[[index]]
* Funny/TheAvengers
* Funny/AvengersAcademy
* Funny/BulletPoints
* Funny/CaptainAmerica
* Funny/CaptainBritainAndMI13
* Funny/DarkReign
* Funny/{{Deadpool}}
** Funny/CableAndDeadpool
* Funny/{{Exiles}}
* Funny/GhostRider
* Funny/JLAAvengers
* Funny/JMSSpiderMan
* Funny/MarvelAdventures
* Funny/MarvelZombies
* Funny/TheMightyThor
* Funny/{{Mockingbird}}
* Funny/MsMarvel2014
* Funny/NewAvengers
* Funny/{{Nextwave}}
* Funny/{{Runaways}}
* Funny/ScarletSpider
* Funny/SpiderGirl
* Funny/SpiderIsland
* Funny/SpiderMan
* Funny/SpiderMen
* Funny/SuperiorSpiderMan
* Funny/{{Thunderbolts}}
* Funny/XMen
** Funny/XFactor
* Funny/YoungAvengers
[[/index]]

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* SpiderMan is the quintessential comedian super hero. From joking his ass off to even Thanos to even The Hulk. A list of his best moments is located on the top.
* [[GenreSavvy Doc Samson]], in discussion with General Ross:
---> '''Samson:''' [[YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry The Hulk keeps yelling at you to leave him alone.]] [[GenreSavvy So my advice is to leave Hulk alone.]] [[BoringButPractical Watch him by satellite. If he gets near a populated area, send out Hulk alerts the way we send out weather alerts]].\\
'''Ross:''' And if America's enemies get hold of him?\\
'''Samson:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Send condolence cards to America's enemies]].
* Mr. Immortal of the GreatLakesAvengers explaining how he found out about the villain's plan.
-->'''Mr. Immortal''': "I beat it out of my imaginary childhood friend."
** Even funnier, before the line we see the 'beat down', which consists of Mr. I punching the now squirrel-sized Deathurge... from our perspective, he's punching the air while something goes "SQUEAK!"
* Pete Wisdom in a wheelchair and a bald cap in ''ComicBook/{{Excalibur}}'' #94: "To me, my X-Men! I sense danger! [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Make it so!]] [[INeedAFreakingDrink Somebody get me a drink!]]" Made [[ReverseFunnyAneurysm even funnier]] when you consider that it was published four years before Patrick Stewart played Professor Xavier in the X-Men films.
** And in ''ComicBook/{{Excalibur}}'' #102, Pete again: "It's vital you keep his mouth covered. He can control your mind by voice, if you remove the gag, you're ''doomed.'' Don't worry, he breathes through his fingers..." (The "supervillain" in question was a government agent who'd made the mistake of trying to strong-arm Kitty Pryde. They tied him up, gagged him, and shipped him off to a super-prison.)
* During Marvel's Civil War, after CaptainAmerica gives a heartfelt and [[CrowningMomentOfAwesome awesome]] speech about doing the right thing no matter what, a reassured SpiderMan says, "Can I like, carry your books to school? For the rest of my life? I mean it. I can give you my lunch. My aunt made tuna sandwiches. Again." The MoodWhiplash isn't overstated.
* From ''[[ComicBook/AvengersTheInitiative Avengers: The Initiative]]'':
-->'''Rhodey''': That's some pretty ''big'' Hulkbuster armour.
-->'''[[IronMan Tony]]''': Thanks. I've got a smaller one for taking out Ant-Man.
** Also Cloud9's summing up of the KIA storyline, and War Machine's reaction.
-->'''Rhodey''': @#$%! There is not a word of that I approve!
* From ''Marvel ComicBook/CivilWar: Fallen Son'', with Wolverine on his way to "visit" Crossbones, who was involved in CaptainAmerica's death:
-->'''Daredevil''': I won't let you violate his civil rights.
-->'''Wolverine''': Is that what they're calling 'em these days?
* The entirety of the Avengers Christmas Special--specifically the part where Santa Claus [[spoiler: who is actually Ultron]] crashes the party, paralyzes the Avengers, and is only defeated when [[spoiler: his Santa programming compels him to eat a cookie containing explosives.]]
* [[ThePunisher "They put the sights on top for a reason."]]
* SquirrelGirl. Pwning DrDoom. Being called Anti-Life. But especially her encounters with [[{{Deadpool}} the evil, evil man]].
** The IronicEchoCut before the reveal that she beat Thanos.
** A similar situation: [[LukeCageHeroForHire Luke Cage]] borrowing a rocket from Reed Richards in order to shake down Doom for a debt of $200.
