* Basically the premise of the entire freaking show is to have at least three of these each episode. And boy, does it deliver!
Episode 1
* "Dubstep, careful! You can't use that type of language on this show."
* "They just call me Intern 2...Because I was the second intern they hired..."
* Indie: (makes pained face) "Kombucha? No? More for me." (makes another pained face)
** "Dammit Intern 2 you ''are'' working!" (throws up Kombucha on self) "Intern 2, get me a new scarf!"
* The Rat-Protector scene
** "Why are you attacking me? I'm supposed to be protecting you!"
* Metal panicking at the alarm and the others being completely nonchalant.
* This whole scene:
--> '''Indie''': "There's never going to be a fire." (DescriptionCut of the [=MyMusic=] building on fire)
--> '''Indie''': "Alright, first item: Fire Safety. To avoid any future confusion, I've removed the alarm system completely."
--> '''Metal''': "What?"
--> '''Indie''': "Don't worry. I got a fire owl. Never seen an owl burn, so I'm pretty sure they're good at preventing fires. (Owl hoots)
--> '''Metal''': "Fire!"
--> '''Indie''': "That wasn't an alarm. It was just hooting."
--> '''Metal''': "Well, how can you tell when there ''is'' a fire?"
--> '''Indie''': "There won't be a fire 'cause we have a fire owl." (DescriptionCut of the [=MyMusic=] building on fire)
* Metal [[BlatantLies has gotten over his anger management issues]].
--> Metal: "I've actually got some anger management issues but, uh, I've gotten passed that. It's just a little bump in the road. No problem! (Scene accidentally smacks him with a boom mic) What the hell?!
--> Scene: "Sorry! I'm just practicing!" (makes indistinct noises)
* This:
--> Scene: "OMG really? Indie, if you let me do it, I'll work ''real'' close with you to make sure your music is represented!Please, please, please?"
--> Indie: "I think I'm gonna throw up.
--> Intern 2 ( whispers to Scene): "Probably from drinking all those fungus based beverages.
--> Indie: [[CatchPhrase Shut up Intern 2!]] It is not the sweet Kombucha! [[StealthInsult It's the fact that Idol is actually right]].
* Scene smacking Metal yet again with the boom mic and her sheepish "''Sorry''".

Episode 2
* Indie ignoring Scene's "Good Morning, Indie!"
* Metal says they haven't given him a desk, Indie says it's next on his to-do list and the to-do list appears on screen with the words "Actually it's 2nd on the list" accompanied by a ding and a pointing arrow.
* Indie says that metal and pop can coexist and to just look at Music/LinkinPark. Idol begins a rather...[[HollywoodToneDeaf rendition]] of the band's song "Crawling in My Skin" which makes Metal leave. Once he leaves she reveals she was purposely trying to make him leave.
* Hip-Hop telling Metal to pick up his soap, referencing the whole [[PrisonRape "don't drop the soap when showering in prison"]] thing. Metal says it's "a bit much".
* Metal sets up his office in the bathroom.
** Metal exclaiming "What?!" when Indie knocks incessantly on the stall door and Indie saying he didn't know he was in there.
* Scene rambling about social networks and Indie telling her to "Shut up, shut up, shut the [[SoundEffectBleep *bleep*]] up.
* Indie knocking all of Intern 2's stuff to the ground, smashing his laptop and then slapping him for giving the "nonverbal 'Get-a-load-of-this-guy' face"
* Indie overreacting and saying threatening to fire Intern 2 for just getting started on [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext finding Bigfoot]].
* Another "Shut up, shut up, shut the *bleep* up
* Metal's first "Say What?"
* A sort of StealthPun:
--> Intern 2: See?
--> Scene: NUH!
* Metal thinking the piles of scarves is a man.
* Metal's reaction to Indie talking about his family tree.
** And then still thinking the pile of scarves is a man.

