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* The comic's [[http://www.ma3comic.com/cast/://www.ma3comic.com/cast/ Cast Page]] lists the characters' sexual orientations. A few examples of notes that have appeared there at various times:
** Gary: Straight, virgin, single, desperate. Later changed to "Straight, whipped".
** [=DiDi=]: [[GratuitousFrench Bisexuelle]] (probably). Later changed to "Not bisexuelle (stop asking)".
** Zii: Bi, active
** Dillon: Gay, ''So'' [[CampGay gay]].
** Matt: Bi, kinky, [[DepravedBisexual bastard]].
** Lita: Irrelevant
** Sonya: [[HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday Totally not a lesbian.]]
** Rob: May not know what sex is.
** Eulice: [[{{Squick}} Too horrific to contemplate.]]
* Baron Gary wants you to remove your ass from his breakfast.
** SECONDED.
* [[YaoiFangirl Zii eating popcorn while watching Matt and Dillon have sex]] and then asking if they want some.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20081115.html "OH NO! Team Rocket has captured Pikachu!" "Yeah, that happens a lot."]]
* Zii and [=DiDi=] dressed as the Mario Brothers.
-->'''Gary''': Wow! This is so much like one of my dreams, it's scary!
-->'''Zii''': That '''''is''''' pretty scary.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090101.html WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SPANISH PEOPLE!!!]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090312.html Montreal Slang for Zii's]]
* Dave reaches orgasm in [[JizzedInMyPants negative thirty seconds]].
* "Grrr... make '''''love''''' to me, Tralala! Make love to me on top of your '''passed-out roomie!'''''" [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090409.html This one]].
** Also, [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090407.html well one of them is getting to know you pretty intimately right now.]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090530.html Myaoi?]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090505.html Someone slide me a phone under the door and then I'll call the cops!]]
* Gary's nightmare about receiving anal sex from a male version of Zii.
* Zii taking a nude Gary and Dillon's picture, and planning to post it on the fridge.
* Dillon's NakedApron scene.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20090702.html Dillon what have you done to my giant size man thing?! It's all sticky!]] Yes, this sentence can have an innocent meaning.
* Zii has an interesting response to being spanked . . .
* November 28, 2009. Too NSFW to link, too good to spoil here. [[spoiler:It involves Gary and a lesbian sex tape.]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20091222.html Ahh! Hot thoup! Hot thoup!]]
* Gary [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100102.html banging]] [[HeadDesk his head on the table]] after being told that Yuki "isn't gay, she just doesn't have sex with men."
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100918.html What kind of hostess doesn't eat out her guests?!]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100311.html Gary tries to be cool and suave. "I'M YELLING!"]]
** Sandra is remarkably like Gary (when sober): [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110303.html WE WON'T EAT THE CANDLES!]]
* Zii getting back at a troll in the most ironic way possible.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110111.html This.]] [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome Just this.]]
* Yuki and Gary's reactions to Sonya saying [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110423.html "The only real way to choose between us is to have a contest...a sex contest!"]]
* Sandra and [=DiDi=] finally realizing that they're straight and just have boundary issues (April 30, 2011, NSFW.)
* You're a man who loves large meaty sausages, aren't you? NOOO!!!
* Don't worry Sandra's a big girl who can take care of herself. I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ONNNNNNNN!!!
* And then Gary comes out of the bathroom...wearing only a jar of pickles!
* [=DiDi=] and Zii arriving home [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110618.html to find Gary]] in the TroubledFetalPosition.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110623.html Yuki said I was her boyfriend!]] *pause* then...'''WHAAAAAAT?''' That's what ''I'' said.
* "[[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/to_the_airport Jung! Protect your--]]" "[[OneDialogueTwoConversations Nuts?]]"
* [=DiDi=] [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110628.html as Sonya]]. "And I am Sonya and I am not une lesbienne! Hoo-hoo!"
* Yuki's reaction to banana flambé: "[[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110630.html You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!]]"
** Also, "You'll love eating their tacos." "Is that a crack about me being a lesbian?! You're going down, round eye!"
* Yuki's [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110702.html milk boobs]] comment.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110705.html This is good practice! Gary's chest should feel like yours, right?]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20110707.html Yuki slapping Kiley with the sausage]] while saying "No dame desu!" Also, "I will, however, gladly eat this bun!"
* "[[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100914.html Thanks]] to '''you''' I eat '''pussy''' on a '''nightly basis'''. I'm really not a lesbian!"
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/mffffffokay mffffffokay]].
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/i_wish_i_were_a_woman Kiley's]] BigNo.
** I love goats!
* Sandra's BigWhat after waking up on a nude beach.
* According to a guest strip, everyone in Montreal has now had sex with everyone else. Scientists are now studying this "boneularity," and have traced it to three people . . .
* Zii being held against [=DiDi's=] ample bosom and putting her hands on her chest while stating "I was the last in my class to get boobs!"
* Sonya mentions that she would like to dunk her body in whipped cream. Gary imagines her doing exactly that. When she asks what he is thinking, he replies "Just call me Poppin' Fresh!". The "Hoo-Hoo!" in the end just clinches it.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/banananan_-_guest This]] strip.