* The Marvel ComicBook/CivilWar has been mentioned twice already, but the scene of utter win is during the wedding of Storm and Black Panther. Spider-man is talking to a Gorilla guy (can't remember the name) and says that he really needs to choose a more lovable animal to base himself off of, since Spidey's had first hand experience with this. The Gorilla guy is a shaman or chief of a tribe and the Gorilla part is due to it being a spirit animal. He gets angry at Spidey, and starts a fight. Due to the generally charged tensions in the universe at the moment, the entire wedding reception degrades to what is essentially a bar brawl. This Troper was debating between snickering and wincing for the happy couple, until they comment to each other about how ''now'' the party's truly started. But... yeah, Spidey... drunk... yeah.
** Was it Man-Ape? He's a Wakandan, but why he'd be at T'Challa's wedding is beyond me.
*** That in itself is a Funny moment. One of the subplots of the wedding story was that Man-Ape felt insulted that he hadn't been invited to the wedding. He planned to crash it and start a coup as payback. The whole thing fell apart when he found out he actually was on the list of invitees. So he decided to get drunk on T'Challa's Scotch instead.
* The story arc ''Blockbuster'' from [[UltimateXMen Ultimate X-Men]] - Spidey teaming up with Wolverine.
** Logan visits Black Widow for information. Spidey tags along, goes, "Hey! I know you. You owe me eighty dollars. [I helped her and she stole my webshooters.] These cost money!" and is summarily ignored.
** Daredevil: "Could you please not sit on my head."
* From the ''Ultimate Galactus'' trilogy, after Thor has just promised to buy Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm beer:
---> '''Thor''': You. Military-industrial-complex drone woman. Bring us beer.
---> '''Carol Danvers''': Certainly. How far would you like it shoved up your ass?
---> '''Thor''': Well, I wanted a keg...
** From the same trilogy, there's also Sue Storm ''viciously'' shooting Tony Stark down when he hits on her. While still in the IronMan armour.
---> '''Tony:''' You know, some girls think my armour is pretty... cool.
---> '''Sue:''' You should definitely try and meet someone like that, then.
---> '''Tony, slumped in disappointment:''' ...I'm going now.
* Every ''[[MiniMarvels Mini-Marvel]]'' strip: "That was a haiku, chumps!"
** The panel after that line. Especially since the reader was probably doing the exact same thing. (Counting the syllables on their fingers, that is).
*** Special mention for the one where Super-Skrull lands in New York and tries to find the Fantastic Four.
---->'''Super-Skrull''': Hello citizens of Earth! I have come to battle the Fantastic Four with their own powers. I am stretchier than Mr. Fantastic, stronger than the Thing, hotter than the Human Torch and more invisible than the Invisible Woman! Does anybody know where the Fantastic Four live?
---->'''Random Bystander''': How can you be more invisible than the Invisible Woman? That's conceptually impossible.
---->'''Super-Skrull''':...
---->'''Super-Skrull''': Does anybody know where the Fantastic Four live?
**** Kl'lrt is adorable in Mini-Marvels.
-----> '''Johnny Storm''': "Well, how do you like THIS!" (entombs him)
-----> (an entire page's worth of sitting in the dark later) '''Super-Skrull''': "I DON'T LIKE THIS!"
** Also the Mini-Marvels' predecessors, [[http://www.chrisgcomics.com/bpb.html Bullpen Bits]]:
--->*Hank [=McCoy=] transforms into the Beast*
--->'''Iceman''': But, that's impossible! I don't understand!
--->'''Beast''': Ah, it's just simple bio-chemical engineering.
--->'''Iceman''': Well, yeah, but...how does your ''costume'' disappear?
--->'''Beast'''': Ah, it's just, um, simple... um... bio-''clothical'' engineering.
** Another Bullpen Bits strip, with ComicBook/SilverSurfer trying to talk Thanos out of destroying the universe:
--->'''Silver Surfer:''' "Okay, Thanos... imagine you destroy the universe, and this girl, Death, falls in love with you and becomes your girlfriend!"
---> '''Thanos:''' "Okay."
---> '''Silver Surfer:''' "Eventually, her birthday comes up... now what do you get her for her birthday?"
---> '''Thanos:''' "Hmm... a pair of shoes?"
---> '''Silver Surfer''' "You just ''destroyed'' the ''universe''! There ''are'' no shoes!"
** And the saga of Johnny quitting the Fantastic Four... because they don't like that he refuses to turn his flame powers off. More particularly, the reaction of the other members to this:
--->'''Sue''': Reed! Don't let him go! We ''need'' him!