Episode 3
* Indie's cousin Gorgol was pretty nice...for a Satanist.
* Mental ranting about being invisible while Intern 2 and Scene are ignoring him. Then Idol and Techno & Dubstep come in looking for him as well even though he's standing right there. Metal is neither amused nor pleased.
** And then both Indie and Gorgol ignore him, too.
* Gorgol being creepy and Indie's reaction
* Indie [[ItMakesSenseInContext offering Intern 2 as a snack]].
--> Gorgol: "This man is not soft."
--> Indie: "You can eat him if you want.
* Metal practicing his conversation with Gorgol, complete with ActorAllusion.
* Indie adding Music/FosterThePeople to his list of "Things Idol Has Ruined."
* Metal having a mental breakdown in the bathroom stall and Bigfoot's reaction.
* Metal walking out naked and Dubstep's subsequent joke: [[spoiler: Sure he's heard of the show Headbanger's Ball but not Headbanger's BALLS!]]
* Satan's "Burn".
-->[[DontExplainTheJoke "Get it? 'Cause I'm Satan?"]] I'll use that later.
* Metal mimicking a dragon.

Episode 4
* The other company members' profiles.
* When Idol tries to take "sexy" pictures of Scene, they always turn into something innocent, like Scene's face covered in butterflies.
* "[[Literature/TheHungerGames Katniss and Peeta]]. Don't even get me started."
* Indie freaking out at his shirt.
* Scene bursting into tears, Metal thinking he did something and Scene abruptly stopping her crying when the time changes to 2:01.
* Whatever Techno and Dubstep were doing with the bracelets, Idol's face during it is quite hilarious.
* Indie claims that anyone who doesn't think ''Series/DowntonAbbey'' is the greatest TV Show ever is a moron and a piece of garbage....Unless they're referencing Season Two.
* "Dammit Intern 2! Get out of my office and go protect the rats!"
* Indie was apparently singing the Music/TaylorSwift song from '''Literature/TheHungerGames''.
* Idol struggling to make lemonade. Just...that entire scene.
* The duck face pictures at the end.

Episode 5
* '''Indie''':
-->"I.....I said UsefulNotes/McDonalds."
-->"I will live to criticize the next Music/SigurRos record!"
* Scene is excited, thinking Indie is about to admit his feelings for her. [[spoiler: No, he just wanted to say that he hates Intern 2 and that the latter smells.]]
* The camera pans out to reveal Intern 2, whom Indie tells to shut up despite the fact that he hadn't said anything.
* Metal:
-->"That's a big improvement...over no help!"
* This exchange:
--> Metal: "Isn't that that rave where everyone got trampled to death?"
--> Techno (complete with StaggeredZoom) : [[PunctuatedForEmphasis "Best. Rave. Ever."]]
* Techno plugs in the lights. Suddenly there's a rave occurring in the office. Metal [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] this, is brought to the ground in the chaos, and claims that it smells like sweat...And that it (the sweat) is in his mouth.
* The "vintage computer" Indie bought Metal.
* '''Metal''', yet again.
--> "If Scene makes me listen to that damn [=NyanCat=] video one more time, I will remind her Music/FallOutBoy is broken up and she will die from grief!"
* The Shaman
* Scene's "[[TitleDrop Don't]]Music/PanicAtTheDisco, Metal!"
* This exchange:
--> Metal (when Idol starts singingMusic/AndyGrammer's Keep Your Head Up): Shut it, Idol! You just sit at your desk ''all'' day, updating your Website/{{Facebook}} and listening to music made by little boys who look like lesbians!"
--> Idol: Insult Music/{{Eminem}} all you want, but do not diss social media! You can thank it for the job you have right now, thank you very much!"
--> Metal: "Eminem? I was talking about Music/JustinBieber!"
* Hip-Hop "gets up with murder up in here, son!" And he'd like to keep it that way!
** Also his FreudianSlip "ass" instead of "asked".
** How Hip-Hop squeaks and sits down when his gun is taken away.

Episode 6
* Idol creeping up behind Techno
* Bidets are apparently "French butt-washing machine[s]."
* Scene's off-screen wail of "I'M NOT EMO!"
* Indie's dad's gratuitous [[VomitIndiscretionShot Vomit Indiscretion Shots]].
* Music/RebeccaBlack quitting and leaving while mumbling indistinctly.
* Indie trying to grow a mustache...and then falling over either from exhaustion or distress
* Metal doing his usual "SAY WHAT?" while Indie looks at him.

