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!!From the Series itself:
* "The cure is nudity." "But I'm already naked!"
* Rainbow Dash trying to "counter curse" in Episode 7 and ''Haunting Nightmare'': '''"BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHH!"'''
* [[PsychicStatic "Rubber Ducky You are THE ONE!]] [[Series/SesameStreet You make bathtime LOTS OF FUN!"]]
* Most of what Seaty Belt/[[spoiler:Thrackerzod]] says in the final scene of episode 10 is hilarious, due to how badly the apparently normal pony... thing... blends in.
-->'''Seaty Belt''': I AM BLENDING IN!
* [[CrossesTheLineTwice Nazi!Rarity]]. Heck, Rarity in general.
* Any time Twilight mentions [[HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood her childhood]].
* Twilight explaining herself to Celestia on Ep. 8. Even more funny thanks to the return of [[Series/SesameStreet The Rubber Ducky Song]].
-->'''Twilight:''' Noooo, noo, that was wrong! So wrong!
* Spike's "They threatened me with Tiny Hammers!"
* "I think a tiny, evil creature is living in my attic. It likes geometry. And Satan."
* "Call of the Cutie"
** Applebloom "persuading" Doctor Whooves to buy some apples.
-->'''Applebloom:''' How would ''you'' like to buy me some ice cream[[labelnote:*]]Applejack promised her ice cream in exchange for helping out[[/labelnote]]?
-->'''Doctor:''' (backing away) Sounds illegal...
-->'''Applebloom:''' Are you sure you don't wanna buy me any ice cream? Because I am the perfect height to reach your dangly bits, and I think we both know what I'm implying here.
-->'''Doctor:''' (getting nervous)Look, I'm really busy right now and I'm doing something really important. I have to save a kitty named Mr. Fluffles from certain doom.
-->'''Applebloom:''' Do not make me get persuasive with you!
-->'''Doctor:''' (panicked)Stay back! I can travel through time!
-->'''Applebloom:''' Well, good, you're gonna need that power, because ''I'' am about to kick your dick into last Thursday!
-->'''Doctor:''' I will cry!
-->'''Applebloom:''' [[KidsAreCruel Children have no empathy!]] I don't even ''care!'' You give me some friggin' ice cream!
-->'''Doctor:''' Okay! Just take the money and leave me alone!
* "Feeling Pinkie Keen":
** "THE DOCTORS FILL PINKIE'S TEETH WITH FLUORIDE!"
** Pinkie's knowledge of the Hydra that lives "spitting distance" from Ponyvile, as Applejack so eloquently put it.
-->'''Pinkie:''' His name is "Richard," he is allergic to peanuts, and he has a birthday in three weeks.
** When the Hydra chases them to the ledge and it looks like the end for them, we get this little gem:
-->'''Pinkie:''' We will die as we lived, [[VerbalTic yes]]! Hating Fluttershy.
-->'''Fluttershy:''' I agree with that sentiment! I'M SO SORRY EVERYONE!
** This. Just... This:
-->'''Spike:''' Well, personally, [[TemptingFate I hope you never]] [[{{Foreshadowing}} become a Princess]], if I'm any indication of what it's going to be like for everyone.
-->'''Twilight:''' Eh, I wouldn't hold your breath on it anyway.
** The [=Q&A=] between Pinkie and Twilight as part of the latter's "research" on friendship.
-->'''Pinkie (shackled by the hooves with a skullcap on):''' You promised to Pinkie bondage! [[VerbalTic Yes.]]
-->'''Twilight:''' I did, and you're in bondage. I knew you'd go for it.
-->'''Pinkie:''' Okay, it is different, yes. When is Twilight in bondage as well?
-->'''Twilight:''' I'd ask how you think that's supposed to work, but I already know, sadly.
** The moral that Twilight comes up with at the end of the episode, after wearing herself out trying to figure out Pinkie Pie, is hilarious:
-->'''Twilight:''' You know what I think? I think the moral of this story, is that the social sciences are retarded.
* "The Show Stoppers"
** Working My Twerking. The entire song is gold.
** "I AM CALLING YOUR BLUFF! Tell them you were bested by a child. All is fair in money and politics."

