* After a bout of DeadlyDodging to take down some attacking robots:
-->'''Julie:''' I'm wrecked!
-->'''Dutch:''' Me too!
-->'''Texas:''' I can still punch but my car won't start.
* Chuck's a good wingman, especially when it comes to color commentary.
-->'''Chuck:''' This is a ''ridiculous'' amount of lasers!
* "That means he wants me to beat you up!" "Yeah...I know."
* Texas's [[SarcasmMode master plan]] to infiltrate Kane Co in episode 2.
-->'''Texas:''' You both got it wrong, but thatís why Texas is here. Okay! What is Kaneís greatest weakness? His stomach, right. Yeah, I know! Dude, we totally sneak in like weíre delivering pizzas. And then we open the boxes to reveal our ''cars'' that have been ''shrunk down'' because ''Texas invented a shrink ray''! And then I... punch Kane! I ''punch Kane in the stomach''! Yeah, Texas!
* In the aftermath of the [[spoiler: Detroit Doom Jump and ensuing explosion]], [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lx3q9pbR1qj8nkyo1_1280.png Chuck and Mike sitting stock still and covered in soot]], with Mike [[spoiler: [[http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4lx3q9pbR1qj8nkyo2_1280.png holding his bobble head dog]].]]
* Poor Claire in "Ride the Lightning." Special mention to when she tries to sit down in a random chair. Tries.
-->"Texas punch good! Oh no! Not Texas!"
** Same episode, as Lake Erie freezes over:
-->'''Texas:''' Can someone please hand Texas a towel?
** This line as everyone is wondering how to find Mike.
-->'''Texas:''' We need to focus on the ''one guy'' who can lead us out of danger: Me. Texas. Now let's go find Mike. '''[speeds off]'''
** Also from "Ride the Lightning":
--->'''Chuck:''' You know... I may not make it back.
--->'''Claire:''' Wait, what? (to Julie) You're leaving? Again?
--->'''Chuck:''' ''I said'', I may not-
--->'''Claire:''' (totally ignoring Chuck) Look, you can't leave me here again, okay? I'll die of weirdness!
--->'''Chuck:''' ...okay, I'm gonna go now.
--->''Chuck takes maybe three steps before [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8eyfqXvsI1qmr7t7o1_500.gif slipping and wiping out on 9 Lives]].''
* Dutch needs to work on his compliments:
-->'''Dutch:''' Jacob! I have never been so happy to see your old, wrinkly face!
-->'''Jacob:''' Uh... thanks?
* The moment when the Burners minus Mike are moping over their failed takedown of the weather machine and all of a sudden [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4aecmjoDR1r00g3do1_500.gif Texas gets up to swing and SMASH]] [[FlippingTheTable the table]] they were sitting at. And as a bonus, if you look closely, Dutch and Chuck jump in surprise while Julie just looks kind of peeved, as if Texas does this all the time.
** Topped off by him promptly bursting into hysterical tears.
* The opening of "Texas-ify it."
-->'''Kane:''' I have a gun that shoots a snake!
** Texas gets a lot of good lines in this episode, the possible crowner being when describing his team:
--->'''Texas:''' I mean, you can't just tie these tankers up with rope, ya gotta weld it. Dutch can do that, and Julie's good with infiltrating, Mike can take credit for everything, and Chuck?...
--->'''Chuck:''' ''*perks up.*''
--->'''Texas:'''...well, I don't know ''what'' Chuck does but he can like, [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl scream or something]].
--->'''Chuck:''' ''*deflates.*''
** The team could do with a lesson in effective communications:
--->'''Mike:''' How much of that [weed killer] do you have?
--->'''Jacob:''' How much do you need?
--->'''Mike:''' How much do you have?
--->'''Jacob:''' Well, how much do you need?
--->'''Mike:''' How much ''do you have?''
--->'''Jacob:''' GAH! Will you just tell me how much you need?
** After hearing Chuck yelling because his sample just tried to eat him...
--->'''Kaia:''' Is everyone okay? I thought I heard a lady screaming.
** Afterwards, as Mike's giving a super-serious little speech to Kaia about how they're not going to help her, Chuck interrupts.
--->'''Chuck:''' And I do not scream like a lady!
** When the Terras decide to use Texas' ideas, he gives Mike a thumbs-up... from his handstand position [[WhatAnIdiot and falls on his head.]]
* The Duke of Detroit is a mash-up of hilarity, awesomeness and horror: He's completely over-the-top style-wise, hyena-laughing mad and incredibly influential among the gangs of Motorcity.
* Texas and Dutch have to [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5a2yniOjf1qzqhleo1_1280.jpg share a bed]], and wind up spooning. Dutch is not pleased. Texas sleeps like a baby.
* In the middle of a brawl with a hockey gang; Mike is fighting the gang's leader with his staff without it being in chainsaw mode. He swings at the leader who immediately [[NoSell blocks him with his pads]]. The "[[OhCrap Oh, nooooooo...]]" Mike letting out immediately after is hilarious.
* "Awww, we just had baby [=KaneBots=]! ...now let me smash 'em."
* The "Chuck vs. the muffins" subplot.
--> '''Chuck:''' They're completely disgusting, but I can't stop eating them. ''It is weird.''
* Mike trying teach Chuck to drive.
-->'''Mike:''' Is the screaming really necessary?
-->'''Chuck:''' It's my process!
** The aftermath of a disastrous lesson: Chuck has managed to wedge his car between two walls so it's stuck in the air.
--->'''Julie:''' What... happened to the car?
