* The parents go away on a trip, leaving Mr. Belvedere alone with the Bratty Sitcom Kids. After an episode of said [=BSKs=] all doing typical [=BSK=] things, Belvedere finally snaps:
-->"Children, do you remember Mr. Belvedere? Good old, kind Mr. Belvedere, who cares about you, listens to you, helps you with your problems? You remember him?"
-->(Kids all bemusedly say yes)
-->"Well, he's gone away. And he's left ''me'' in charge!"
** The dead-eyed serial-killer [[TheUnsmile smile]] that actor Christopher Hewett flashes while saying that last line is what really what earns the scene a place here.
* Wesley introduces a puppet version of Mr Belvedere, and hilarity ensues
-->"(in a British accent) London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, London Bridge is falling down, cause I stepped on it"
-->(Death glare from the real Belvedere)
** Belvedere gets his revenge at the end of the episode - his end-of-show journal entry concludes with the appearance of a Wesley puppet.
* George constantly making fun of Miles' orthodontic gear shouldn't be funny but it is
-->"He looks like the front grill of a [=DeSoto=]!"
* The night after an editorial piece where he denounced Professional Wrestling as not a "real" sport, George is accosted by a pro-wrestler, who proceeds to take him to task for his words, in a very huffy, offended classically-trained actor kind of way:
-->'''Wrestler''': It takes real talent to do what I do! I get hit by a steel chair three times a night! How original can ''you'' make it look each time? I mean, there are only so many combinations.
-->'''George''': I'm... I'm sorry.
-->'''Wrestler''': ::frostily:: Well, I hope you are. ::saunters away::
* One episode has Mr Belvedere go on a tea-less diet for medical reasons. He starts hallucinating about tea... and then comes in George dressed up as Mister T! The complete randomness of the gag sells it, and then everyone does a dance number for Mr Belvedere.
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