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[[folder:General]]
* [[AccentSlipUp Anytime [=McDonnell=] forgets to add the "sh" in Mooch's speech (for example, Mooch would say "snow" instead of "shnow")]].

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[[folder:Strips]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-062995/ In order to lure out a mouse]], Earl gets out a piece of provolone cheese (the "good" stuff), claiming that no one can resist the smell. They wait... and in the fourth panel:
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(brawling with Earl)'' GIMME DAT CHEESE!
-->'''Earl:''' IT'S MINE!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-051396/ Frank's always being woken up by the birds]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-092496/ Frank is fed up with the squirrels hitting him on the head with acorns]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-020897/ An extremely hungry bird mistakes Mooch's tail for a worm]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-041997/ Frank suggests that Butchie get]] "some pretty young thing wiggling behind that counter". The problem? No kid wants to work for five bucks an hour. And... well, to say anything else would spoil it.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-081497/ Mooch punching a rooster]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-113097/ What would it be like]] if every day were Thanksgiving?
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-022798/ "Pancakes?"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-022398/ "Duh."]]
-->'''Millie:''' Have you seen my "teeth"?
-->'''Frank:''' And how.
* [[https://mutts.com/shop/strips/?fwp_paged=325 Mooch is feeling a little tense today]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-090698/ Frank and Millie see Mooch in a tree, grinning at them]]... or at least, they THINK it's Mooch. Millie sends Frank up to get him down, and Frank discovers the hard way that it's not Mooch in that tree. It's a raccoon.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-100598/ Mussels Marinara faces off against a wave]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-102698/ Earl hears that black cats can be magical and fly on brooms]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-101598/ "WHEN DO I GET TO BE FINICKY!?!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-121098/ Frank attempts to catch a snowflake on his tongue]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-040199/ "Animals have NO sense of humor."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-041199/ Frank and Mooch perform]] their "Cats Are Better Than Dogs" Rain Dance.
** [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-013000/ And here they are performing]] their "Cats Are Better Than Dogs" '''Winter''' Dance.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-051799/ "HOW does he get UP THERE?!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-060499/ Guard Dog gives Mooch the "Royal" Treatment]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-051999/ "Someone's getting a little big for his bowl."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-072399/ Earl and Mooch decide that maybe they've been laying around too much in the summer]].
** [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-081499/ After doing some whale-watching]]...
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(to Sid the goldfish)'' HA! You call yourself a FISH?! You should see a whale - now that's a FISH!
-->'''Sid:''' ''(annoyed)'' A whale is a mammal.
-->'''Mooch:''' WHOSE idea was THAT!?!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-081799/ Looks like ducks]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-100799/ What Mooch thinks of Millie's "Supper Surprise"]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-102099/ "There's ONE in every crowd."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-103199/ This]] delightful ''Literature/{{Frankenstein}}'' [[AffectionateParody parody]] starring Frank, Millie and Mooch.
-->"'''AUGH!''' He's shedding!"
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-022400/ Ozzie buys Earl a video made especially for dogs]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-022700/ "TooLoose", the great artiste]], attempts to paint Mooch's portrait.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-031400/ This is Mooch's "I Haven't the Faintest Idea What You're Talking About" face]]. The secret is to keep from laughing.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-030400/ This]] strip that ran on March 4th.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-060700/ A duck sees a "Do Not Feed the Ducks" sign]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-072300/ Mooch attempts to communicate with a cuttlefish]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-081400/ This strip]].
-->'''Earl:''' I'm a dog. He's a ''cat''. Yet, we understand each other completely!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mooch:''' ''WHAT'' are you talking about?!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-082700/ Frank channels his inner]] Literature/{{Tarzan}}.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-121000/ Frank has some imagination]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120200/ "Punk."]] The image in the third panel of Mooch with the leaf on his nose is what makes it.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120600/ Mooch is enraged by a snowflake arriving early]].
** [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120700/ And the next day]]...
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(to the snowflake)'' '''HA!''' MELT, BABY, MELT!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-052001/ "I must have dozed off."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-062501/ Earl and Mooch meet a frog]].
