* While in jail, you could do anything you can think of to annoy the guard. "Shut up in there, will ya!!!"
** Also, "(What) the hell are you doing?"
* Psycho Mantis saying the games Solid Snake--no, the player likes! It is also one of the Easter Eggs found before your fight against him, along with the photos of the developers behind him.
** Ocelot also does a [[NoFourthWall Fourth Wall banger]] to the player during the interrogation stage.
--->'''Ocelot:''' [[NoFairCheating "Don't even think of using autofire... I'll know."]]
** Ocelot dropping his revolver while trying to twirl it with his left hand in ''The Twin Snakes''. Especially with how he just stares at Snake for a second like "oh shit" before picking it back up.
*** Even funnier when you remember that in both [=MGS2=] and [=MGS3=] he was spinning a gun around with his left hand in most of his appearances, so this was a legit clumsy moment from Ocelot.
* In the PS1 version, when Snake sees Liquid walking towards him and Meryl while they're trapped under the Jeep, and just mutters "Uh-oh", as if this isn't the ''very worst thing that could possibly happen''.
** From the Gamecube version, the long pause between Snake's "on the battlefield, you never think about what's next" line and the scene fading out. You can literally feel him regretting saying that.
* This gem just before Snake's fight with the Cyborg Ninja:
-->'''Otacon:''' [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment "It's like one of my Japanese animes!"]]
* If you call Snake's codec team after interacting with Johnny, you'll hear Snake talk with a cold.
* Several of the nonstandard game overs, such as [[TooDumbToLive purposely tripping the]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6YzSltwfBE C4 Baker is tied to]].
* If you call Miller while on a noisy floor, he'll give the player advice for sneaking around in real life. Snake then remarks, flustered, that he literally ''can't'' do what Miller advised.
* ''The Twin Snakes'' is filled with both {{Narm}} and intentional over-the-top humor. One moment is when Snake pitches a grenade like a baseball down the tank's gun barrel, sending a flaming soldier ragdolling away from the wreck. Said soldier lies on the ground for a few seconds, on fire, then gets up and begins screaming and rapidly patting at the flames before Snake punches him out cold.
** Just as funny is Snake's reaction to Baker forgetting Meryl's frequency: from grumbling "damn." in the original to flailing about and pointing his gun at Baker in blind rage in TTS.
** In the infamous scene in TTS, when Snake jumps off the Hind's missile to shoot his own, when it connects, we quickly cut back to Snake, who falls on his neck as the Hind spirals out of control in the background.
* Vulcan Raven suddenly bringing up the Eskimo-Indian Olympics during his pre-fight taunts, with Snake sarcastically quipping that he must be really good at the muktuk eating contest. Raven ''confirms this'' with the same gravity he uses in the rest of the conversation. You are now picturing Vulcan Raven at the Eskimo equivalent of a pie-eating contest. TTS changed Snake's quip into a belief that Raven excelled at the "Stick Pull" and "Four Man Carry" events.
** Raven immediately afterward compares the upcoming fight to an ear pulling contest. [[AluminumChristmasTrees Which happens to be a very real event in said olympics.]]
* When Meryl asks Snake how he recognized her under the disguise, he bluntly responds with this:
-->'''Snake''': [[ChivalrousPervert You've got a great butt.]]
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