* Mason's reaction after arriving in Pripyat for the test mission.
-->'''Mason''': "Russia. Fuck."
* Theon never hearing about the "real world".
-->'''Theon''': "Ok. Am I the only person here that has never heard of this "You crane" or "Rush-a" places?"
** Another one for Vietnam.
-->'''Theon''': "What's a Vee-it-ham? Or was it nam? No.. That would make no sense."
* The fascination of Asterix, Turin, Sokka and Theon towards small arms as they gave them a challenge in the test mission.
** Sokka's first thoughts after some of the Russian mercenaries were subdued.
-->'''Sokka''': "Their weapons spew flame. [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Are they Fire Nation?]]"
* Theon's fascination with using small arms are funny. Not to mention scary.
* The [=OOC=] discussions regarding the party's "official" name. There were some serious to the outright funny like Team Theon, La Resistance and Bickering Wanderers.
* Asterix thinks the Point Man's name is as is because he points at things.
* Havoc suggested to Big Boss that he should kiss Alice Wade to wake her up after being unconscious.
* Green Arrow and Mason talking while in the midst of the incoming shockwave from the Project Origin Facility.