-->'''Frog:''' Yes, boys, I was once a handsome prince.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(turns to Earl)'' That's got to be a [[{{Pun}} bullfrog]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-081201/ Mooch learns how worms travel]].
-->'''Frank:''' ''(to Millie)'' Is that cat due for some shots?
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120901/ Frank is having second thoughts about that pet door]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-122501/ "Did you know there's a legend that says animals receive the power to speak on Christmas Morning?"]]
-->'''Mooch:''' No kidding?
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-123001/ "Happy NOW!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-011302/ "Puss in Boots", starring Mooch]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-033102/ Mooch is making faces at the new neighbors' dog]]... only for Earl to inform him that the new neighbors don't HAVE a dog. But they're sure thinking about getting one.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-040402/ Earl and Mooch play fetch]].
-->"Beginner's luck."
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-050602/ Mooch sees a delicate vase with tempting flowers perched dangerously close to the edge of a reaching table]]. His reaction is to shout, "HELLO! IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED - THERE'S A '''CAT''' LIVING HERE!"
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-060702/ "AAUGH! I'M COVERED IN CAT FUR!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-051302/ Mooch goes bird-watching]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-062002/ "If you don't behave I'll smack around this paper and shmake a lot of noise!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-081102/ "This could be a LONG shtory."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-080602/ "Do you need any tape?"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-050803/ "Never insult the chef."]]
-->'''Mooch:''' It NEEDED ketchup!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-092703/ Earl and Mooch meet a pig]]...
-->'''Mooch:''' You know, Earl - '''pigs''' are smarter than '''dogs!'''
-->'''Pig:''' And '''cats'''.
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(as he and Earl walk off)'' What a dope.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-100804/ Mooch wants some syrup]].
-->'''Earl:''' The maple sap runs in the SPRING, Mooch.
-->'''Mooch:''' Hmm... my pancakes could be a li'l '''cold''' by then.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-011705/ Mooch is fattening up for hibernation]].
-->'''Earl:''' When do you start sleeping?
-->'''Mooch:''' ''SHLEEP''?! Who has time for ''THAT''?!
* Speaking of sleep, [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-012805/ this strip]] has Mooch having some fun with Earl while he's taking a nap.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-013105/ Mooch tells Earl that he plans on staying in and watching TV all day]]. Earl then asks if he's going to turn the TV '''on'''.
-->'''Mooch:''' Would THAT help?
* Admit it, you totally relate to Mooch in regards to winter in [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-022105/ this strip]].
-->'''Mooch:''' Is winter over yet?!
-->'''Earl:''' Spring is still officially a month away, Mooch.
-->'''Mooch:''' There are too many rules.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-051505/ A squirrel finds Earl's stick]].
-->"May I walk on 'YOUR' grass? May I climb 'YOUR' trees? May I breathe 'YOUR' air?"
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-062605/ This strip]]. Mooch's over-the-top reaction to Earl having a "tick" is hilarious enough, but then it turns out that the "tick" is actually just a chocolate sprinkle. Mooch's response is to run away screaming again... because cats and dogs are not supposed to have chocolate.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-070305/ Mooch is annoyed by Earl's constantly squeaking his squeaky bone]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120405/ Mooch goes out on a cold day]].
-->'''Frank:''' I ''told'' you it was cold out.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-113005/ Earl and Mooch meet a bear who complains that, as a result of people destroying his forest, he doesn't know where to live]]. Mooch's response? "Earl has a shpare bedroom!"
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-010106/ "Everybody loves a shurprise party!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-010506/ Mooch brought in an expert to teach him and Earl how to hibernate]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-031206/ This strip]] is a parody of "Sleeping Beauty", with Mooch being put under a spell that'll make him sleep for one hundred years unless awakened by a prince. Earl has a dog named Prince lick him, waking Mooch up - and he's very disappointed to find out that he won't be sleeping for one hundred years.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-042306/ "Do you think it will stop raining soon, Mooch?"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-062606/ Earl invites Mooch to come in his kiddie pool]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-122106/ "It was HIS idea."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-010807/ Mooch has a "Sounds of Nature" CD to help him and Earl sleep. He and Earl are promptly subjected to the sounds of the trumpeter swan, the screech owl, the howler monkey]], [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-010907/ ocean waves - with Crabby]], and [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-011007/ hyenas laughing]], culminating in [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-011107/ ducks loudly singing lullabies]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-070807/ Earl and Mooch find a geyser while in Yellowstone]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-072207/ "I don't think he liked it."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-121507/ Mooch meets the weatherman, who he thinks has the ability to control the weather]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-030208/ Mooch uses an arm extender for those hard to reach things]].
