* The ending of the "Urban Renewal" quest. "[[spoiler:Hey, Majesty. You've deprived this town of all crime, amusement, and entertainment. It's a wholesome, safe, and dreadfully dull place to live, if you ask me. Outstanding work.]]"
** The beginning is at least as funny: "Um, Majesty, I have good news and bad. The good news is your uncle died!"
* Also the ending of "The Wizard's Curse". "Let's ride the catapult one more time - Pleeease?"
--> "Once we pluck all the Palace Guards from the surrounding trees and wheel the siege weapons back in storage, all should be well."
* The EasterEgg lines are quite amusing.
--> '''Guardhouse:''' 'Ey, whose turn for the donut run?\\
'''Priestess:''' [[BreakingTheFourthWall This game]] is to ''die'' for!\\
'''Temple to Lunord:''' Ok, that's four votes for decaf.\\
'''Warriors' Guild:''' It's all fun and games until someone loses a [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall pixel]]!
* Some of the "flee" lines are funny even as your heroes frustrate you with their gutlessness.
** The dwarves and paladins are clearly trying to save their pride.
-->"Dauros has spared you... for now!"\\
"If I had my good hammer, you'd be sorry!"
** The rangers simply say "ooh, tough fight!" and leg it.
** Fervus' followers have no shame.
-->'''Cultist:''' Runnn...RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN!\\
'''Warrior of Discord:''' Bawwwwwk-bawk-bawk-bawk!