* The RunningGag with Mr. Dingle overly concerned with what everyone thinks of their family: "Wouldn't want the neighbors to think ill of us".
** Finally overcomes this in his PapaWolf moment: "Frankly, I don't care who thinks ill of us."
* Johnny's IndulgentFantasySegue turned {{Imagine Spot}} with him going at it with Missy in the gymnasium while the school cheers for him, but is disqualified for not having a "regulation size unit".
-->'''Johnny's Teacher:''' [[LampshadeHanging This is the most pathetic sexual fantasy I've ever seen.]]
* Johnny's nightmare with his junk falling off.
** The horrific one with Big Chuck Sr. continually taunting Johnny to eat him...which he does right down to the skeleton leaving only his head.
* Chuck Jr. impaling himself with an axe.
* Dr. Bronson, the town's incompetent physician.
--> '''Dr. Bronson:''' I'm afraid I have some bad news, your son is very sick. He's lost a massive amount of blood, his pulse and retinal response are poor and, as you can see, there's an axe sticking out of his head.
-->'''Big Chuck Bronski:''' He's not sick, you idiot, he's DEAD!
--> '''Dr. Bronson:''' Oh, everybody's a doctor. You think maybe I can make the diagnosis?