* This:
-->'''Nelson:''' I will bloody slaughter myself if I don't ask but, Why ''did'' the chicken cross the road?\\
'''Chicken:''' There was a black man coming and I'm scared he's gonna mug me.
** "Turns out she was just a casual racist."
* "The Office" parody with Nelson and Destiny replacing Tim and Dawn.
* Kali killing Harry Hill:
-->'''Kali:''' Oh God, Kali! Improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, improvise, ooh, World War II stick grenade!\\
''(Kali throws grenade; everyone ducks as there's a huge explosion; Harry Hill's clothes fall on top of them)''\\
'''Marion:''' So, Harry Hill... brown bin or blue bin?\\
'''All:''' Brown bin...
** "DEATH TO HARRY HILL AND EVERYTHING HE STANDS FOR! EXCEPT TV BURP BECAUSE I QUITE LIKE THAT!!!
* Destiny and Marion have a [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEQwMcT-rs0 Cute-Off]], ending with Marion fatally misjudging the distance to the sofa...[[spoiler:and landing on the glass table]].
* Almost everything Vince does can be this.
** Destiny tricks her husband into writing "Vince is a cunt" on a fence to provoke Vince into killing him. The plan fails because Vince can't read:
--->'''Destiny:''' ''(exasperated)'' Now, look, Vince. I just want you to kill my elderly 'usband! Now, if that is ''too much'' to ask...\\
'''Vince:''' As a matter of fact; it is! I'm doing a sponsored non-violence month in aid of cystic fibrosis. So if you want to kill your husband, why not just ''[[OutWithABang (bleep)]]'' [[OutWithABang him to death]]? [[{{Squick}} I mean, that's how we said goodbye to my old dad.]]
* Nelson plays Boggle with a chicken:
-->''(Nelson rattles the dice)''\\
'''Vince:''' Nelson?! Are you playing Boggle without me?\\
'''Nelson:''' ''(gasps)'' Vince! ''(under his breath)'' Damn you, Boggle! Have I learned ''nothing'' from the cautionary tale of Anne Frank?\\
''(flashback to the 1940s, where a Nazi with a German Shepard is searching an apartment; the rattling of dice is heard from behind a bookcase)''\\
'''Anne Frank:''' Yahtzee! ''(both the Nazi and the dog turns towards the bookcase)'' Oops...
** Turns out Vince is also vulgar when playing Boggle:
---> '''Vince:''' Now what we got 'ere, then? Well, I can make "''[[ClusterBleepBomb (bleep)]]''", [[ClusterBleepBomb "(bleep)-sticks", "(bleep)-lips", uh... and "Mother-(multiple bleeps)-jockey"!]] Ohohohohohooo!\\
'''Nelson:''' ''(unfazed)'' So, that's thirty-- ...seven points to you...
* When Nelson is worried he might have rabies:
-->'''Badger doctor:''' Right, rabies. Let’s talk symptoms. Sad? Depressed? Angry?\\
'''Nelson:''' Well... I suppose I did get a little hot under the collar with the wireless this afternoon…\\
''(cue flashback)''\\
'''Scott Mills:''' ''(over the radio)'' Welcome to The Scott Mills Show. That's Pixie Lot with a very unique tune.\\
'''Nelson:''' [[GrammarNazi You can't have "very" unique, Scott. It's unique or it isn't.]]\\
'''Scott Mills:''' Coming up, we've got the ultimate Radio One competition.\\
'''Nelson:''' Ultimate? Oh, so it's the '''last''' competition Radio One will ever run, ''is it, Scott?'' \\
'''Scott Mills:''' I bet you're chomping at the bit.\\
'''Nelson:''' [[BerserkButton Champing. It's "champing".]] ''[[BerserkButton Champing!]]'' (''cut to Nelson in the radio booth [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown slamming Scott's head against the table repeatedly]]'') [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING!]] ''(pause in the slamming)'' It’s exactly five o'clock. Over to Mark for the news and weather. ''(sigh; slamming resumes)'' [[PunctuatedPounding CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMPING! CHAMP-]] ''(end flashback)''\\
'''Nelson:''' Which is just unlike me, to be honest.
* Vince's VillainSong, "The I'm A C*** Song", has him quickly establishing just what kind of a fox he is:
-->'''Vince:''' ''When I was a little cub\\
My grandma said to me:''\\
'''Vince's grandma:''' ''Please, son, put the gun down!\\
You can have all my money!''\\
'''Vince:''' ''Silly cow! She kept her savings underneath the bed!\\
So I nicked her f*cking pension book, and shot 'er in the head!''
* "Vince and the Helpful Horse" has the scene with Vince explaining why he invited Nelson to a party at his house:
-->'''Vince:''' See, I found my New Years' Resolutions list from last year. I thought I'd done them all!
-->''(cue flashback, with Vince pouncing on various small animals)''
-->'''Vince:''' F**k a squirrel, f**k a mole, f**k a tortoise...
-->''(end flashback)''
-->'''Vince:''' Most of whom are here tonight, awkwardly!
-->''(said small animals, who did indeed tag along with Nelson, try to act nonchalant)''
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