--->'''Reed''': I know we may never adjust to life in a pleasantly comfortable room temperature, Sue, but Johnny's made his choice. It won't be ''easy'', but we'll find some way to manage without the fire alarm and sprinkler system going off every five minutes!
--->'''Ben''': Do you think we'll ever get used to the convenience of not having to replace burnt furniture every week?
--->'''Johnny''': ''[By the door, ignored]'' Seriously, I'm leaving now.
--->'''Ben''': How will our lungs ever adapt to clean air free of soot and smoke?
--->'''Reed''': We'll get through this wretched increase in our quality of life ''together'', Ben. As a ''team''.
** It gets even better when he tries to join the Avengers, only for Wolverine and Spider-Man to continue the barrage of insults. Then as Johnny gets tired of the abuse and leaves, we get this gem:
--->'''Thor:''' THE AVENGERS DOTH CLAIM ANOTHER VICTORY!
** "Comicbook/SpiderMan remasked! We don't know who he is anymore!"
** The Mini-Marvel take on Planet Hulk ends with all the Illuminati panicking at Hulk's return to Earth... except Namor, who's calmly relaxing on a chair saying "[[BystanderSyndrome I live underwater.]]"
** A good deal from "Welcome Back Thor".
--->'''Reed''': Thor is implying that I am dumb! But I'm not!
--->'''Tony''': Thor is implying that I'm just a soulless robot! But I'm not!
--->'''Skrull Hank''': Thor is implying that I'm a green-skinned alien shapeshifter trying to take over the planet as part of a full-scale worldwide invasion!
--->''Beat''
--->'''Skrull Hank''': But I'm not!
** '''Tony''': "Well that's just great. The army was pretty much useless here. Way to go, useless army! You are of no use to anyone here, now that the hammer is gone, so you might as well take your uselessness home!" (Thor returns in a crack of lightning) "Hey! Very useful army! Where are you going?"
** Elephant Steve. Nuff said.
* Fat Cobra of ''ComicBook/ImmortalIronFist'' on having his match delayed: "Bring me my wenches of waiting!"
* In ''WorldWarHulk: X-Men'', [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin as the title implies, the X-Men are fighting the Hulk]]. When Darwin steps up, the X-Men obviously hope his power [[AdaptiveAbility to "evolve" a way to survive any given situation]] will produce a way to beat the Hulk. Instead, it teleports him to the next state.
** There's also Hulk's response to Monet describing herself as "practically invulnerable."
---> '''Hulk:''' ''[Punting her like a football]'' Go be invulnerable in Jersey.
* J. Jonah Jameson's reaction when Spider-Man unmasks himself as Peter Parker in the second issue of Civil War. Well, technically it's his lack of reaction - he appears to have a heart attack.
* It's such a horrible situation, what with [[MarvelZombies Zombie Hawkeye]] being batshit insane because his bodiless head was trapped alone under rubble for decades, but the part where he attempts to take out Zombie Giant-Man is ''hilarious'' anyway.
--> '''Hawkeye:''' "Eat arrows, fascist!" ::fires::
--> '''Giant-Man:''' ::just blinks at him, several arrows now poking out of his head and neck::
--> '''Hawkeye:''' "...Be my friend?"
* In ''X-Men Noir'', Police Chief Magnus taunts Black Tom Cassidy with threats of killing him so he'll go to "Irish Hell." "You wouldn't like Irish Hell, Blackie. There's no whiskey and the women hit back."
** On the ''very second page'' of that series, there's a blink-and-you'll-miss-it shot of Pietro pouting when his partner plops a hat on his head. He manages to look about eight years old.
* [[SheHulk She-Hulk's]] rematch with Sentry after he interrupts her fight with Lyra, starting with her screeching up in a cab (and paying the driver 40 bucks) to lay him flat after getting tossed into the next state.
--> '''*WHAM*''' "''Nobody'' underhands ''me'' like a lawn dart into Jersey, you hear me, Reynolds? ''Nobody!''"
** Set up masterfully in the prior issue, where Sentry flies in at the end and basically Team Rockets She-Hulk.
* ''CaptainBritain:'' During a fight with one of his [[TheMultiverse many alternative selves]], Captain Britain ends up having ''this'' conversation:
-->'''Captain England:''' By 'eck, lad... I 'ope that knows what tha's getting into 'ere.
-->'''Captain Britain:''' What do you take me for? Of course I know what I'm getting into. I'm in a parallel universe, fighting an alternate version of myself alongside a group of parahuman mercenaries who want me to help the wrongly accused Majestrix of...
-->(BeatPanel)
-->'''Captain Britain:''' [[LampshadeHanging Do you ever get halfway through a sentence and find yourself unable to believe that you're actually saying it?]]
