These entries are (roughly) in (approximate) chronological order (maybe). The further down the page you go, the more likely you are to run into spoilers.
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* Not even five minutes into the first episode of ''Negima!'' we see Asuna in a fish costume doing a ridiculous dance and chant for Professor Takahata's love, and then - out of nowhere, compared to the manga - we get this gem from Creator/GregAyres, in a British accent.
--> '''Negi:''' "Hello there. Not everyone can be lucky in love."
** The beginning of the very next episode has this gem from Asuna in the English dub after discovering Negi is a Wizard:
--> '''Asuna:''' "If blowing up a girls skirt is your idea of a magic trick you little perv then watch me make you disappear!"
** The English dub of the first Anime does have some good lines. Heck even the second one does, episode 7 from Negima!? is brilliant:
--> '''Zazie:''' "My... clothes are flying... (Sayo is wearing them)
* In the chapter after [[spoiler:Negi and Asuna's showdown with Eva and Chachamaru]], an ecstatic Eva[[note]]who just learned that Nagi might still be alive[[/note]] tells Negi about clues regarding his father that were left in Kyoto. The funny clincher: [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v04/c026/10.html cue to Eva trying to suck Negi's blood from his right arm as payment for the info]]. (Negi's clueless look on that panel, up to the following dialogue was just icing on the cake...)
-->'''Negi:''' ''(still in shock)'' P-Please don't bite me!
-->'''Eva:''' Aw, c'mon. Think of it as payment for the information...
** The [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v08/c063/14.html bloodsucking bit]] [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v08/c063/15.html comes back]] a few chapters later, and this time it gets [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything heavily misinterpreted by the gang...]]
* Right after [[spoiler:Nodoka's confession to Negi]], the [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v04/c034/2.html beginning of the next chapter]] has Negi in BlankWhiteEyes + LuminescentBlush + JawDrop mode, still trying to digest what had happened.
* Negi revealing himself to be the new homeroom teacher. The manga is funny to be sure, but in Negima?!, [[{{Beat}} there is dead silence]] for around ''ten full seconds.'' And then Negi gets swarmed by every girl in the room except Asuna and [[MetaGuy Chisame]].
* At the beginning of the seventh volume, Asuna starts acting as though she has suddenly fallen in love with Negi, which was done dramatically ([[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c054/17.html more or less]]) until it was revealed that she had partaken of a LovePotion by mistake. She starts to act relieved...and then ''[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c054/19.html this happens]]''.
** The fact that the victim of TheGlomp has a major BodyguardCrush on the girl who's latched onto her makes it even funnier.
* Evangeline bursting into the room of the exhausted "Guardian Angels" towards the end of the Kyoto arc with a rousing [[ShoutOut "Transform and]] [[{{Transformers}} Roll Out!"]].
* The quite-hilarious {{Shipping}} banter between Negi and Setsuna during the first day of the [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/mahou_sensei_negima/en/0/82/page/17 Mahora]] [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/mahou_sensei_negima/en/0/82/page/18 Festival]]. The tirades get better by the time she admits of [[BodyguardCrush her feelings for her charge:]]
-->'''Setsuna:''' In any case, I already have Konoka ojou-sama as...
-->'''Negi:''' Ah... [[SayItWithHearts So it really is that...]]
-->''(Beat)''
-->'''Setsuna:''' N-NO! That's not, um... That's not what I meant!
-->'''Negi:''' Ahahahahaha! Setsuna-san, so it really is Konoka-san!
-->'''Setsuna:''' What about you then, Negi-sensei? Asuna-san or Nodoka-san; which one of them do you like?
-->'''Negi:''' Why did the topic change to that?!
* Nodoka's perfect [=CMoF=]: "Still, there are no good ways to resolve a love triangle, after all.. What should I do...? My desired... solution... '''''[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c165/8.html Saishoudoukin?!?]]'''''" [[CovertPervert Little pervert]]... She'd be a ''freak'' if it wasn't for her social / self-esteem issues.
--> '''Chamo:''' "Saishoudoukin." Well... you sure know some hard words, young lady. I guess they don't call you a book lover for nothing."
** [[PerverseSexualLust Heck yes.]] There is a reason why she has outclassed even ''Evangeline'' in the Ero Factor levels on Chamo's Love Negi list...
*** The absolute best part of that page? The facial expressions. Starting with the little doodle of Nodoka, Negi, and Yue sharing a bed looking completely sweet and innocent. Nodoka and Negi are all smiles, and Yue is [[EmotionlessGirl all "doo-de-doo-de-doo..."]] Not to mention Nodoka's BSOD, and the ZOMGWTFBBQ look on Negi's face, in the panels under it.
*** Notice that in the little panel that's censored: A) all three are nude, and B) Yue is ''on top of Negi''. ''Wow'', Nodoka, just wow.
** When Nodoka's preparing for her date with Negi in volume ten, she ends up desperately trying ''not'' to think about French-kissing Negi, which makes a picture of it appear in her artifact, captioned on top by [[ShayGuy my]] personal favorite line in the entire manga: "'''TODAY'S GOAL'''".
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c053/ Don't leave shikigami clones alone for too long...]]
* In the Mahora Fest Tournament Takane is hit by a [[ClothingDamage strip beam]] while most of the cast is surprised/horrified Chizuru [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v11/c095/17.html laughs at her]]
* Chisame is a {{Muggle}} without a WeirdnessCensor, resulting in her questioning why no one else thinks having a robot classmate is strange and an extended breakdown over the course of the tournament arc.
