In "Creeping Tom":
->'''Manny Flynn:''' ''(low voice)'' Can, uh, Crystal stay for breakfast?
->'''Angie Flynn:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Can her boobs make coffee?]]

In "Pushover":
->'''Oscar Vega''': You trying to be cute?
->'''Angie Flynn''': Oh, I know I'm cute.

->(Oscar Vega has "accidentally" slipped the victim's wallet out of his pocket to get his name)
->'''Betty Rogers''': (talking about the dead body she has to examine) Have you been putting your hands [[ItMakesSenseInContext all over my body]]?
->'''Oscar Vega''': No ma'am no, not without permission.

In "Against All Odds":
->'''Flynn''': So how about that fireman?
->'''Rogers''': All spark and no flame.

In "Out of the Past":
->'''Flynn''': Who's driving?
->'''Vega''': Rock, paper, scissors?
->*Vega throws scissors, Flynn throws a thumbs-up*
->'''Vega''': What's that?
->'''Flynn''': [[NewRulesasthePlotDemands That's dynamite.]]
->*Flynn still doesn't get to drive the car*

In "Fallen Angel":
->(After Flynn's and Lucas's rapid-fire back and forth recap)
->'''Oscar''': You two should book a tour in Las Vegas.

->'''Angie''': Yeah, whoever heard of a priest [[PedophilePriest doing something illegal]]?

In "Brute Force":
->'''Angie''': [[DeadpanSnarker Aw, Bam-Bam, I thought what we had was real!]]

In "Raw Deal":
->'''Oscar''': This steering wheel is a dharmachakra, the Buddhist symbol for the path to enlightenment.
->'''Angie''': Well, it looks like Kevin lost his way.

->'''Angie''': You didn't get the promotion?
->'''Oscar''': Partner, let it go. It's just a job. We have a homicide to investigate.
->'''Angie''': [[{{Irony}} Oh, trust me, I AM thinking of homicide.]]

In "They Made Me a Criminal":
->'''Chris Renway''': [Dustin] was turning over a new leaf, for us. You know, just doing a bit of dealing on the side.\\
'''Angie''': Oh, yeah, some [[{{Pun}} "new leaf."]][[note]]British Columbia is famous, in part, for the visibility and prevalence of marijuana, commonly symbolized by the plant's leaf.[[/note]]

In "Deception":
->While it shouldn't be that amusing given the general TearJerker nature of the scene with Diana's husband being in prison, this one part stands out
->'''Diane Robinson''': ''(casts glance at suspicious injury on her husband's face)'' What happened?
->'''John Robinson''': Uh... [[INeedToGoIronMyDog shaving.]]
->''(Diana looks very skeptical)''

->Later, Angie and Oscar are checking out a possible lead, and have come across a truck with numerous parking tickets on its windshield.
->'''Angie''': Well, I'm sensing Mr. Hitchens has a problem with authority. ''(beat, notices messy dashboard as well)'' And hygiene.

->'''Daniel Hitchens''': ''(upon seeing a photograph of the murder scene)'' [[AskAStupidQuestion You think ''I'' did this?]]
->'''Oscar''': [[SarcasmMode No, we brought you in for your sparkling conversation.]]

->'''Oscar''': We may have to let [Daniel] walk.
->'''Angie''': [[LiteralistSnarking "Walk" is right.]] I had his van impounded for unpaid parking tickets.

In "Dead End":
->'''Angie''': ''(Phoning Manny, her son)'' It's your mom. You know, the woman who... gave you life. So maybe you could, uh, call me back?

->'''Angie''': Well, Professor Bould... I wanted to like you. [[DidISayThatOutLoud Why are smart men so stupid?]]
->'''Oscar''': Right.
->'''Angie''': [[ShuttingUpNow Except for you. You are smart and not-stupid.]] [[BuffySpeak You are smart-smart.]]
->'''Oscar''': [[SarcasmMode Thank you. No, thank you for clearing that up.]]

In "Bad Blonde":
->(Sgt. Cross was out with Angie questioning the wife of one of the suspects, and Vega decides to rib her a bit)
->'''Oscar''': But listen, in the interest of full disclosure, I should tell you that I've been working with another detective as well.
->'''Angie''': Aw, get in the car!
->'''Oscar''': And we've solved many, many murders together.
->'''Angie''': [[SarcasmMode Yeah. Yeah.]]
->'''Oscar''': Many! I'm just saying.

->'''Officer Sung''': Oh, I can have fun anywhere. [[DidISayThatOutLoud Even a parked car.]]

In "Pitfall":
->(Angie is engaging in the typical morbid humor often used by cops in talking to Betty)
->'''Angie''': Lorazepam is prescribed for panic attacks. So Graeme's final moments might not have been that terrifying?
->'''Betty''': [[DeadpanSnarker What a relief, huh?]]

In "Angels with Dirty Faces":
* A common refrain from characters (given that the murder was staged as a BDSM scene) is to append "... [[OrSoIHeard or so I've heard]]" when they discuss specifics of BDSM-related incidents.
->(Angie and Oscar have just arrived at the crime scene)
->'''Brian Lucas:''' It looks like Mr. Dent forgot his safe word.
->'''Oscar:''' Pretty sure she was talking about you, sir.
->'''Brian:''' Oh, no, Mary and I don't do those...
->'''Angie:''' (hurriedly) Oh, yeah, that's too much information.

->(Vega has a little more fun at Lucas's expense)
->'''Brian:''' Well, the assortment of toys...
->'''Angie:''' (chuckles) Toys?
->'''Brian:''' (hesitantly) Sexual accessories?
->'''Oscar:''' (speaking into microphone in room) No, we understand, Lucas.

->(Angie has just remembered forensics people go over laptops of murder victims)
->'''Angie:''' (quietly, to Vega) Speaking of which, when I die, I want you to erase my search history, please, okay? Before anyone sees it?

In "A Bullet for Joey":
* The victim, Joey Duncamp, has just driven up to an auto shop and is chatting up Erin, an attractive blond woman:
->'''Erin:''' Nice car.
->'''Joey:''' Well, when I'm done here, maybe I could take you for a ride.
->'''Erin:''' Ah, I don't know. I heard these had a recall. ''(beat)'' Hmm. Something about undersized nuts behind the wheel.

In the third season:
* The RunningGag of Angie's desk being right near the door to the bullpen, so everybody walking in keeps smacking the door against her desk. Related to this is a new RunningGag of Angie randomly taking over chairs and desks nearer to Vega's and Lucas's desks so she doesn't have to hear the door smack into her "official" desk every day.

In "Reversal of Fortune":
* Angie is interviewing a tarot card reader's client:
->'''Martin Porterman:''' I had a standing appointment with Ginelle twice a week. Five years, she never missed it once.
->'''Angie:''' Mm-hmm. And what'd that set you back?
->'''Martin Porterman:''' $500 an hour.
->'''Angie:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No wonder she never missed it.]]

While being an overall grim episode, "Interference" has a funny moment in the middle of the investigation.
-> '''Interviewee:'''(on why she followed the victims' blog): I just feel out lives parallel each other.
-> '''Angie:''' Do you have a child who's sick as well?
-> '''Interviewee:'''I have a parrot with aspergioliosis.
[[LettingTheAirOutOfTheBand The background music just...stops.]]

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