!!From "Rainbow Dash Presents":
* From [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AbtCTbSWTk Rainbow Dash Presents]] {{Cupcakes}}. It starts with Rainbow Dash deciding to put on a gorilla suit after reaching Sugarcube Corner and spirals into hilarious madness from there.
** Pinkie's rendition of ''Hooked On A Feeling'' in order to convince Rainbow Dash to come home with her. It doesn't work. What does? This
-->'''Pinkie:''' (Annoyed) [[spoiler:[[MightyMorphinPowerRangers Go go Power Rangers...]]]]
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' (excited) Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! How did you know!?
* From (ironically enough) ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7HrijDkfHc&feature=g-all-a&list=PL92BE27F054BDAA36&context=G2958739FAAAAAAAAAAA Rainbow Dash Presents]]: [[Fanfic/RainbowFactory Captain Hook the Biker Gorilla]]'':
** Thrackerzod's "I WANT TO BE AN OOMPA LOOMPA. Take me to them so the deed may be done..."
*** "The string is chafing me! THAT IS NORMAL."
** Mexican Surprise as [[RefugeInAudacity Pogo the Clown.]] John Wayne Gacy's clown name.
-->'''Thrackerzod:''' Wait. Doesn't Willy Wonka kill all the children?
-->'''Surprise:''' O-Okay, hey, hey that's a good point, I'm not Willy Wonka anymore! I'm Pogo the Clown! You can trust Pogo! She's safe with kids!
** Aurora: OH MY GAWD WE'RE GONNA BE GROUND INTO RAINBOWS!!!
*** [{{Beat}}] EVERYBODY PANIC!
** During their ''LegendsOfTheHiddenTemple''-esque escape from the Rainbow Factory, the ponies get stuck in and ultimately fail at the [[MemeticMutation Shriiiiiiiine]] [[ThatOnePuzzle of the Silver Monkey]].
-->'''Applebloom:''' I'm trying to force it, but it won't go!
-->'''Thrackerzods:''' The head is backwards.
-->'''Scootaloo:''' Try jiggling it around.
-->'''Thrackerzods:''' The head is backwards.
-->'''Applebloom:''' Maybe it's broken?
-->'''Thrackerzods:''' THE HEAD IS ''BACKWARDS''!
** "There's this one kid with a magical glandular problem, and his butt's like, falling through the floor..."
** [[RunningGag "There's cookies and punch at the door."]]
** "Now I dressed up like Willy Wonka and a clown for nothing!"
** "You've been grounding up ponies, baby? Sure you haven't been grinding up ON ponies? HOO!"
* From ''Rainbow Dash Presents: Haunted Nightmare'':
** Any scene involving Zecora.
** Pinkie trying to [[CrossesTheLineTwice drug Twilight so she can have her way with her]].
** "Meka Leka ''[[VerbalTic Yes]]'' Meka Heiny Ho! Meka Leka ''[[VerbalTic Yes]]'' Meka Heiny Ho!"
** Rainbow Dash goes to get a glass of water for Pinkie Pie. Literally ''one second'' after disappearing into Twilight's kitchen, she does [[NoodleIncident something]] to set off the smoke detector. And then a [[NoodleImplements jackhammer]]. And ''then'' machine gun chatter, complete with muzzle flash. And finally, a barking dog.
--> '''Rainbow Dash''' (off-screen): Twilight, do you have any ketchup?
** This exchange near the end of the video:
-->'''Zecora:''' I saved you from swamp gas!
-->'''Twilight:''' You saved me from....what?
-->'''Zecora:''' I am the deuess macarena!
-->'''Twilight:''' You mean DeusExMachina?
-->'''Zecora:''' [[CloudcuckooLander HEEEEEEEEYYY, MACARENA!]]
* In "Rainbow Dash Presents: A Beautiful Day In Equestria", Twilight's response to the shipping: [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere running.]]
** And after the credits, we find out she wound up in a nightclub. Filled entirely with various apes.
*** Made even funnier when in the commentary we learn that this is the canon ending to the fan fic.
* Rainbow Dash Presents : My Little Dashie...
** The fact that a {{Batman}} plot was put into it.
*** With an added pinch of Franchise/HarryPotter for good measure.
** The reaction to Dash's memory loss.
--->'''Rarity''':This is like, the seventh time. The Seventh Time!
** [[ProperlyParanoid The stinger at the end.]]
* Rainbow Dash Presents: Bittersweet
** Scootaloo and Applebloom checking out a website where unicorn stallions post pictures of their...ahem, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything horns]].
-->'''Applejack:''' Young lady, I told you to keep this door open when Sco- ''(sees the laptop and goes wide-eyed)''- What are you lookin' at?!
-->'''Applebloom:''' [[TakeThat Stallions callin' out for help in the only way they know how?]]
** For that matter, Applebloom finding out Pinkie's dead, and taking it surprisingly well.
-->'''Applebloom:'' Wait, Pinkie's dead? ''(looks at AJ)'' Y'all said she went on vacation.
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' Then... Why'd we hold a funeral?
-->'''Applejack:''' Dash! Darn it?
-->'''Rainbow Dash:''' Who did we bury?
-->'''Applejack:''' I don't wanna have to talk to my sister about death!
-->'''Applebloom:''' What's to talk about? Just last night, Ms. Cluckerbottom stopped layin' eggs an' we cut her head off.
-->'''Applejack (flustered)''' Well, Scootaloo's parents probably don't wanna have conversations with her about things she ain't ready for.
-->'''Scootaloo (fiddling with the aformentioned website/laptop):''' Look at this one, baby. Twelve inches.
** [[FunnyBackgroundEvent "What is he doin' with that spatula?"]]
** Included in Pinkie's Last Will and Testament is the demand [[spoiler: that Fluttershy's eulogy be drowned out by dubstep.]]
** [[spoiler: Pinkie Pie joined the Ghost Wonderbolts]]

