* Rae's mum picks out a horrible beige and brown dress for her to wear to the wedding, which Rae describes as "a cross between a profiterole and a prolapsed colon".
* Rae's mum complaining about her going through twenty tampons in two days:
--> '''Rae's Mum:''' What have you got, six vaginas or something!? Your [[UnusualEuphemism hoohah]] must be the driest place in the universe!
** When Rae is being examined by Dr Kassar and is afraid her period is going to overflow. She imagines him running frantically from the room as blood [[Film/TheShining pours out behind him]].
--> '''Dr Kassar:''' Run, it's the mega-period!!
* Kester throwing some portraits in his office out the window (and nearly causing a traffic accident by the sounds of it) in order to get Rae to be honest/bond with him.
* Also with Kessler - he makes a psychological insight in the middle of a Rae rant. Rae's reaction:
-->'''Rae:''' I find you ''intensely'' irritating somedays.
-->'''Kessler:''' [[ItsWhatIDo It's what I live for]].
* Rae describing herself as the 'Tyrannosaurus of sex' and imagining herself as the T. Rex from ''Film/JurassicPark'' and Archie trapped in the car.
--> '''Archie:''' Clever girl!
* Archie holding Rae's breasts up in the middle of a camping trip so she can have a few minutes of actual support whilst wearing lingerie in preparation for attempting to lose her virginity.
* When Danny Two-Hats is explaining to Rae and Tix about the 'friend zone' and he draws Rae on the board with huge boobs.
* After not having sparks with a guy or a girl, Archie's worried that he's asexual. After a game of Spin the Bottle, he's happily proven wrong.
-->'''Archie:''' I'm gay, Rae. ''(mouths silently)'' I'm gay.
-->'''Rae:''' You pleased about it?
-->'''Archie:''' ''Fucking'' delirious.
* When Danny pees from a second-floor window on the three bullies who turned up at her door expecting to be let inside.
--> '''Danny:''' Jog on, you big bunch of fannies!
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