-->(Captain England hammers him in the face with his staff.)
-->'''Captain England:''' No.
** Another fight scene occurs in a comic book store, and the owner's reaction to a ''real'' superhero duking it out on the premises is absolutely hilarious.
--->'''Owner:''' Oh God. Are you going to throw him through the window? You are. Let me get this copy of X-Men #137 out of the way first- it's valuable. It's-
--->([[DestinationDefenestration SKRESH!]])
--->'''Owner:''' Oh. Oh well. Never mind. "Cover slightly worn. Reduced to clear..."
** Fresh from remaking the world in his own twisted image, [[RealityWarper Mad Jim Jaspers]] introduces himself to his new friends in the Crazy Gang in front of a giant billboard of himself.
--->'''Mad Jim Jaspers:''' Hello. I'm Jaspers. '''Jim''' Jaspers. Mad Jim Jaspers, actually. You can call me "Mad." Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I '''made''' you. I made '''everything''' actually: I made the sky. I made the tiger and the lamb... I put the bop in the bop shebop and the ram in the rama lama dingdong! I made the stars, the cockroaches, the trees, the winklepicker shoe...
--->(Behind him, Captain Britain is hurled through the billboard and the Fury charges after him. Jaspers does a double-take.)
--->'''Mad Jim Jaspers:''' Well, I don't remember making '''that!'''
* [[TheMightyThor Thor]] vs. [[IncredibleHercules Hercules]]? Amusing, but been done. While dressed as each other for complicated plot reasons? ''Hilarious.'' And resorting to playground attacks like purple nurples, {{groin attack}}s, and ''wedgies''? ''[[http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/1095488.html PRICELESS.]]''
** You forgot about the beautiful way the WrittenSoundEffect for each attack is done.
** That entire arc was brilliant! We have:
*** Hercules is disguised as Thor, and has to sneak into the Kingdom of the Dark Elves and prove himself worthy. He comes across a complicated chess set, for which he has to win to prove that he has wits. Hercules' response? Knock it over.
--> '''Hercules:''' For the only way to win at an unwinnable game is to change the rules!
--> '''Elf Queen:''' Brilliant!
--> '''Queen's Advisor:''' But... that wasn't unwinnable... all he had to do was-
*** "No one else has mastered the Elven Tickler so fast."
* Thor and Amadeus Cho, attempting to rescue Hercules from another dimension, end up fighting the Egyptian goddess Sekhmet. Cho draws on a knowledge of Egyptian mythology to intoxicate her and turn her into an aspect of Hathor ([[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sekhmet#Festivals_and_evolution yes, Hathor]]), a goddess of love. And lolcats. [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2152242.html I'm not making this up, you know.]]
-->'''Amadeus:''' How the heck do you know what a "roofie'' is in the first place?
-->'''Thor:''' I saw it on the Website/YouTube.
* A Thor moment from an issue of The Avengers:
--->'''Random goon having captured most of the team, and gloating'''
--->'''Thor from a distance''': "I SAY THEE....."
--->'''Goon''': "I say thee? Awww, crap!"
--->'''Thor''': "NAY!" *Hammer to the face.
* RedHulk has been a source of these pretty much since Loeb stopped writing the series, as all the characters he beat up previously get their own back, including Iron Man and [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2574646.html this wonderful confrontation with Thor]]. Thor's exchange with Bruce Banner is just the cherry on top.
* In ''IronMan'' issue 44, [[Comicbook/WarMachine Rhodey]] had visited Tony who had given away his fortune and his company to lead a normal life in a small apartment. Then, there was a beep and Tony unleashed a massive computer lab right in his apartment.
--->'''Rhodey''': Well, Tony, you've got a computer lab in here that NASA would be jealous of! This must've cost a pretty penny! And here I am worried you went welfare on me.
--->'''Tony''': What are you talking about? I did give away my money--I just kept a little for... incidentals. You know me Rhodey-- I have to have my gadgets.
--->'''Rhodey''': Tony, my friend, if this is your idea of slumming...
* In "The Punisher: Welcome Back, Frank," after Frank drags himself back to his apartment to just sort of lie there and bleed, his weirdo neighbors tell him that they plan to nurse him back to health. Cue a look of abject horror on Frank's face coupled with just about the most hilarious "What?"s in all comics.
* ''She-Hulk'' #9: It is announced that Jen has wedded Col. John Jameson in a quick Las Vegas ceremony presided over by, what else, an Elvis impersonator. The next page? A glorious '''nine [[SpitTake spit takes]]''' from their assorted friends and family.
* In ''ComicBook/AvengersAcademy'' #22, the X-Men visit the campus. Cyclops raises concerns over a re-programmed Sentinel that one of the students uses.
