* Randy's method of picking up chicks at a bar.
-->'''Randy:''' Hi, I'm Randy. Are you drunk enough to go home with me?
-->'''Woman looks at him, and tosses back what's left of her drink'''
-->'''Woman:''' Yep.
* Earl meeting up with a clingy girlfriend after he faked his death, her screaming and this:
-->'''Randy:''' She screamed like that girl from E.T. when she first saw the monkey.
* Randy's reaction remembering two neighborhood kids on the list who were crippled in a skydiving disaster were humped by a dog- one '''''to completion'''''- nearly a minute of the funniest laughter you'll hear on NBC (or wherever you watch it).
* Before Joy and Darnell get married, she and Earl accidentally have sex behind his back. They decide to confess, but Joy personally tells Darnell Earl slept with his mother. Darnell goes berserk and starts beating Earl up. Earl thinks it's because he knows and tries to talk him down.
-->'''Earl''': I didn't get mad when ''you'' slept with her.
* "Moombataaaaaaaaaaaaa! New day for Central Africa!" stands out.
* In the creative writing episode, the story Joy tells to Dodge and Earl Jr. to get them to behave themselves.
* The part where Earl is telling the audience about his friendship with Ralph, and it shows them making popcorn and sitting down in front of the TV together, only for police to come by and show that they had apparently forgotten that they were trying to rob the house they were in.
* Earl's conjugal visitor during his stay in prison. A very obvious Pre-Op Transsexual.
-->'''Earl:''' So, Annie...you got a wiener, right?
-->'''Annie:'''[Goes from a fake falsetto, to a deep baritone} Well it doesn't function if that makes you feel any better.
* [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall Discussing network executives]]:
-->'''Joy:''' Plus, they don't let anyone cuss on TV until a certain time at night. ''[[{{Beat}} (looks at her watch for a few seconds)]]'' [[BitingTheHandHumor Douchebags.]]
* When Randy was dating Judy, and suffering from allergies to her beloved cat, and Darnell suggested allergy medicine, and Randy said how he already tried it, and all it did was make him thirsty. Cue a flashback to him drinking water (right out of the water cooler) to the song "Chug-A-Lug" by Roger Miller.
* Donny's parody of Pat Benatar's "Heartbreaker" at Earl's birthday party.
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