* When Chao reveals [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c162/6.html her ultimate weapon,]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c162/7.html these reaction faces happen.]]
** What's the best weapon to use against your young, charismatic nemesis with a large, fiercely competitive UnwantedHarem? [[spoiler:A family tree from the future with the name of his wife and children.]]
-->"[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c162/10.html Negi Party Obliterated]] - Record time: 57 seconds!"
** What's even funnier, Makie and Ayaka appear out of nowhere just in time to question its existence and demand to see its contents. priceless...
** How does this get resolved? Asuna '''[[KillItWithFire burns it]]'''
* Albireo Imma's interactions with Eva (he and Nagi are said to be her natural enemies). For example:
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v12/c101/19.html Eva's]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v12/c102/9.html reactions]] to the upped stakes in the bet on the Setsuna/Asuna bout.
** Their [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v30/c272/7.html discussion]] over what might happen if Negi accepts [[spoiler:Kurt Godel's]] offer.
** On the subject of Albireo, [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v13/c111/12.html this]]:
--->'''Albireo''': Don't worry, I'm not planning anything devious.\\
'''Kaede''': Can I trust you on that?\\
'''Colonel Sanders''': I swear to god on my name (smiles)\\
'''Kaede''': That's a pretty difficult-to-trust smile.\\
'''Colonel Sanders''': I get that a lot.
* Chapter 222: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v24/c222/13.html Tea is EXTREMELY Serious Business.]] Special note of the last panel, with Negi's hilariously pissed off face.
* Just about anything [[BoisterousBruiser Jack Rakan]] does usually counts. Especially the method he uses to defeat Fate's minions.
** You'll note that while both he and his opponents come out unharmed in that fight, [[ButtMonkey Chamo]] gets stabbed through the chest and no one seems to care.
** Chapter 247 gives us one of the best RedBaron type nicknames ever: "That Damn Guy Who You Can Stab With Swords All You Like And It Won't Do A Thing, Dammit!"
** Considering Akamatsu's extensive use of of GodivaHair and BarbieDollAnatomy during bath scenes, the fact that Rakan gets ''[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v22/c204/7.html mosaic]]'' is somehow incredibly funny.
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c259/5.html Jack Rackan faces Fate's girls again.]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c259/6.html Yes]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c259/7.html LIKE THAT]]. Fate's face in the first page makes it even ''funnier''.
*** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c260/4.html The end of that fight]] is probably the most hilarious part. [[spoiler:[[CurbStompBattle Five Minutes Later...]]]]
* Chapter 235 has one of the funniest SamusIsAGirl moments ''ever''. [[spoiler:Remember that perverted bounty hunter with Main/NaughtyTentacles from chapter 212? '''She''' likes boobies.]] Also a ''lot'' of SkinshipGrope.
** Even funnier when you notice that this character is [[spoiler:a BountyHunter who wears concealing PoweredArmor]], similar to the [[TropeNamer trope-naming character]].
* Chapter 218: The [[BadAssBoast Captain of the 17. Unit of the bounty-hunting division of the mercenary association "Canis Niger" Alexander "Twilight" Zaytsev]] was called [[spoiler:Chiko-tan]] back at his home town. With [[spoiler:Idol Star nonetheless]].
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c165/13.html Makie can't think of any worries]].
** On the same page: "Ch-Chizu-nee went and... (A large number of spring onions...)"; "I get stripped." The response? "Please have faith in life."
** For the record, it doesn't mean "having too many worries to pick one from", as she has none to pick ''from''. Which is a worry in itself. [[LogicBomb But then she really ''does'' have a worry, but if she has a worry, then she can't worry about not having any worries, because she would have one, but if she did, she wouldn't...]] I think I see why she needed a therapist. Just thinking about it gave me a headache.
** Much later, we get a [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c253/9.html completely straight example of what this might mean]]. Fits so exactly it almost has to be a callback...
*** Aaaaand Makie not having any worries has now graduated to the level of a [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v33/c298/3.html plot point]].
* Don't forget [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v20/c183/14.html the paint job on Ayaka's private jet.]]
* In Chapters [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v19/c175/3.html 175]] and [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v20/c183/12.html 183]], Mana and Kaede's attempts to get discounts at the cinema.
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v25/c229/10.html Sayo lets us all know the deep, political implications of Fate's schemes.]]
* Don't forget the [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c061/14.html Kung]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c061/15.html Fu]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c061/16.html Shark]].
-->'''Negi:''' THE SHARK KNOWS KENPO?!
** More like [[IncrediblyLamePun Ku Fei Shark]]...
* The incidents involving people finding out about the Pactios get increasingly hilarious. First, [[UnluckyChildhoodFriend Anya]] was bonding with Yue and Nodoka until she found out, and ''ran away screaming''. Later, a boast about having a FirstKiss with Negi recieves the response, "You're the eighth ones", and another girl runs off screaming. Finally, come chapter 344...
--> [[spoiler: Kakizaki]]: ...Back up for a second. How many people in class have those cards. All of you who have one of those Pactawhatever cards, hands up and cards out!
** The girls with cards show them with varying degrees of embarrassment, [[SchoolgirlLesbian Setsuna sheepishly admits she has two]]. The final count is two-thirds of the class.