* Does [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/save_me_-_guest this]] mean I had a three-way?
** The following reply from the forum:
--> No, Gary. You were just getting a little head.
* [[CampGay Dillon's]] response when Amber asks for oral sex? "[=GyeeeeEEeeEEeee...=]"
* Gary fainting [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/can_i_have_your on Amber's crotch]] when asking for her autograph.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/will_i_be_spanked Gary just fainted on my crotch. I mean cootch. I mean couch.]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/not_exactly_a_nun I'm not exactly a nun, you know? I couldn't judge your sex life if I wanted to.]]
** '''Amber''': "I, uh, played along, and he did it on me and man, I came ''sooo'' hard! I can see why you're rooming with him!" and Zii's reaction.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/making_out_with_a_transformer This]] strip has a few. "Probably fantasized he was making out with a Transformer." "BEST. ORGASM. EVER!" Zii to a passed out Gary: "Gary, you bastard! You've been holding out on me!" and Amber "Want me to blindfold him for you?"
* "[[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/in_the_biblical_sense Did you bone?]]" "No, at least not in the biblical sense." "Had the strangest dream, about Amber and a giant clam." "Oh, it's not ''that'' big is it?" And Gary's facial expression in the last panel when he comes to.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/try_harder_gary So you wanna do it then?]] and Zii's reaction.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/like_any_other OMIGOD HE'S LIKE ANY OTHER FLING!! HE'S PROBABLY BANGING THREE SORORITY GIRLS RIGHT NOWWW WAAAAAA!]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/voice_of_reason Why do you always have to be the voice of reason?! Also, ( . ) ( . ) uh oh]].
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/i_feel_in_control I'MO KILL HIM.]]
** Also, in the second panel, Zii resisting the urge to grope [=DiDi=].
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/little_bumblezii This is my brother Gary! We're uh, very close!]]
* The last panel in [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/in_for_a_good_time this]] strip.
** Also the last panel in [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/movie_date the movie date]] strip.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/never_want_to_see_you_again Make up your mind, Sonya.]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/the_worst_therapist_in_the_world Kiley: My IQ is smaller than my breast size!]]
** Uh, don't cry... I'm sure your IQ's ''much'' bigger than your breasts!
* In [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/take_you_all_the_way this]] strip Yuki suddenly coming out of nowhere to do a GroinAttack on Matt.
** Anytime Yuki initiates the GroinAttack really.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/a_little_kid "Do you have any idea where Yuki went?" "I've just been following the trail of guys who look like that."]]
* Kiley's second [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/seriously_strained Big No]].
* The following between Zii and Gary:
--> Zii: Don't be shy. Think of me as a dude.
--> Gary: I already do.
* [[http://www.ma3comic.com/d/20100626.html Me too, uh...rubbing my earlobe.]]
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/bad_question That was a bad question!]]
* [=DiDi=]'s eyes as the week of rest Matt was given is finally ending. Looks like she is possessed.
* [=DiDi=] [[{{Glomp}} glomps]] Matt in her crazy need for sex, throwing his back, so they decide to be creative. [=DiDi=] decides to throw salad oil on Matt, but accidentally takes Tabasco sauce and starts below the waste... [[GroinAttack with obvious results]], ending with Matt in the shower, stating it burns a lot. In an attempt to make him feel better, she decides to lick it all off, and for a second Matt seems to enjoy it... but then [=DiDi=] has to rush for water, because it burns too much.
* The first night after dreaming about [[AttractiveBentGender Garii]], Yuki does not have it easy to sleep, and she meets Gary to look at his drawings. She first allucinates that "Garii" is offering her to sleep with her, but it turns out that Gary is just suggesting she drinks warm milk with honey. She then hallucinates with Garii once more. Her next night, she dreams about a tentacled Garii. She awakes horrified.
** Come on! I just want to fix your crazy brain! Why won't you call me?
* Zii thinking Erik wants to use a microphone he got her as a present for anal sex.
* [=DiDi=] sees Yuki in Gary's room (they are working on her doujin) and imagines that Yuki is holding Gary hostage, she punches Yuki and Gary gives her a "complimentary orgasm". Her [[GoodAngelBadAngel Good Angel]] immediately gives her a DopeSlap.
* [=DiDi=] gets naked in front of Gary and Yuki after Yuki asks her to pose for Gary. She ends up using this to get Gary to give her an orgasm. The moment she has Gary touch her (and in front of Yuki, nonetheless) is hilarious, especially Gary's face.
* Also a moment of awesome. In response to Didi telling Yuki that she wants her to break up with Gary because she wants an orgasm from him Yuki simply responds by effortlessly laying the smack down on her and telling her that "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Gary. Is. Mine.]]"
** And now, Yuki has tied [=DiDi=] by her ankles and hands (a CallBack to a moment when [=DiDi=] tied Yuki when she thought Yuki was a robber) and starts to beat her bottom with a spatula. "Bad Amazon! Bad!"