-->'''Mooch:''' Very convenient.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-032108/ Earl tells Mooch that spring is here]]. And then it promptly starts snowing.
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(to the snow)'' GET WITH THE PROGRAM!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-100308/ One of the squirrels who likes bonking people on the head with nuts]] gets a taste of his own medicine.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-111808/ Earl and Mooch meet a raccoon]]...
-->'''Mooch:''' WHO feeds you out here?!
-->'''Raccoon:''' ''No''body 'feeds me'! I fend for myself!
-->'''Mooch:''' Wow - I'm impressed! ''(to Earl)'' HE knows how to use a can opener!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120108/ "And how was YOUR Thanksgiving?"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-112209/ Mooch gives Butchie his Thanksgiving food list]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-010110/ It's January 1st, 2010]]...
-->'''Earl:''' Hey, Mooch - it's a '''new''' year!
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mooch:''' What was wrong with the old one?
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-010310/ Mooch has found two identical snowflakes]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-011110/ Earl and Mooch aren't very good at hibernating]]. Thus, Mooch hired a consultant.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-012510/ "It's time to shtart the day!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-012810/ Mooch]] is quite the FearlessFool...
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-030110/ Mooch wants to know what the date is]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-092310/ "Look out! The whole thing shmight blow!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-111410/ "Yesh! I believe we have a winner!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-042911/ "Fill 'er up."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-112711/ "You didn't eat THAT much, Mooch."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120211/ "You're drooling."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120112/ After pigging out at Thanksgiving]], Mooch announces that from now on he's only eating salads. Earl tells him that cats don't eat salads. Mooch's reply is, "They do now."
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-121812/ The squirrels throw a YULE LOG at Butchie]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-011313/ Mooch once again wakes up a hibernating bear]]. Why? He wants the bear to settle a bet between him and Earl - Earl says that bears sleep all winter, whereas Mooch says that they get out and about once in a while. Long story short, Earl and Mooch wind up being chased by the bear.
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(as he and Earl run)'' You owe me.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-121813/ Earl and Mooch see a reindeer while walking]], which makes Mooch believe that they've walked to the North Pole.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-040214/ Mooch plays an April Fool's joke on Earl]]… on April 2nd.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-092814/ Mooch decides to start a leaf collection]] - and finds out that it's much easier than he thinks.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-101014/ Today]], the Mutts Book Club is reading ''Literature/TheNeverendingStory''.
-->'''Chipmunk:''' ''(to Mooch)'' Don't you dare!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-121414/ It's Saturday Night, and Mooch discovers the Christmas tree that Frank and Millie have put up]]…
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(talking to the tree)'' WHAT are YOU doing here?! Trees don't belong INSIDE! When I get up tomorrow, you better be gone! Foo.
-->''(Sunday Morning. Mooch sees that the tree has been decorated)''
-->'''Mooch:''' That disguise is NOT fooling anyone!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-010715/ On a snowy morning, Mooch decides that...]]
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(peering outside)'' This is a good day for tea and butter toast.
-->''(Mooch has a seat at the kitchen table)''
-->'''Mooch:''' I'm waiting.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-022315/ Earl tells Mooch that it's snowing]]. Mooch's response is to run up the stairs and get back in bed, then watch the snow fall through the window.
-->'''Mooch:''' Ahh. So it is.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-030415/ "Life is filled with little surprises. The shecret is to be shomewhere else when they're found."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-040615/ "It's a good day to stay in."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-041715/ "There's cat fur over everything!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-050215/ Mooch helps a baby bird get back to its nest]]. And wouldn't you know it, the mother bird (a [[NobleBirdOfPrey bird of prey]]) [[MamaBear shows up just as Mooch is placing her baby back and assumes that Mooch means harm]]. Uh-oh...