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c251/7.html Chapter 251]] has Negi attempting to fight off the Ariadne guards without hurting them. His solution? Pull out the BlackMagic... and combine it with the series' primary disarming spell. Nodoka's OhCrap look in the preceding panel makes it even better, as she's obviously aware of what's about to happen.
* Jack Rakan's PensieveFlashback has some moments, too. Such as how Rakan defeated Eishun, or some insights on the princesses' personality: Arika once smacked Nagi for ''refusing to go shopping with her''.
** Not to mention Zect's quips.
* Fate attacking Asuna with [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c046/6.html Water]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c046/7.html Spirits]]... that tickle her into submission. [[ClothingDamage While Naked.]] When [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v06/c046/8.html Setsuna and Negi arrive immediately after the fact]], they naturally assume the worst. ([[NotSafeForWork NSFW]])
** When they start groping Asuna, Fate takes out a spell book.
--->'''Fate''': ''(With spellbook in hand)'' Huh... so it was that kind of spell... (Although I didn't mean to take off her clothes).
* The [[ThereIsOnlyOneBed "Negi Wars"]]. In fact, Anya herself is a walking CMOF until she enters the MagicWorld.
** Kotaro's [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v20/c180/16.html reaction in the beginning]]. Not to mention the [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v20/c180/21.html conclusion and aftermath]].
* Chapter 253. [[spoiler:Haruna's [[ArtInitiatesLife magical life-like "pactio kiss-training"]] [[ArtInitiatesLife "Nugi" DK-1 golem]] with a '''23.5 centimeter-long tongue''' (which, due to Haruna [[DoubleEntendre deliberately omitting the last word]], was [[GagPenis mistaken for something else entirely]])]]. [[spoiler:[[DeusSexMachina Said golem goes out of control]].]] 'Nuff said. For those who are really curious, see [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c253/13.html this]] and [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c253/14.html this]].
--> '''[[spoiler:Akira]]''': That never happened... That never happened...
* The revelation, way back when Chachamaru was [[WhatIsThisThingYouCallLove discovering love]], that she was, er, discovering love. Everything from Hakase's long winded rant in one speech bubble, to the fact that her "memories" of Negi are quite literally image files that she's been saving, and ''Hakase looks through her memories using Windows''. That's right, the ''robot capable of love'' is apparently either backwards-compatible, or ''running on Windows''.
** Obviously,she's using VNC and SSH to remotely browse Chachamaru. :-P
** Expansion of acronyms for the non-tech-savvy?
** Virtual Network Computing (controlling one computer by interacting with another) and Secure Shell (protocol that lets data be shared between said computers safely). Funny because these are indeed technologies we use today.
*** Please, she's a MadScientist; she probably just created her own OS that superficially resembles windows. Using existing technology would just be boring...
* Chapter 256: Rakan's demonstration of the ''[[SwordBeam Zanmaken: Ni No Tachi]]'' and his new name for it. As well as Setsuna's reaction.
--> '''Rakan:''' [[spoiler:I call this technique the [[ShipperOnDeck "In Celebration Of My First Kiss With Ojou-sama Strike"]]! How about it?]]
-->'''Setsuna:''' [[spoiler:''WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!'' You were watching?!]]
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v10/c084/15.html "Negi, the Kissing Terminator"]]. The aftermath? [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v10/c085/9.html Asuna]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v10/c085/10.html literally]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v10/c085/11.html has]] [[OutWithABang a near-death experience]].
** [[ScreamDiscretionShot So does Negi.]]
** Asuna's FreudianSlip... and the result.
--->'''Asuna:''' Don't worry! Leave it to me, Honya! I will protect your lips! If you want to kiss Honya-chan, you've gotta kiss me first!
--->''([[BeatPanel Beat]])''
--->''([[BeatPanel Beat]])''
--->''([[BeatPanel Beat]])''
--->'''Negi:''' I understand. Then I'll kiss Asuna-san first.
--->'''Asuna:''' Eh? Ahhh... Oh! Ah, that's not right. I meant to say "You have to beat me first." I said it wrong, it doesn't count.
* Chapter 257. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c257/2.html Negi's Chick Magnet status causes some jealousy.]]
--> "...are [[UnwantedHarem all of those Nagi's girls...?]] Truly, the world is unfair..."
--> "Yeah, I'm starting to think somebody does need to kick his ass one of these days..."
* Chapter 260: Jack Rakan can see the flashbacks too. That is, ''other people's flashbacks''.
--> '''Rakan:''' Nothing is impossible for me.
** [[PantyThief "Hi-Ougi: Muon Mekuri & Nugashi Jutsu!"]] [[MarilynManeuver "Rakaaan... Bakufuuken! Soyokaze Reppuuken!"]]
--->'''Rakan:''' Creating a tempest whirling at speeds of a hundred kilometers per hour around the target, whilst the target herself feels nothing but the soft touch of a gentle breeze! Truly the ultimate wind technique for granting the dreams of men!!
* Negi and Ku's [[MundaneMadeAwesome awesome]] armwrestling match. So intense it ''leaves a crater in the floor''. And did I mention they sat down to do this in the middle of a formal high society ball?
** And that crater is purely from Ku Fei's ''Ki'', she didn't pin Negi's hand or that would have ended the match right there. Ku Fei's [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c261/18.html mind game]] after the pactio.