Episode 7
* On Idol's list of shows "'REALITY' SHOW THAT IS CLEARLY STAGED" is followed by "OH WAIT THAT'S EVERY REALITY SHOW".
* Idol's "YEP" at the auction show part.
* At the survival show part, Idol drinks from a canteen and then points to it. Written on it is the words "MY PEE".
* For some, Cancer Dancers. [[DudeNotFunny For others....]]
* Techno freaking out at being called J-Pop
* Intern 2 being blamed and then told to shut up.
* Scene getting a little too excited. Twice.
* Everyone over-dramatically doing something so that they (Metal and Rayna) doesn't think they were watching them.
** Except for Indie. Too mainstream.
* Indie doing a spit-take before Metal says anything.

Episode 8
* Rayna shouting out her friends and being yelled at for it.
* Metal proclaiming his daughter to be dead to him for asking what a "sevendust" is.
* Idol's video. All of it. And the cover for it. And it's title.
* [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Hip-Hop being startled by Idol and Rayna's shrieks]].
* Idol is Rayna's best friend "this week".
* Intern 2 is apparently a great conversationalist.
* Metal calls his daughter a ree-ree to which she responds "Ree Ree {{Music/Rihanna}}!"
* Idol and Rayna's failed high-five
* Indie says Techno and Dubstep told him that the louder the music they play, the harder they're working. [[DescriptionCut Cut to Techno and Dubstep asleep.]]
* Scene claims she's not emo. Her watch beeps and she bursts into tears.
* Indie fires Idol for not replacing the Fair Trade Blend. Idol rewinds time, tells her she's on her period and gets a raise.
** Then she tries to hug him, but he says that [[Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy he's going hiking and doesn't want to be attacked by bears.]]
* The illustrations in the Metal Mystery.
* The results of the Metal Mystery algorithm.

Episode 9
* Idol's date with the Guess Guy.
* Metal freaking out about the lip-gloss and then beating up Intern 2.
* Idol live-tweeting her date.
* Idol is about to kiss her date, until a Music/{{Daughtry}} CD falls out of his coat and she yells at him to get out and him submissively doing so.
** Also how she starts drinking directly from the wine bottle after he leaves.
* Idol talking to Metal and Intern 2 while the former is strangling the latter.
* TheStinger

Episode 10
* Just how done Chip is with Idol, rolling his eyes when she starts crying
* Indie interrupted himself to ask if he should be offended by Portlandia
** Him snorting glitter
* Hip Hop singing and then hurriedly taking off his headphones and flipping over his iPod when Scene comes to talk to him
* "That's the name of our company"
* Hip-Hop intently listening to Scene until he realizes she's not talking about the glitter incident.
* Indie putting his hand on Scene's shoulder....and then pushing her into the wall.

Episode 11
* Indie "ironically" singing Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" and Hip-Hop looking at him funny.
* Idol's TakeThat to OldNavy
* Rayna calling Metal mature. Cut to Metal smashing cans and saying "Smash! Smash! Smash!" and giving a cry of elation.
* Idol's "Sing-off? Dance-off? Race-around-the-world-off?"
** Nope. "Bad Girls Club...off".
*** "This is not a competition!"
* "No more shout outs".
* "This is ''my'' house, [[ThisIsForEmphasisBitch bitch!"]]
* [[DoWrongRight Metal seemingly reprimanding Rayna for beating up Idol...and then instructing her how to beat her up.]]
* The rave guy feeling Intern 2's hat and getting his hand smacked away. Repeatedly.

Episode 12
* [[DelayedReaction "But there's no front door in here to shut."]]
* Rayna: [[spoiler:"So what will it be? [[Music/LadyGaga Lady Blah-Blah]] over here... or would you rather have something more dangerous? '''[[CrossesTheLineTwice I'm underage...!]]'''"]]
* Rayna doing the "SAY WHAT?" thing while Intern 2 stands there losing his patience.
* Rayna punching Intern 2 in the gut.
* Camera-Man zooming in to Idol.
* Hip-Hop has a "dice game" with "the homies".
* "SPARKS WILL FLY FOR SCENE AND INDIE TONIGHT!"
* "Everyone at my school watches this!"
* Metal losing his cool when Rayna says she apparently wasn't good enough for him.
** And how he resolves it...
*** "Wait, what just happened?"
* The "party"

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* In Season 2, Harley Morenstein randomly appears as Jesus. Yes, [[SirSwearsALot that]] [[DeadpanSnarker Harley]] [[BigEater Morenstein]].