* Nick attempts at flirting during the goodbye party, emphasis on ''attempt''.
--> '''Nick''': (''second attempt at flirting with a pretty woman'') So lonesome, so cold.
--> '''Luke''': So lame Nick.
* Sergei suggests a baseball game on mars between the Americans and Russians.
--> '''Sergei''': We have equal crews, two men, one woman. Same handicap.
* Phil is kinda like a ClassClown. And he plays it very well for the whole movie.
** The look on his face when Jim starts eating the floating M&M's that represent his "ideal woman" is priceless for one thing.
--> '''Jim''': What is she now?
--> '''Phil''': A frog...?
** He's also very good at playing the DeadpanSnarker.
--> '''Phil''': Yeah, and drifting through eternity will ruin your whole day.
** Of course his best moment comes as he's hesitating to launch the ship and leave the others behind like he was ordered to do. [[spoiler:And is saved from having to make a choice by the crew's timely arrival.]]
--> '''Luke''': Phil, do you read me?
--> '''Phil''': Phil isn't here right now, he left for Earth ''FIVE MINUTES AGO'', please leave a message after the beep!!