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v22/c203/18.html "Make a bad face and punch"]] when Negi first starts learning from Jack Rakan.
-->'''Rakan''': [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v22/c203/19.html That's it! NICE DARKNESS!]]
-->'''Chisame''': NO, that's wrong in every sense of the word! Who is that?!
* From chapter 262: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c262/18.html this]].
** Chizuru: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c262/13.html 400 points]].
* Chachamaru. [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything Winding]]. That is all.
** "Ah! My hand slipped!"
** Asakura gets into this as well, [[http://www.batoto.net/read/_/2266/mahou-sensei-negima_v23_ch210_by_aquastar/7 much to Chachamaru's displeasure...]]
--->'''Asakura:''' Fess up! Do you like the way Negi screws, or do you just like the fact that it's him screwing? Or is it both?!
** A subtler one, which becomes funny between her expression and what she just [[TheImmodestOrgasm went]] [[UpToEleven through]]: "[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c263/6.html Main event?]]"
* In Ch. 269, the [[UseYourHead method]] Nagi uses to stop Arika's SelfDeprecation. Her reaction is priceless, too. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v30/c269/10.html Shocked-looking Chibi!Arika]] = funny (and also looks pretty much exactly the same as Negi does when he's in the same state). And don't forget Nagi's facial expression while he was doing it.
** Also, Arika is a {{Tsundere}} to the last. How does she respond to the most ''[[Awesome/MahouSenseiNegima awesomely]] [[Heartwarming/MahouSenseiNegima romantic]]'' rescue imaginable?
---> '''Arika''': I do not dislike you.
*** This was after Nagi told her she's speaking too quietly; and he thinks she still is, though he's almost certainly bluffing and just wants her to get over her ShrinkingViolet moment on her own. She does, which leads to the following exchange:
----> '''Arika''': Well?! Is there something wrong with that?!
----> '''Nagi''' (smirks): [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming No... Nothing at all. (cue one prolonged deep kiss)]]
** And after Nagi kisses Arika he cuddles her and says "Awww, you poor little thing! You've really gone and lost weight in there, huh? Though it looks like that hasn't stopped your chest from growing..." to which Arika responds by [[MegatonPunch punching him clear into the sky]].
*** That sentence wouldn't be complete with this caption "All for me!". Seriously, I almost went to the hospital because of oxygen deprivation (from laughing nonstop!).
* Chapter 270. After the BackStory is over and the girls are all "aaaaaaw, it all had a happy ending", look at Kurt Godel's face in the first panel. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v30/c270/2.html Prepare to start laughing]].
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v30/c270/8.html Kuu Fei's reaction to the whole BackStory.]] Priceless.
** [[spoiler:Yue]]'s friends's reactions? [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v30/c270/9.html Even better!]]
** Emily's reaction to Haruna [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v30/c270/10.html addressing Yue without using an honorific]].
** And then comes [[spoiler:Nodoka]] and her mind probing skills.
--->'''[[spoiler:Nodoka:]]''' Kurt-san... You had feelings for [[spoiler:Arika-sama]], didn't you?
--->'''Kurt:''' Hm?
--->''(Beat)''
--->''(Cue Kurt's OhCrap face complete with sweatdrops)''
--->'''[[spoiler:Nodoka:]]''' Ah... I knew it...
--->'''Kurt:''' ''(still in a bit of shock)'' That's quite enough of that...
* Negi loses his magic-enabling ring. Evangeline teases him about it. Akira [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c166/12.html comes to her own conclusion]].
** Negi's FourthWallBreaking "Kilroy was here" pose just adds to the hilarity.
** For some reason, [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v18/c166/5.html this scene]] in that chapter cracks me up.
---> '''Akira:''' [[{{Ecchi}} H]] [[SayItWithHearts <3]] ''("doinks" Negi on the head)''
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v27/c249/6.html Aaaaaaaargh!]] [[PersonOfMassDestruction It's the HUMAN ATOMIC BOMB!]]
** Then Rakan totally runs with it.
--->'''Rakan''': Watch out, girly! Here comes the human atomic bomb!
--->'''Natsumi''': Noooo! I'm going to be violated!
*** And then Chisame stops the joke with ''an impromptu [[WrestlerInAllOfUs Shining Wizard]]''.
* [[DeathOfAThousandCuts Death of a thousand]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v22/c204/4.html cats]].
* In Ch. 273, the close-up image of [[spoiler:Kurt Godel's face being smashed by Takahata's attack]].
** Same chapter, [[spoiler:"These youngsters seem to be beating you senseless."]]
* Chapter 274. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v30/c274/3.html Sayo and her]] [[GatlingGood Gatling Gun]].
-->'''Sayo''': Ah...Uhmm, [[ApologeticAttacker please stay away okay!?]] It's dangerous!
** Made even funnier by the fact that a couple panels later, it's clear that Sayo's enjoying it.
* "Nagi and Rakan are keeping a healthy distance, each staking out the other in a cold, staring, deadlock." [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v27/c242/4.html And then on the next page...]]
* Chapter 283. Nodoka tries to read [[spoiler:the fake Asuna aka Shiori]]'s mind. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v31/c283/11.html This is what her Artifact says.]]
* Chachamaru's [[KillSat artifact]], while BadAss, [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v31/c281/15.html looks quite hilarious.]] Princess Theo's comment on its appearance is what makes the moment.
