* Chapter 9. Just...Chapter 9.
** Annabeth turning into a "grape with no soul."
* Ivy betrays them to Kronos. Why? "He was so [[{{YouKeepUsingThatWord}} pervasive!"]]
* Flavia's narration:
** Annbeth was there in preppy clothes holding hands with Percy Jackson and they were smoking Pot.
*** "Annabeth had herpees from smoking Pot."
** I put on my headphones and moshed to some Simple Plan under the ehtereal light from the full moon.
** I cut his stomach and something fell out, [[{{ArtisticLicenseBiology}} it was his spleen but people can live without their spleen]] so I stabbed him again.
** "I love you both!" I yelled, "I can't chose one of you over the other one, your both equally hot!" (I liked them 4 other reasons too ok cause I'm not a slut.)
** The sun dassled [Nico's] statue abs and his pecks were like pale plates. [[{{Squick}} I felt them and made out with him a little, he was still sleeping (but it was ok because I knew that he wanted me to.)]]
** They were raicest and crule but their hearts were good.
** [[{{DudeNotFunny}} Kronos laughed like Hitler after killing a Jew.]]
** Hate drove me like preemium fule.
** "U prep!" I screamed like the title wave in a ladder with blue rain streeking across the Olympics. But he made that noise like when u stick a sharp thing in a prep and twist it a little.
** Apollo was super hot it, was like all the hot guys in the world got melted until it was soft and pored in a statue an that statue was Apollo.
** His eyes were deep like a hot tub but a deep one like a jakuzzi.
** I was even more confussed, I knew once again that Artmeis had cursed me, [[{{So Beautiful Its A Curse}} too many guys wanted me]]! "SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP YOU BASTADS!"
** [[CaptainObvious "I was only a baby when I was borned.]] [[MarySue But evern as a baby I was slim an pale not looking like a fukin tomato like all teh other babys."]]
** [[{{Dissimile}} "My lips were like a rainbow of only red."]]
* "Hey do I get something," said Albaster. "No because your the bastard spawn of Hecate" Said Hades
* "I effing exiled you!" Yelled Chiron behind us! [[{{No Indoor Voice}} "HOW DARE YOU COME BACK, YOU INSIDIUS BITCH SNAKE?"]]
** "Hey, I'm not gonna stay, calm down [[{{My Little Pony Friendship is Magic}} brony,"]] I said ([[{{Dont Explain The Joke}} geddit, cause he's a center?]])
* Albaster [[{{Freudian Slip}} shit]] magic
* [[{{GroinAttack}} I kicked him in teh cocanuts]] so [[{{YouFailBiologyForever}} he could never conceve.]]
* Artmeis eyes flashed. "[[{{PrecisionFStrike}} FUCK THOU!]]" She yelled.
* The author's notes.
** If your a hater you need a Life, if your so good you write a publish book not flame real writes ok!An Im not a Troll I don't even like homestuck ok?
** Im ignoring u anyway flamers, so in ur [[{{Freudian Slip}} feces]]!This story's not funny ok, its serious ppl die ok?
** Flamers: Ur all pathetic and u Suck. It is ur jelousy that makes u Suck. So keep sucking bitches, u have no get a life.
** I said b4 this is serious, lots of ppl will get killed maybe even some of the MCs so dont laugh bitches PS [[{{Take That Critics}} The monsters in this part reprisent u, flamers! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]]
** Auto correct is 4 da preps, dis is my story my dream my life [[{{This Is for Emphasis Bitch}} so back off bitches!]]
** [[{{Blatant Lies}} U think I read da reviews]], Im gonna spell it like I want ok, [[{{Insane Troll Logic}} da spelling we use in dis contry was invented by da preps anyways!]] Im a rebel like Flavia, I fight da Systum!
** U guys say thats sick, you don't know the darkness and teh derpravity of Real life, its not all fairy tale rainbow [[{{Transformers}} unicrons,]] if u cant handle this then thats your problem!
* Jason coming out as a brony:
** “I indentify with the ponies, they are leaders in heart, but their lifes are colorful and adventures. And sometimes evil tries to destroy their world but they fight with brave power."
** [[{{WhatDoYouMeanItsNotHeinous}} How Flavia reacts to it:]]
*** “Jason, do you are a fucking brony?!”
*** "He serves teh Fluttershy, not the gods of Olympus."
* Flavia somehow hides a dagger, a whip, an axe, a bow, and a handgun [[{{VictoriasSecretCompartment}} in her bra.]]
* Flavia's repeated insistence that [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial she is not a "socapath,"]] usually after [[HypocriticalHumor doing something sociopathic.]]
* "Zeus said thou art hot an hot ppl should have the rite to make out with other hot ppl" Artmeis explaned.
* [[HistoricalDomainCharacter Socrates]] (yes, [[{{Socrates}} that Socrates]]) shows up in New Rome...[[OutOfCharacter as a witch doctor.]]
* The "finale [[{{Psych}} Dule.]]"
* Flavia's HeroicBSOD caused by [[DeathIsCheap dead characters randomly showing up in later chapters.]] "She was dead but just to make sure I threw teh lighting of Zeus at her an she dispersed, an she was dead cause [[SuddenlyShouting ITS ABOUT FUKING TIME SOMEONE I KILLED STAY FUKIN DEAD."]]
* The courtroom scene. [[ArtisticLicenseLaw Hanna does not know how a court operates.]]
** "OBJECTICON" Yelled Athena.
* Cerberus is misspelled as [[{{ComicBook/X-Men}} Cerebros.]]
* Flavia breaking it to Jason that [[RightForTheWrongReasons Fluttershy isn't real]]...[[ComicallyMissingThePoint she's an actress dressed up.]]
* "I [[{{RougeAnglesofSatin}} snerked metaphysickally]]."
* [[{{BigLippedAlligatorMoment}} "I saw a terkey that wondered past, it seemed to me like this was a vishion and the face of Hera looked at me from the face of this terkey with mocking."]]