* [[CasanovaWannabe Nick's]] attempts at flirting during the goodbye party, emphasis on "attempts".
--> '''Nick''': (''second attempt at flirting with a pretty woman'') So lonesome, so cold.
--> '''Luke''': So lame, Nick.
* Sergei suggests a baseball game on Mars between the Americans and Russians.
--> '''Sergei''': We have equal crews, two men, one woman. Same handicap.
* Phil is kinda like a ClassClown. And he plays it very well for the whole movie.
** The look on his face when Jim starts eating the floating M&M's that represent his "ideal woman" is priceless for one thing.
---> '''Jim''': What is she now?
---> '''Phil''': A frog...?
** He's also very good at playing the DeadpanSnarker.
---> '''Phil''': Yeah, and drifting through eternity will ruin your whole day.
** When they're discussing about the DNA from the Face on Mars' signal looking human.
---> '''Jim''': It's close, it's damn close.
---> '''Terri''': "Close"? The difference between man and ape is less than 3% genetic material. But that 3% gives you Einstein, Mozart...
---> '''Phil''': [[BreadEggsMilkSquick Jack the Ripper]]...
---> '''Luke''': Yeah, he's right.
** Of course, his best moment comes as he's hesitating to launch the ship and leave the others behind like he was ordered to do. [[spoiler:And is saved from having to make a choice by the crew's timely arrival.]]
---> '''Luke''': Phil, do you read me?
---> '''Phil''': [[AngerBornOfWorry Phil isn't here right now, he left for Earth]] ''[[AngerBornOfWorry FIVE MINUTES AGO]]'', [[AngerBornOfWorry please leave a message after the beep!!]]