-->'''Theo:''' ''({{Sweat Drop}}ping)'' Wh..What exactly is this ridiculous object..?
** And if the handheld component of the artifact (the Target Designator unit) isn't [[LethalJokeWeapon hilarious looking]] enough...
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v07/c056/15.html Makie tries helping Negi early on in chapter 56. Just look at Konoka in the background.]]
* In the very first volume, Negi's eventual exasperated, resigned reaction to all the female attention? Just three succinct words. "DAMN MY CHARISMA!"
** Please specify what chapter and page please. I want to look it up.
*** It may just be in the Del Rey translation that he says that. IIRC, [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v01/c005/8.html this]] is the page.
*** One of Del Rey's better line changes. Another funny one is Asuna's "Are you on CRACK!?" in response to Negi wanting to be trained by Evangeline (which Eva repeats word-for-word when he asks her), or Evangeline's "Time to transform and roll out!" at the end of the Kyoto arc.
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v23/c210/13.html Chapter 210]] gives us one of the cheerleader's opinions of what happened to Negi and co. It's even funnier when you realize the alien is the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chupacabra same image]] that was used to describe Evangeline as a vampire.
* Chapter 285. The gang opens up the Magia Erebia scroll to try to figure out how to deal with Negi's newfound SuperpoweredEvilSide and accidentally find out [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v31/c285/6.html how Evangeline spends her free time]] (warning: exposed skin).
* The bottom right panel on [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v04/c034/11.html this page]]. Perhaps not the crowning moment for the series, but for Asakura at least. [[spoiler:She's monologuing on the toilet]].
** If you note the position of her skirt, it's not likely that she's actually ''using'' it. she's probably just in there fore the privacy.
* Chisame's [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v32/c287/2.html reaction]] to [[spoiler:discovering that Yuuna's parents were mages.]]
-->'''Chisame''': Normal people are a rare and precious commodity in a class like ours!
** Hers and Chamo's [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v32/c288/17.html faces and reactions]] to Negi's suggestion to Akira that they form a Pactio. The differences are amazing.
--->'''Chamo''': Here he comes! (That's my bro!)
--->'''Chisame''': His natural gigolo talk!
* Chapter 289. [[spoiler:Yuuna gets vaguely romantic and uncharacteristically serious to persuade Negi to kiss her for a pactio... and then, once she gets the card, she starts ''doing a happy dance over said card.'']]
-->'''Yuuna''': Oh... WOOHOO! With this...
-->'''Negi''': [[spoiler:She wanted the card.]]
* No mention Negi's first hot spring experience in Kyoto.
-->'''Setsuna''': [[GroinAttack I... I'm sorry, sensei!]]
* Fate [[PetTheDog patting one of his catgirl]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v32/c290/15.html servants on the head]] [[spoiler:with his severed arm]]. Plus the other servants' reaction.
* [[ObliviousToLove Negi]] finds out [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v32/c288/11.html that someone is attracted to him.]]
--> '''Negi''': '''EH...? E... H... EEEHH??!!! IS IS IS IS THAT SO??!!! AH HMM EH OH.'''
* The "not at all serious" [[http://vetus.wordpress.com/biblestat/ character stats page]] has a few hilarious entries.
-->Negi Springfield:
--->Understanding of the Female Heart: 2
--->Sis-con: 8
-->Aisaka Sayo:
--->Existence: 3
-->Kakizaki Misa:
--->Shota-con: 8
--->Seductive Assault: 8
--->Negi Prowling: 8
-->Sakurazaki Setsuna:
--->Kono-chan♡: 10
--->Ojou-sama!: 10
-->Karakuri Chachamaru:
--->Protecting and Taking Care of Eva: 8
--->Messing with Eva: 9
-->Naba Chizuru:
--->Likeness to Middle Schooler: 2
-->Hakase Satomi:
--->MadScientist: 10
-->Zazie Rainyday:
--->Number of Lines: 1
--->Enigma: 10
* Negi's {{Chick Magnet}}ism [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v32/c291/18.html finally gets to Eva-chan]]
-->'''Eva:''' You're four hundred [[YearsTooEarly years too early]] TO BE SPOUTING LINES LIKE THAT, BRAT!
* Chapter 292: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v32/c292/14.html The explanation of the plan]] [[spoiler:to defeat Fate]]. Seriously, it HAS to be seen.
** I especially love the "perverted four eyed human slicer" bit used to describe [[PsychoLesbian Tsukuyomi]].
** How about the "Space-Time [[VaporWear No Underwear]] Duo"? (aka Tamaki and Koyomi)
* The look on Negi's face when [[spoiler:Zazie]] appears from out of nowhere to fight him in the VeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon in the Magical World is ''priceless''. A mixture of "what the hell" and "OhCrap".
** It's especially funny because it perfectly mirrors the looks on the readers' faces.
* Chisame's LampshadeHanging when [[spoiler:Zazie]] showed up
-->'''Chisame:''' No, no, no... this is just not happening! (aside)''It's just stupid!'' You can't just throw stuff like this into the story out of nowhere...! Where's the foreshadowing?! / I - I mean, okay, so [[spoiler:Zazie]] has been the most suspicious member of our class since God-knows-when, but still...!