** Zii's [=WTF=] face when she sees Yuki smacking [=DiDi=] is hilarious.
** Aaaaand... [=DiDi=] seems to enjoy the beating a little too much.
* [[http://www.menagea3.net/strips-ma3/okonomiyaki "Um... you did remember to wash that spatula, right?]]
* The nth Yuki dream about Gary becoming a woman ends up with Yuki groping [=DiDi=] in her dream, thinking she is doing it to Zii and Gary... and [=DiDi=] dreams that it is Gary that gropes her. [=DiDi=] ends up making waffles, because she feels like celebrating.
** Made even funnier because it's not Gary who [=DiDi=] is dreaming of exactly, but Garrieu, who seems to be a mix if Gary and Matthew, [[NotSoDifferent much like Yuki used to daydream of Garii]], a mix of Gary and Zii.
* Amber manages to combine MistakenForCheating, MistakenIdentity, and MyEyesAreUpHere into [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/no_one_deserves_that_kind_of_treatment one impressive rant]] directed at (the chest of who she thinks is) Gary's abusive new girlfriend. And to top it off....
--> '''(the real) Yuki''': ''Zii, [[HypocriticalHumor you need to stop hanging around crazy people]].''
* Zii finds Sonya in her bed, naked:
-->'''Zii:''' Sonya?!?
-->'''Sonya:''' Psst! I'm hiding from Yuki!
-->'''Zii:''' Where are your clothes?
-->'''Sonya:''' I'm hiding from those too.
* Zii and Sonya getting vocal about their 'Together Time' which you think will head into ImmodestOrgasm territory until Yuki (from the room next door) shows what [[UptoEleven Immodest really is]].
** And when Yuki says that Gary is better than Zii at [[UnusualEuphemism polishing her pearl]], Zii replies angrily "''Like hell, he is!!!''" while she shoves Sonya.
* Sonya suggests that Zii eat her out, since Yuki is too busy to care. Zii kicks her out of the house naked with only her discarded clothes covering her.
* The Cast Page, right now:
** Gary: Straight, whipped.
** [=DiDi=]: Not bisexuelle (stop asking).
** Chanelle (Amber's ex-co-star): Not picky.
** Sonya: Dramasexual.
** Takeru: Straight, but let's not think about his fetishes.
* [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/all_of_them ALL OF THEM!]]
* Dillon is giving Gary a massage, and he ends up rubbing Icy Hot on him. It ends up with Gary ''running past Amber, naked,'' yelling "BURNING! BURNING! HOT! HOT! NEED SHOWER NOW!!!!"'.
* [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/leave_it_to_amber Amber gets a bit too]] GenreSavvy
* Dillon catches Gary and Amber in the shower, with her kneeling in front of him. When Amber asks how he got out of his room, he tells her what everybody was thinking in the above mentioned strip:
-->'''Dillon:''' Most bedroom doors open from '''the inside''', Amber.
* From strip #747, Zii's reaction to Didi asking Zii to give her an orgasm is just priceless, especially with how she abruptly shoves aside Sonya.
* Strip #753 (NSFW): Kiley asks Matt whether he still pictures women with men heads. He says it hardly happens anymore. Kiley asks him if it is happening right now. Matt says that, since she has mentioned it, [[spoiler:he is seeing her with Gary's head while they are having sex right then.]] Kiley mentions that a girl does not like to hear that.
* Zii levels with [=DiDi=] about how attracted to her she is, even expressing concern about being unchaperoned in the same apartment. [[InnocentFanserviceGirl So]] [[TheTease of]] ''[[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/we_need_a_doggy course]]''....
-->'''SFX''': [=ZzzZzzzzZzzz=] zz [-z z-] [--z....--]
-->'''Zii''': "''Don't you die on me now, you stupid cheapjack batteries of crap!!!''"
* Senna and Gary are in Paris, and she is wondering where they should go first, suggesting famous places like the Louvre Museum or Notre-Dame. [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/where_shall_we_go_first Guess where does Gary stop first.]]
* [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/spoooooky_candle YOU HAVE LOST CANDLE PRIVILEGES!]]
* Amber: [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/take_it_with_a_grain_of_salt I'M CLEARLY AN IDIOT!!!]]
* Zii's face in the [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/no_time_to_soap_myself_up last panel]].
* Zii [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/the_perfect_opportunity invites everyone]] to her band's rock concert. Nearly all the girls are planning to seduce Gary. Gary is just worried about the ambience.
* After the concert, Didi tries to help Kiley face her insecurities about her breast size by stripping them down to their underwear and telling Kiley to "do what comes naturally." [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/what_comes_naturellement What does Kiley do?]]
** Didi finally gets her orgasm, sadly Kiley's hand didn't make it.
* Zii's BedmateReveal with Sonya then Yuki at the same time.
** Sonya and Yuki BedmateReveal after Zii has left the room, though toped when Zii goes back to calm everyone down with news about nothing happening only to discover the two fighting and heavily making out as their BelligerentSexualTension finally pops.
** [[http://www.ma3comic.com/strips-ma3/goodie-goodie_facade Much later]], it turns out that the Sexual Tension was [[GroinAttack more]] [[InterplayOfSexAndViolence Belligerent]] than Sonya at least realized at the time.
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