[{{Scatting}} ventrilo-soloing]]." Then it becomes hysterical.
* Ignacio and Steven get into a [[SarcasmMode very intense]] fight after the latter says he's tired of listening about the former's "stupid orphans". The fight ends with a verbal low-blow from Steven
-->'''Ignacio:''' I'm not listening to you! You only believe in science! That's why we never win!\\
'''Steven:''' We never win because you are FAT!
* Before Ignacio notices that his robe has caught fire, he says to himself, "I smell cookies."
** This is immediately followed by him realizing what's wrong and running outside in a panic to put himself out while the rest of the monastery look on... and see his wrestling costume under the burned-off parts off his robe. Nacho tries to accept that the jig is up gracefully... for a given value of the word.
--->'''Ignacio:''' Yes, it's true! I am Nacho... the luchador.\\
'''Monk:''' …Who?\\
'''Ignacio:''' Maybe you've seen me on TV?\\
''[Long, long silence.]''\\
'''Ignacio:''' [[SayMyName NachooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo]][[OverlyLongGag ooooooooooooooooooooooo...!]]
* After he's outed as a wrestler and has lost the rumble for the opportunity to challenge Ramses, Ignacio exiles himself into the wilderness, armed with only a machete gifted to him by Chancho, having made it clear to everyone he expects to die out there... and then Esqueleto shows up to reconcile. When Nacho asks him how he found him... he says he did so from the village, the edge of which he points to about fifty feet away, within such comfortable distance that a few people are standing there and watching them, including a little girl who cheerfully waves and greets Nacho.
* Nacho reveals he's written a song dedicated to Encarnación. It includes the lyric "I ate some bugs, I ate some grass/I used my hand to wipe my [[SubvertedRhymeEveryOccasion tears]]" and even more of Jack Black's signature scatting.
* Before Nacho's fight with Ramses, Esqueleto shows some unexpected support for his friend's religiousness by pulling him into a huddle and praying for God to bless him... with [[BrickJoke nutrients]] (and strength).
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