!!From other Spin-offs and One-shots:
* "Alicorn Day"
** Celestia's last assignment and the "lesson" Twilight learned from it:
-->'''Spike''': So, hey, you remember that letter she [Celestia] sent you where she asked you to get those pictures of Applejack's brother?\\
'''Twilight''': Yeah.\\
'''Spike''': And then she told you to write a critique of Mac's physical appearance?\\
'''Twilight''': Yeah\\
'''Spike''': And then she sent the critique to Mac?\\
'''Twilight''': ([[INeedAFreakingDrink Levitates a drink into her hoof]]) Yeah.\\
'''Spike''': What'd you tell her you learned from that?\\
'''Twilight''' (In a Monotone): A [[NoodleImplements Phillips screwdriver]] is persuasive, but not seductive; and also Rarity charges out the butt for stuff I really think she should do as a friend.

* "Investment Losses"
** Twilight and Rainbow Dash on the cloud from "Alicorn Day", when suddenly Twilight's wings disappear and she falls through the cloud.
** Aurora on the bus:
-->'''Aurora''' Excuse me, weird adult talking to a kid. I'm supposed to avoid Stranger Danger situations. For that I need a pretty wide bubble without any strangers in it. Now, are you gonna have a Stranger Danger situation? *the adults move* Thank you! I can tell by the lack of proximity to me that you are probably OK adults.
** The fact that Aurora's mother, Knitty Needles, [[GenerationXerox sounds just like her daughter]] is rather amusing.
*** She even talks about going to [[CallBack the Embroidery Warehouse]].
* "Budget Impasse"
** "YOU SHOULD HAVE DRESSED UP AS A BANANA CELESTIA! I'M NIGHTMARE MOON! NIGHTMARE MOON!"

!!From "Lets Ramble Over [[FinalFantasyVI Pony Fantasy VI]]:

* The concept of Rainbow Dash doing a LetsPlay is hilarious in-and-of itself.
* Part 14 features a ponified version of the opera scene. It starts off with Rainbow Dash singing along to the opera. [[HollywoodToneDeaf And then Pinkie Pie joins in.]]
** Made even funnier when everyone begins arguing over whether or not they were singing badly.
* The whole "Fighting the Train" sequence in part 8. http://youtu.be/AnetOvT7L3I?t=11m35s

!! From "Let's Ramble Over VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas:

* Rainbow Dash deciding to name her character "QueenLatifa"
* The entire "[[CthulhuMythos Church Of Dagon]] Food Drive" segment.
--> '''Rainbow Dash:''' What ridiculous Cthulhu nightmare did I just escape from?! Hey kids, everyone get ready for the Church Of Dagon Can Drive! Kids that donate 20 cans will get a Church Of Dagon pocket knife. It's got the Church Of Dagon logo on it and everything! Kids that donate 50 cans will get a signed photograph of Dagon himself. And, if the school reaches its goal of 40,000 cans, Dagon will visit the school, live, in person, and will [[BreadEggsMilkSquick suck out your soul through your nose!]]



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