* Randy's method of picking up chicks at a bar.
-->'''Randy:''' Hi, I'm Randy. Are you drunk enough to go home with me?
-->'''Woman looks at him, and tosses back what's left of her drink'''
-->'''Woman:''' Yep.
* Earl meeting up with a clingy girlfriend after he faked his death, her screaming and this:
-->'''Randy:''' She screamed like that girl from E.T. when she first saw the monkey.
* Randy's reaction remembering two neighborhood kids on the list who were crippled in a skydiving disaster were humped by a dog- one '''''to completion'''''= nearly a minute of the funniest laughter you'll hear on NBC.
* Before Joy and Danrell get married, she and Earl accidently have sex behind his back. They decide to confese, but Joy personally tells Darnell Earl slept with his mother. Darnell goes breserk and starts beating Earl up. Earl thinks it's because he knows and tries to talk him down.
-->'''Earl''': I didn't get mad when ''you'' slept with her.
* "Moombataaaaaaaaaaaaa! New day for Central Africa!" stands out.
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