* Chapter 297: Where everybody's version of [[spoiler:Cosmo Entelechia, [[LotusEaterMachine a world where basically all your dreams have come true]]]] is revealed and all we get to see from Setsuna's is [[spoiler:a naked Konoka, [[NakedApron wearing only an apron]]!]].
** Question: Are we sure this was Setsuna's fantasy and not Konoka's.
*** We're sure. Because the next page reveals Konoka's dream which was to play with Setsuna as kids. Then again, there is that possibility...
*** In Konoka's perfect world, Setsuna would call her "Kono-chan", instead of "Ojou-sama." That's definitely Setsuna's dream.
** Made even more hilarious by [[spoiler:Zazie]] going all ComicallySerious at THAT sight. "My apologies."
** And no points for guessing what Nodoka's version of [[spoiler:Cosmo Entelechia]] [[OT3 is]].
** What about Shiori/[[spoiler:Luna]]'s version? [[spoiler:Hello, Negi/Shiori/Fate threesome!]]
** They're not the only ones who wishes for such. [[spoiler:Chachamaru's dream involves herself, [[BodyguardCrush Negi and Eva]]!]]
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v33/c297/4.html THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! WHAT KIND OF MOTHER AND CHILD ARE YOU?!]]
--->'''Arika:''' I-I must apologize for my terrible husband...
* In chapter 298, [[spoiler:fake!Zazie states that both her artifact and Cosmo Entelecheia are ineffective against what the Internet would call "rea-juus". Makie, being [[TheDitz Makie]], has no clue what that means.]]
-->'''Makie:''' [[spoiler:Like....[[GettingCrapPastTheRadar a Jew that comes from behind...?]]]]
** Chisame's reaction to that she is immune to Cosmo Entelechia...when she learns that she is completely satisfied with her life, her brain breaks when she realizes that she has wholeheartedly accepted the all the magical shit in her life.
* In chapter 299, while everyone was awakening from their versions of [[spoiler:Cosmo Entelecheia]], [[TokenEvilTeammate Haruna]] muttered, "World dominatio...huh?" You truly are ChaoticNeutral, huh?
** Also, [[spoiler:Setsuna and Kuu's]] [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v33/c299/9.html reactions]] when [[spoiler:Mana and Kaede]] speak about [[spoiler:Cosmo Entelecheia]] are ''priceless''
** Even better: Chisame AGAIN [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v33/c299/6.html talking like a]] GamerChick upon seeing [[spoiler:"Poyo" aka Zazie's sister]] go OneWingedAngel. And to amp the hilarity even more, [[spoiler:Poyo]] '''replies in game terms.'''
-->'''Chisame:''' OH GOD, SHE IS TOTALLY A FINAL BOSS CHARACTER! LOOK AT THAT DESIGN!
--> '''[[spoiler:Poyo]]:''' ''(completely [[TheComicallySerious deadpan]])'' I have a rather high status among [[spoiler:demonfolk]]. Yes, high enough to be "final boss material".
* In chapter 73 [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v09/c073/7.html lower right panel]]. You have to love the look on their faces. Also, why is Negi wearing a bra?
** Again in Chapter 73, We find out what kind of drunk Negi is [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v09/c073/13.html in the lower right panel]].
-->'''Nita-sensei''': Oh no, the crying begins...
* Chapter 300. On the first page no less! When listing off all the characters and their BossSubtitles, [[RobotGirl Chachamaru's]] was "Ulimate Megaweapon of ''Love''".
** From the same chapter, Anya tries her very best to be {{Tsundere}} about Negi, and fails miserably because all the {{Next Tier Power Up}}s he's had have left him waay too badass for her to handle, so her ''utter awe'' kinda breaks the "I don't really care about him" claims.
* You thought [[spoiler:Dynamis]] was a serious guy? Read chapter 301. His image of being the most serious guy pretty much falls down like the walls of Jericho.
** Oh God. Ever since [[spoiler:we saw his face]], the guy has become a walking CrowningMomentOfFunny. CrossPoppingVeins, growling whenever he remembers [[spoiler:Takamichi and Godel]], LargeHam declarations, his interactions with Koyomi, etc. And it's actually ''awesome'', since Akamatsu could've botched it up real bad storyline-wise but it actually ''works''.
** The part where Takane asks everyone to don her darkness armor, with everyone refusing because of its tendency to disappear.
** Another one, still from him: '''WE PLAYED DEAD!'''
** And then in chapter 304 [[spoiler:he strips!]] Right before the eyes of Negi´s all-female team...
*** Their reactions are what really make it hilarious, particularly Yuna's "DAFUQ?!" face:
--->'''Dynamis''': "[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v33/c304/7.html I am Dynamis! HAHH!]]"
--->'''Everyone else''': 0_0
* Even in the depths of the VeryDefinitelyFinalDungeon and hiding from an army of demon puppets, the GenreShift is not ''entirely'' in effect.
--> '''Yue''': Uh, are we not in a very serious situation? This is no time to be acting like we're in a romantic comedy!
* Chapter 304. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v33/c304/15.html "The process is simple! I just give you a shot of concentrated magic-soup drug...straight into your butt!"]]
--> '''Yuna''': "...In the butt?"
--> '''Ako''': "In the butt!"
--> '''Yuna''': "With that?"
--> '''Ako''': "Uh-huh!"
