* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/427 "Stop using me as an example." "Stop BEING an example."]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/71 Pretty much]] [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/84 every comic with]] [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] [[HilarityEnsues is a]] CrowningMomentOfFunny.
-->'''Kratos''': ''(ramming a poor sap's head into a TV screen)'' LOOK AT THE 1080p HDMI CONNECTION! '''LOOK AT IT!!!'''\\
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* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/540 "HIIIIIPSTERRRRRR"]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/511 This guest strip]]. MoodWhiplash has never been so [[TastesLikeDiabetes adorable]].
* "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/777 Yeah, I can see people complaining about this]]." "'''''I'm''''' [[NakedPeopleAreFunny complaining about this]]."
* Jared wanting to get back to his parents [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/164 because they have his Xbox]]. The visual reference to [[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/xbox-360-kid#.TdM1OFuraSo Xbox Kid]] is just the icing on the cake.
* Jared chose a Magikarp as his starter Pokemon. He levels it up...[[ShamuFu by using it as a bludgeon]], eventually defeating enough 'mons to [[MagikarpPower make Magikarp evolve]] into [[WhosLaughingNow Gyarados]].
-->'''I'M THE KING OF EVERYTHING!'''
* When talking to [[InuYasha Sesshomaru]]:
--> '''Commander''': Does it embarrass you at all that you just measured yer success with women by how much [[SlashFic gay porn]] they've made outta you an' your brother?
* [[VideoGame/GodOfWar Kratos]] and [[Film/ThreeHundred Leonidas]] in IKEA, [[LikeAnOldMarriedCouple arguing over tea lights]].
-->'''Leonidas''': ''[[NoIndoorVoice WHY ARE YOU BUYING TEA LIGHTS? YOU HAVE SO MANY TEA LIGHTS! PUT THOSE BACK, YOU DON'T NEED ANY MORE]]''.\\
'''Kratos''': ''THESE ARE'' POMEGRANATE ''SCENTED! WE ONLY HAVE BLUEBERRY! YOU KNOW I HATE BLUEBERRY CANDLES!''
** And then, the Commander's advice to Jared on the matter:
-->'''Commander''': ''[[BrickJoke When Spartans play]] [[HoYay Gay Chicken]], [[SeriousBusiness they play for keeps, kid]]. [[Film/WarGames Only way to win is not to play]]. Remember that. It could save yer life''.
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/249 Third panel, with Solid Snake]]. Picture DavidHayter saying it in the Snake-voice.
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/561 Zombie Drill]]. Everyone's reaction to the rules, especially, [[FinalFight Cody's]].
* Because when it is NOT FUN [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1000 to mess with Link?]]
* Nier's "fantasy [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1006 germs]]" (and Mr. Fish's horrified expression).
** A few updates later, [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1019 they show the aftermath of Nier's infection of the entire building.]] Everyone seems extremely angered by their transformation into Bishounen pretty boys...except Marv, who with his crippling self-esteem issues, thinks it's the best thing that's ever happened to him. It helps he looks like a young Marlon Brando due to it.
* Mr. Fish's moveset before learning Hyper Beam. I wonder how much PP "Don't Eat Jared" has...
** And he still remembers [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/388 "roll over"]].
** When learning Hyper Beam, Mr. Fish's accompanying facial expressions are pretty funny also.
* The commander's [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/84 description]] of ''VideoGame/GodOfWar'', by way of ''{{Carrie}}''
-->'''Kratos''': That's not how it went...
-->'''Commander''': That's pretty much ''exactly'' how it went.
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/those-sunglasses-had-to-be-good-for-something "I don't think that's how Moon Tiara Magic works."]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2012-07-09.jpg "Why won't you just stay down?!"]]
* One of the very first strips has an unusual crowning moment of bad employment placement, when a [[Franchise/BioShock Big Daddy]] is put in charge of a day care center. Gentle, caring, loving... until [[RoaringRampageOfRevenge the parents come to pick up their kids.]]
* The end of the Nomura Syndrome arc: [[spoiler: The infected give all their blood to Canada Guy so he can have it treated at a Canadian hospital. He achieves this by smuggling it all in his veins. At once.]] The resultant exchanges and sight gags are utterly priceless.
* "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/925 Jared learns the hard way which two words you don't confuse.]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/comics/2012-08-27.jpg "Science can catch their own damn mammoth."]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/715 When all you have is a hammer...]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/517 "Whadda ya mean "don't fight Canadian guy to death on the front lawn"? Why else would I invite Canadian guy over?"]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/1353 "You know what? Screw it, I'm just gonna stage a "Best Moon Princess" contest..."]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/2013-02-25.jpg Random thoughts]], with Jared.
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-get-by-with-a-little-help-from-my-friends So...ice cream cake?]]
* [[Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar Kenshiro]] working at a [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-cant-take-credit-for-this-joke burger joint.]]
** As noted by the comments, the page becomes [[BlackComedy even more (darkly) hilarious]] if read right-to-left.
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/of-course-the-millipede-planet-has-an-oxygen-rich-atmosphere-how-else-would-the-millipedes-survive The millipede planet.]] Though it may count as nightmare fuel to some.
** [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/i-think-this-page-sumarizes-a-lot-of-what-i-like-about-commander There's something funny about a husky badass man cowering in fear from a millipede]].
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/pigeon-quality-is-directly-proportionate-to-pigeon-fatness Pigeons.]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/if-you-havent-seen-pacific-rim-yet-what-are-you-doing-go-now-drop-everything The Commander's wrecked from doing Jaeger Bombs all night.]] No, it's not alcohol and Red Bull.
* Sten getting addicted to [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/work-is-getting-in-the-way-of-my-games Cookie Clicker.]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/and-thats-how-jared-got-a-phd-in-petting-animals "Pokeball, go!"]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/06072010 Uh... Best you don't talk to him...]]
* Jared, the resident {{Cloudcuckoolander}} being the OnlySaneMan [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/jared-has-an-honourary-phd-in-pokemon-happiness among the Pokemon Professors.]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/praise-be-almighty-helix The absence of Commander Badass]] has created a temporary alternate present where everyone follows cult leader Jared. As [[LetsPlay/TwitchPlaysPokemon Bird Jesus]].
-->''' Bird Jesus!Jared:''' PRAISE HELIX!
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/everything-about-that-sentence-makes-me-chuckle "Well if that ain't just the least historically accurate thing I ever did see."]]
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/please-do-not-attempt-to-train-fire-at-home Commander Badass prefers free-range fire]]. Not because he's not a PyroManiac, but because he can ''glare'' a chemical reaction into obedience.
* "That is a '''[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/ive-been-waiting-to-draw-this-for-ages MEDICAL CONDITION!]]'''"
* "[[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/the-punchline-is-video-games-with-the-word-dragon-in-the-title Cyndi Lauper is banned by the Qun]]."
* [[http://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/re-people-who-keep-saying-they-dont-know-why-commander-isnt-tougher-on-jared AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA]]
** Sometimes they just do that fer 20 solid minutes. I got no idea why.