--->'''Chuck''' Oh, you know, it just--it's resting.
* This conversation in "Fearless":
** After being shot out of a cannon up 15 stories and throwing Chuck out of a car and grabbing his leg:
--->'''Mike:''' Chuck, Chuck. Dude, you're safe.
--->'''Chuck:''' "Safe"? That is not what I call pulling someone out of a moving vehicle twenty stories up! You say I'm sorry.
--->'''Mike:''' I'm so--
--->'''Chuck:''' Not accepted.
* Texas not remembering Julie's name...
** Taken one step further in "Fearless":
--->'''Texas:''' What do you mean that's not Julie, she's a girl. What, now we got two of them?
--->'''Dutch:''' It's Claire; totally different person.
* Tooley in "Going Dutch". Even [[spoiler:the zombified residents of Motorcity]] seem stunned he's ''that'' stupid.
** "Going Dutch" again:
--->''Mike pulls off a huge metal chunk in Mutt's windshield, revealing a hole.''
--->'''Mike:''' Hey Chuck, remind me not to use Mutt as a battering ram.
--->''Chuck pops his head out of the hole.''
--->'''Chuck:''' I did, but you didn't listen.
*** This became even more amusing when someone made a [[http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m452nj7Sfv1r00g3do1_500.gif looping gif]] out of it.
* Texas and his "Battleaxe".
-->'''Texas:''' This isn't nerdy. This is a +25 battleaxe. ''25!'' Think about that.
** And later he straps it into his car with a seatbelt!
* This guy: "Saw your comrades five hours ago, approaching the Dungeon of Anguisssshhhh."
* From "The Duke of Detroit Presents": ''Cyborg Dan.''
** A stir crazy Mike whipping out a small army's worth of laser cannons and missiles... at Jacob.
** All of Texas' one-liners.
** All of the live interviews, but special mention must go to "Local Granny" Sue Ellen.
** The Duke of Detroitís "face to face" conversation with the Burners. Seriously, the guy drew doodles of himself having that conversation before hand.
* Tooley making a few unlucky safety suit wearers dance in "Off the Rack".
** And then there's [[spoiler:[[ItMakesSenseInContext the giant red ball made of people]].]]
--->'''Dutch:''' Now that's something you see don't everyday...or ever.
*** And of course someone made [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdZTHXMOaXE the next logical step.]]
** In the middle of a very tense action scene, there's a sudden cut to Kane posing dramatically with sunglasses, including a few shots of his bare chest and abs glistening with sweat. It's a commercial.
** "All right, but you know I should totally be gut-punching a bot factory ''in the face'' right now!" Oh, Texas.
* This awesome line from "Like Father, Like Daughter":
--> '''Texas:''' Knock me out once, shame on you.\\
Knock me out twice, shame on me.\\
Knock me out three times, I bring my car!\\
''(Zooms out to show Texas riding Stronghorn.)''
** When [[spoiler:[[NoSell Red single-handedly stops Stronghorn]]]], he only looks ''mildly surprised'':
---> '''Texas:''' Well. How 'bout that.
** Same episode, look at Julie's [[{{Kissgusting}} reaction]] when Texas [[spoiler:kisses her com-screen in thanks.]]
*** And even then, he ''still'' doesn't get her name right.
* Claire's gas-induced fear vision during "Mayhem Night". [[spoiler:Being married to Chuck, complete with a Lil' Chuck.]]
** And to get out of it, she has to face the hallucination head-on, and so [[spoiler:she actually kisses Chuck, leaving him blushing like crazy with a big [[ComicStrip/{{Peanuts}} Charlie Brown]] smile on his face.]]
* Anything Julie does in "Julie and the Amazons." Claire gets one when she manages to save Julie and her car from getting blown to smithereens.
-->'''Claire:''' They put me in charge of the fire extinguisher!
** "Yeah. You know how my hands were tied? Well, now they're not."
** Dutch and Chuck's earpiece argument, and Texas repeating every word of it to a supremely confused Skylark member.
** The leader of the Weekend Warriors has some moments.
--->'''Leader:''' Look! It's Private Rat-Trap! *points at Texas. Texas salutes.*
* Chuck's GenreSavvy [[ThisIsGonnaSuck response]] when Mike asks the crew to "Leave things to me" in regards to obtaining a bot for the Robo-Roundup.
-->'''Chuck:''' *While being chased by [=KaneCo=] drones* Why do we always leave things to you!?
* "Threat Level: Texas". The whole damn thing. Special mention goes to [[spoiler:Interdimensional Armor Ultra Mega Zombie Texas VS Super Atomic Giant Kane. With ponytail-whipping action.]]
** [[http://maniaccatscrawlings.tumblr.com/post/38726775537/texsaucesome-maniaccatscrawlings-heres-the The Texas rendition]] of the theme song. Which consists mostly of "Texas is awesome!"
** It really says something that Kane is even more shocked by Texas'... well, Texas-ness than anything Tooley does. He's not saying doing a FlatWhat, but you can just see it on his face.
** As Texas describes his plan to extract his own awesomeness and bottle it to power their weapon, Tooley interjects with "You can't bottle ''awesomeness''! There's no bottle big enough."
* The series finale has the scene where Julie slaps Mike.
* "[[spoiler:[[FlatWhat Why are you in my car]].]]" Remember that this [[MoodWhiplash came right after possibly the most intense, sorrowful scene in the series]]. Not to mention the '''[[TheElevatorFromIpanema elevator music]].'''