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-050315/ Turns out that the early bird doesn't actually catch the worm]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-031616/ Frank tells Mooch that they need to go shopping]] because there's nothing to eat in the house but bread crumbs. Immediately after he says this, he and Mooch notice some birds staring at them through the window.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-050616/ Earl and Mooch are trying to encourage people to adopt pets from a shelter]]…
-->'''Mooch:''' If a person is thinking of adopting a new best friend - now is the right time.
-->''({{Beat}})''
-->'''Mooch:''' ''([[BreakingTheFourthWall to the fourth wall]])'' I SAID '''''NOW!!!'''''
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-072416/ Mooch learns about spiderwebs]] - and gets an idea...
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-080816/ Earl tells Mooch that he's going to go for a swim]].
-->'''Mooch:''' Where?
-->'''Earl:''' In the ocean.
-->'''Mooch:''' Try not to get wet.
-->''(Earl gives an AsideGlance)''
** [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-081016/ Thus begins a series in which Mooch decides to be a lifeguard]]…
--->'''Mooch:''' As your lifeguard, I must constantly search for '''sharks'''. They're '''very''' trickshy.
--->'''Earl:''' ''(pointing in the opposite direction that Mooch is facing)'' But, Mooch - the ocean's over THERE!
--->'''Mooch:''' ''(turning to face him)'' HA! That's exactly where they'd expect you to look!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-012217/ How Mooch gets around the fact that there's four feet of snow outside]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-020617/ Earl tells Mooch that he can have "only one bite" of his food]]. Mooch's face in the third panel is what makes the strip.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-021917/ Each snowflake is unique]]. Earl and Mooch see one that's trying too hard.
* What really makes [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-032817/ this strip]] is the fact that Earl and Mooch just walk away in the third panel.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-051617/ This is Mooch's "I have to run around like a lunatic and wreak havoc for a few minutes" face]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-091717/ Earl and Mooch encounter a wild goose]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-092417/ Since it's Autumn]], Earl and Mooch decide to make like the leaves and change color - with the help of some paint. Upon seeing the now-yellow Mooch, Millie changes color herself... specifically, she turns red.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-101617/ After the squirrels throw yet another acorn at Mooch]], the cat demands to know if they can think of anything better to do.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-102017/ "I'm all out of nuts! And I HAVE to throw SOMETHING!"]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-112817/ Earl tells Mooch that jumping in a pile of leaves is fun]]. Mooch tries it... and doesn't find it all that fun.
* LiteralMinded Mooch hears that [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-120417/ Old Man Winter is on his way]].
-->'''Mooch:''' ''(to Frank)'' DON'T answer the door!
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-122617/ Mooch has made some New Year's Resolutions]]… for Earl.
-->'''Earl:''' You're supposed to make them for YOURSELF!
-->'''Mooch:''' What fun is THAT!?!
** [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-122717/ The next day]], Mooch decides to indeed make some New Year's Resolutions for himself. However...
-->'''Mooch:''' I can't think of ONE New Year's Resolution! I'm PERFECT.
-->'''Earl:''' '''''HA!'''''
-->''(Mooch writes "Make new friends" on his list of New Year's Resolutions)''
** [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-122817/ And the next day]], he's thought of another one - to stop barking. Earl points out that Mooch doesn't bark.
-->'''Mooch:''' Yesh. I wanted to shtart with an easy one.
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-012318/ Mooch's enormous eyes in this strip]].
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-020618/ "I don't think he liked it."]]
* [[https://mutts.com/product/strip-080619/ Crabby's cousin, Jolly Roger, is a happy crab]]. Mussels calls this an oxymoron. Then an OX shows up and demands, "'''WHAT''' did you call me!?!"
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!!Other:
* In ''The Mutts Little Big Book'', the dust jacket features humorous mock praise courtesy of Earl and Mooch:
-->'''Earl:''' Something to chew on.
-->'''Mooch:''' Like a chicky shnoodle soup for the soul.
-->'''Henny:''' Hey!