-->Cyclops: Isn't that a Sentinel?
-->Sentinel: Destroy all mutants--
-->*Sentinel's owner [[PercussiveMaintenance hits it]]*
-->Sentinel: Welcome honored guests.
* In ''GuardiansOfTheGalaxy'' issue 17, when Maximus reveals that Groot's apparent form of PokemonSpeak actually translates to an incredibly intricate understanding of quasi-dimensional superpositional engineering. As the two converse, Crystal and Rocket Raccoon only stare in shock as they ponder if Maximus has gone insane.
--->'''Maximus:''' my lord, you were saying?
--->'''Groot:''' I AM GROOT!
--->'''Maximus:''' Now that is brilliant, and all we'd need is a socket set and a very long piece of string.
** Earlier from the same issue:
--->'''Karnak:''' Whatever it is it's started to hatch.
--->'''Major Victory:''' In the sense of--?
--->'''Ronan:''' Look at the feeds, human. It's spawning organisms from pustules on its tentacles.
--->'''Rocket Raccoon:''' That sentence combined so many of my least favorite words.
** In #19, as half the team is stuck in an alternate timeline, another temporal distortion appears, leading to this:
--->'''Jack Flag:''' It's a [[SpaceX time-door]]!
--->'''Bug:''' Yeah? Full of Time-Energy? and Time-Swirlies? Jack, just because you put the word "time" in it doesn't - [[VerbalTic tik]] - make it any clearer!
** As the team is fighting to stop a Badoon weapons testing on a defenseless settlement. The Badoon release their super bioweapon, the monster, and this conversation occurs.
--->'''Mantis:''' In five point two seconds, a positive swing in our fortunes will be signaled by three words.
--->'''Rocket Raccoon:''' What three words? "We are leaving"?
--->'''Bug:''' "Here comes Peter?"
--->'''Mantis:''' No.
--->'''Groot:''' I AM GROOT!
--->''Groot destroys the monster with a single punch.''
** The first issue where Rocket Raccoon continues suggesting team names for their newly formed team. Keep in mind, this conversation occurs while the Guardians are in the heat of battle.
--->'''Rocket Raccoon''': Ass-Kickers of the Fantastic?
--->'''Star-Lord''': No!
--->'''Rocket Raccoon''': How about "Rocket Raccoon and His Human Hangers-On?"
--->'''Drax the Destroyer''': How about "Drax and His Coonskin Hat?" That grab you?
*** And eventually when encountering the classic Guardians of the Galaxy, Star-Lord decides to make up another temporary name for his team to avoid problems or confusion with the other Guardians. The name he picks: Ass-Kickers of the Fantastic.
---->'''Star-Lord''': All the good names were taken.
** Also from the first issue:
--->'''Drax''': You see that? That's what "not good" looks like.
* In the Rocket Raccoon and Groot mini-series coinciding with the Annihilators: Earthfall event, as Rocket and Groot are flung through a rapidly changing virtual reality environment in the Mojoverse, Mojo soon finds Rocket Raccoon's sentient Timely Inc. shipment processing and analysis device pointing a laser rifle at his face.
-->'''Timely Inc. SP&A Device:''' Turn the V.R. environment off now or I will blow your head clean off. Uhm... PUNK!
* Dan Slott's run on She-Hulk was nothing short of amazing, but what really got this troper was She-Hulk's boyfriend commenting on how stupid the metals the Avengers use are (referring to Adamantium). Jarvis then comes out with a saucepan on his head...
--> '''Jarvis:''' It's made of Forbushian-metal.
* Captain Marvel V3 #4 has an unforgettable scene with [[NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast Drax the Destroyer]] attempting to purchase mint cookies from a girl scout.
* [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/2152819.html Delphyne the Gorgon's]] LockAndLoadMontage, especially at the end:
--->[[spoiler:EXPRESSION! WORTHY! OF DEATH SCRUNCHIE!]]
* These captions from ''Captain America: Reborn'' #3:
--> '''Ant-Man: Regretting being current Thunderbolt.'''
--> '''Ant-Man: Just looking for an excuse to leave.'''
* Thor and Kid!Loki discussing the internet in ''JourneyIntoMystery'':
--> '''Kid!Loki''': When I told them that I ''am'' the real Loki, they said I was a troll.
--> '''Thor''': (''{{beat}}'') But you're a half-giant.
--> '''Kid!Loki''': I know!
* In another issue, Kid Loki explains himself to a pair of new acquaintances by going, "Have you seen ''Game of Thrones''? Who's your favorite character? Tyrion? Well, I'm Tyrion."
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