** Note the needle is 1.8 cm thick so it justifies the fact they ran away from her immediately after this exchange.
*** "Why are you running?!" Gee, I wonder.
* 305 has [[spoiler:Kotaro]] telling the infiltration group ([[spoiler:Yue and her friends, Natsumi, Sayo, Chamo and Asakura]]) to be careful and not let their guard down. [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v34/c305/6.html Guess what happens seconds later...]]
* Dynamis continues to be an epic ham [[spoiler:even after being cut in half.]]
** To which Ku Fei responds by [[spoiler:delivering a ShutUpHannibal at Dynamis by poking him with her stick]].
* In his bid to gain the highest Cmof/chapter ratio, we have Dynamis's reaction to one of Fate's girls, in fiery one, trying to shield him from Negi's final attack, and keep in mind that he is [[HalfTheManHeUsedToBe currently half a body.]]and the girl in front of him is in her birthday suit
--> '''Dynamis''': "So hot..."
--> '''Dynamis''': "Seriously hot..."
* Chapter 209: Chisame [[AngerBornOfWorry chasing Negi and Jack around]] with a pillow. Even funnier in the animated version.
* Several instances appear where a character will get beaten up in such a manner that you only see the scene before and after the violence. They can be hard to catch because the detail is completely irrelevant to the important discussions that accompany them, but the hilarity is worth it. Examples include:
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v02/c007/8.html Mahora's principal and Shizuna discuss Negi's progress as a teacher.]]
** A minor, almost offscreen version, but [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v09/c073/6.html Chisame calls Chizuru "Old"]]
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v29/c267/13.html Rakan talks with Nagi about Arika.]]
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v25/c231/10.html (see next page as well) Does Nagi worry about Arika?]]
* 316: [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v35/c316/4.html Natsumi gets dizzy because it's getting worse!]]
** [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v35/c316/15.html MEANWHILE ON EARTH...]] Holy MoodWhiplash, Batman!
* Many of Chisame and Rakan's early interactions count... Especially when [[http://manga.redhawkscans.com/reader/read/mahou_sensei_negima/en/0/217/page/8 Rakan discovers Negi's Pactios...]] by ''pickpocketing'' them from the inside of his cloak...
--> '''Rakan:''' And you even got little Chisame here too! Ooohoohoo! I knew it; it really is like that with you two! Mwahahahaha!!!
--> '''Chisame:''' Wha--NO!
--> '''Rakan:''' You may say no, but you ''did'' kiss the kid, didn't ya? Mwa~h! A real hot one, nyohohohoho!
--> ''(Cue another Shining Wizard to Rakan...)''
* Chapter 321 has two notable ones: the first one comes when it turns out that Sakurako [[spoiler:[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v35/c321/11.html bet that the spectacle above Mahora was a "castle from a magical country which suddenly appeared"]]]], but then remarks that that she guesses her bet is "way off". The second comes is a cross between this and [[SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments Crowning Moment of Heartwarming]] when Evangeline remarks that if anything happens, she'll take care of it somehow. The cute look on Zazie's face, and Evangeline's reaction, is priceless
--> '''Zazie:''' Do you like-
--> '''Evangeline:''' *cutting across Zazie* I DO NOT!! God, you're annoying!
* Way back at the beginning of the festival we have [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v10/c084/15.html Negi's Rape Face.]]
* Rakan has [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v28/c256/2.html no weak points.]]
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v35/c324/4.html Makie making an amnesiac Yue bite her tongue mid-spell]]. Then updating her on the myriad of crushes on and outright love for Negi in their class.
* When Jack and Nagi's fight first starts, Rakan let's loose a massive attack that shakes the entire arena and knocks Theo off her feet. She immediately grabs the microphone.
-->'''Theo:''' Jack, you ''idiot'', WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?
-->'''Rakan:''' I guess I overdid it a little, huh?
-->'''Theo:''' What are you going to do if you killed him?
-->'''Attendant:''' Princess, stop! The whole country can hear you!
* Chapter 328's [[spoiler:[[CallingYourAttacks Stupid Dad Punch]]]]. Probably overlaps with an AwesomeMoment as well.
* [[spoiler:When Fate counters Negi's lightning form with the method that Rakan described in his match with Negi and explains that he was watching the fight,]] the look on Negi's face is ''priceless''.
* [[spoiler:Rakan returns from Cosmo Entelecheia out of nowhere, for the '''second time''']] with nothing but pure fighting spirit and not giving a damn.
* In chapter 332, [[spoiler:Dynamis summons the ancient Guardian Dragon, Vrixo Nagasha.]] Cue this exchange:
-->'''Albireo:''' It's your old friend, right? Do something about it!
-->'''Rakan:''' [[CasualDangerDialog Don't wanna. It's huge.]]
** Also, when [[spoiler:Zazie]] arrives to meet up with the other 3-A girls:
-->[[spoiler:Zazie]]: [[http://www.mangareader.net/mahou-sensei-negima/332/13 "I have]] [[http://www.mangareader.net/mahou-sensei-negima/332/14 brought them!"]]
-->''(a portal opens and drops [[spoiler:Ayaka, Sakurako and the twins]] on the floor)''
* Chapter 333: [[spoiler:Rakan calls Evangeline "loli-grandma". Eva then includes him in her uber-spell's targeting. He dodges anyway.]]
* Anytime [[{{Jerkass}} Secundum]] [[ShutUpHannibal gets beaten up by one of the heroes.]] [[KickTheSonOfABitch Or Fate.]] Secundum abuse [[ButtMonkey never gets old.]]
