* In the pilot movie, when Ethan and Benny follow Sarah into a dark alley and discover her feeding on a rat. First, they make two [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl incredibly girly screams]], then Ethan runs as Benny continues to scream two more times until Ethan comes back to yank him away.
* "Yeah, they're finally fighting back [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil illegal downloads!]]"
* This exchange in the Sun King episode:
--> Benny: Why are my hands all oily?
--> Rory: Why do I look like a basted turkey?
--> Both: *exchange glances* Ewww...
* Sarah's defense against allegations of drinking from dug up corpses:
--> '''Sarah:''' First of all, ''gross'', and second of all, ''eww!''
--> '''Anastasia:''' Both are valid points.
* Ethan and Benny are talking about a Halloween party, and Ethan considers inviting Rory, to which Benny responds by reminding Ethan of what happened the last time they invited Rory to a party. Cue flashback of Rory wearing a makeshift one-shouldered loincloth and a broom, leaping onto a couch and chanting "I'm a caveman!"
--> '''Benny:''' And that ''wasn't even a costume party.''
* Sarah's imitation of Erica choosing a victim to eat:
--> '''Sarah:''' He's too stringy, he's too old, I hate her outfit.
* From the PilotMovie, the scene where the vampires mock Ethan for needing a babysitter. Just the whole idea that a group of vampires would take time out of their initiation ceremony to make fun of their prey is absolutely hilarious.
* "You potioned martial arts experts?!"
* This exchange from the second season finale
-->'''Benny''': You bit my best friend!
-->'''Sarah''': And you made me suck out the venom when you knew what it would do!
-->'''Jesse''': And I'd ''love'' to be sorry about that, but you all know I've done much, much worse.
* This moment from the movie. It's Sarah's tone on the last line that really sells it:
-->'''Sarah:''' Whatever you guys saw, it's [[NotWhatItLooksLike not what it looks like.]]\\
'''Ethan:''' You're a freaking vampire who kills animals and drinks their blood!\\
'''Sarah:''' Okay, so it is ''kinda'' what it looks like.