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* Bugshit insane the Smileys may be, but some of the stuff they say is ''hilarious.''
--> Give me back my damn shoes, you ''no-good [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment shoe-thieving shoe thief]]!'' \\
Let's all lay down like this guy! Maybe he's onto something! \\
GIMME YOUR HEAD JUICE!
* Although the fight with Pigsy is often cited as the most terrifying boss fight of any game, Cash's "executions" on him end up being hilarious: [[spoiler: first, when weakening Pigsy with the first three executions, Cash jams objects into Pigsy's back, causing him to [[ScreamsLikeALittleGirl squeal in pain]], and bitch-slap Cash off of him, [[DirtyCoward before running off]]. This causes Cash to [[{{Facepalm}} clutch his forehead]], less out of pain, and more out of seeming to say YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe. Then, the first time you lure him onto the steel platform, Pigsy [[OhCrap realizes his weight isn't doing any favors]] [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere and runs back to his original stage]]. Then the second time, he only has enough time to grab onto the edge of the floor as the platform completely gives out from under him, letting his chainsaw slide to Cash's feet. Cash then finishes off Pigsy by chainsawing off his hands, and causing all 1000 pounds of his lardy ass to splatter several floors below him]].
* [[PsychoElectro Forcing some poor schmuk to take shock therapy?]] [[DudeNotFunny Not Funny.]] But looking at the electric box, [[OurLawyersAdvisedThisTrope and seeing the neat, printed warning label that says]] "[[SophisticatedAsHell Please Note: This Really]] [[PrecisionFStrike Fucking]] [[CaptainObvious Hurts!]]"? [[CrossesTheLineTwice Hilarious.]]
* In the [[JustifiedTutorial the tutorial level]] of the original Manhunt, some graffiti on the wall is [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pointing out your first target]], ([[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy who is facing away from you until you kill him]]) with the message "[[LampshadeHanging Kill this dumb fuck]]".
** Immediately after that, when you're introduced to the "Hiding in the Shadows" mechanic, there's another message, this time pointing to a conspicuously shady segment of the wall: "[[CaptainObvious Hide, you shit!]]"
** "[[CaptainObvious Here's the crowbar, you wanker!]]" exists just after the above (at least) in the UK release. [[JumpScare You aren't getting it for free, though.]]
* In the "[[UnsexySadist Sexual Deviants]]", the "Dungeon" has [[BondageIsBad sexual torture scenes]] that make Film/{{Hostel}} look tame by comparison. However, sneaking into the Dungeon has a true CrowningMomentOfFunny that makes the subsequent terror almost bearable - there's a guard manning the door, and he won't let you in since you aren't one of the [[DepravedBisexual aptly-named Pervs]]. So, do you need to [[MuggedForDisguise kill a Perv]], [[DressingAsTheEnemy and dress up in his gimp suit?]] No, not quite - [[OffWithHisHead you chop of one of their heads]], and [[TheGuardsMustBeCrazy hold it up to the door slot to fool the guard]].
--> Guard: [[EmbarrassingNickName Georgy-boy]], c'mon in! ({{Beat}}) [[FailedASpotCheck Geez, you look like shit]]...
--> [[DeadpanSnarker Leo]]: [[LampshadeHanging Dumb fuck can't tell his mother from his meth dealer]].
** Apparently, a canned line of dialogue has a [[CrowningMomentOfFunny Crowning Moment Of]] BlackComedy, again from [[AxCrazy Leo]]:
--> Looks like we're [[IncrediblyLamePun a-HEAD]] of the game, Danny! [[DontExplainTheJoke Get it?! A- (Sigh) Forget it...]]
* This conversation between two [[TheMenInBlack Watchdogs]]
--> [[UpperClassTwit Watchdog]]: Spengler, look for Higgs and Spaulding - they should be coming from the "[[IsThatWhatTheyreCallingItNow adult specialty shop]]."
--> Spengler: [[BrutalHonesty It's called "porno", genius.]]

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