* Mickey, Donald, and Goof's first day on the job as Musketeers.
--> '''Mickey''': This is it guys, when these doors open, we got to make a very first impression. (''Donald stands, Goofy licks hair, then stands'') Okay guys, we're on duty, and this place will be crawling with bad guys.
--> '''Donald''': Bad guys?
--> '''Mickey''': (''seriously'') So, stay alert!
--> '''Donald''': (''to Goofy'') You heard him! Stay alert!
--> '''Goofy''': Aye-aye sir! (''looks around, sees something strange with an ax'') Bad guy! No! Whoa!
--> '''Mickey''': Goofy!
--> '''Goofy''': (''Goofy attacks himself'') Gwarsh! [[{{Pun}} He pulled an ax on me.]] (''shows an ax'')
* The first thing Mickey, Donald, and Goofy do when they see Daisy holding a butter knife? They jump her assuming that she's trying to attack the queen... with a butter knife.
* "I ain't hearin' nothin' but step-clop. step-clop, step-clop."
* The entire fight scene in the opera house set to Gilbert and Sullivan.
* [[YouMustBeThisTallToRide You Must Be This Tall To Survive This Dungeon]]
* Minnie ''hilariously'' spoofing the classic DisneyPrincesses with her over-the-top prancing around dreaming of her true love.
--> '''Minnie''': He loves me... Heehee! He loves me ''more!''
--> '''Minnie''': A FORBIDDEN LOVE?!?!?! ...How romantic!