* Chapter 334: [[spoiler: Asuna and Negi having the same argument, even with the Life Maker RIGHT BEHIND THEM. Fate's face as he's listening says it all.]]
** And Eva snaps them out of it: [[spoiler:"Hey, Asuna? It's alright to flirt, but... there's something really bad behind you." Asuna and Negi turn around to see Lifemaker preparing a ''ridiculously enormous spell'' aimed right at them.]]
* Chapter 335: [[spoiler: Tohsaka, after being resurrected, wakes up only to find himself bowled over into a [[TheGlomp glomp]] by a teary-eyed Ako. Two of his coworkers witness this and get a good laugh at him, after which he promptly beats them up for it, causing Ako to SweatDrop.]]
* Chapter 336: [[spoiler: To quote Fate when he was telling his Harem that Negi was too busy to hang with them: ''He (Negi) already belongs to me, give it up''.]] The looks on their faces? Priceless.
** Makie and Natsumi agree to help Yue confess to Negi. Cue in Nodoka, who ''[[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v37/c336/14.html jumps out of the bushes to help]]''.
*** It becomes even more hilarious when you take notice of the fact that the bushes were a fair distance away in the previous shots.
** Also [[spoiler: Fate]] is introduced as "The child teacher in charge of the class", you know as if '''child teacher''' was a special separate post from regular teacher.
** Heck, the whole concept of [[spoiler: Fate]] being 3-A's substitute teacher is incredibly hilarious on its own.
** Everyone's reactions to [[spoiler: Fate]] coming into the room was hilarious. Every one of Negi's partners instantly summoned their artifacts, ready to fight before being told that he was the new teacher.
*** It's even funnier when you realise Chachamaru's artifact is a KillSat. And she's aiming the designator. Indoors. At something that's about 5 metres away.
* Chapter 337: Chachamaru and winding revisited. Now with even more innuendo! And what's more, [[ADateWithRosiePalms she's doing it by herself]] this time. And then [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown Eva walks in]]...
** And more comes later on when she starts fantasizing about Negi winding her up again, and talking about it out loud, just when Negi, Chamo, and Asakura are [[RightBehindMe right behind her]].
-->'''Asakura:''' ''(whispering to Chachamaru)'' By the way, first-name basis ''and'' casual talk, definitely a turn-on.
** Collet and company talking to Yue on her cellphone using magic, which looks funny because she's simply using her bare hand shaped like a handset (i.e. all fingers clenched except the thumb and pinky which are spread out), and when you think about it regarding people doing it in RealLife to pretend using a phone...
* Chapter 338: Chisame and Yunna getting hit on the head with chalk thrown by [[spoiler: Fate]] (Twice for the former, even). And Negi going [[SuperMode Raiten]] [[ShockAndAwe Taisou]] by [[SneezeOfDoom sneezing]].
** For that matter, there's Chisame's reaction to learning Negi's Master Plan.
*** Her brief stint as a {{Yandere}}, played for laughs of course, with a dose of IfICantHaveYou.
--> '''Chisame:''' Oh yeah, you're gonna get stabbed and killed one day! No, I'm going to stab you and then I'll die too.
*** And in the next panel we have.
--> '''Chisame:''' And you too Chacamaru! Why are you by his side when i'm the one getting ignored.
--> '''Chacamaru:''' T-that's. (smile)
--> '''Chisame:''' NWAARGH?! The hell with that pitying smile? You little robot Girl!
--> '''Chacamaru:''' Ahh! Please calm down. I understand that you are agitated after thoughlessly and unknowingly letting slip somthing that sound almost like a confession but-
--> '''Chisame:''' You wanna get stabbed ,too? Damn robot girl! Damd you too hell! I'll wind you up. I'll wind you up good.
--> '''Chacamaru:''' Aaaah! You are going too forceful.
* Chapter 339: Where to begin? [[spoiler: Aged-up Fate, Negi and Kotaro are invited to a karaoke bar by Sakurako, Kakizaki and Kugimiya. Feitas (Fate's on-the-spot name) scoring 100 (by singing Enka), Kojirou (Kotaro) scoring 25 and Nagi (Negi) scoring a measly 10. The look on Fate's face is priceless. Also, Fate was just waiting for it to be 6:00 to administer remedial classes to the girls.]]
** Not to mention the cheerleaders simultaneously asking Nagi, Kojiro, and Feitas out... right before their age pills wear off. Then there's the different reactions of the 3 girls to the whole situation, while being oblivious to [[spoiler: Chamo asking them if their wondering about the involvement of magic]].
* Chapter 340 centers around a flashback to [[spoiler:Negi forming a Pactio with Ayaka]]. Given this is [[{{Shotacon}} Ayaka]] we're talking about, HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Ayaka:''' Oh? Negi-sensei? Just now... [[WholesomeCrossdresser you were fidgeting]] in a [[SailorFuku sailor uniform]]...
-->'''Negi:''' T-that was a dream. Please forget about it!
** Forget about Negi in a sailor uniform, what's truly hilarious is the fact that [[spoiler:Ayaka's grabs Negi and begins to kiss him even harder, almost reversing the pactio ritual and ''[[BeyondTheImpossible giving Negi a card instead of her]]'' in the process.]]
** [[spoiler:Chizuru also gets one (Kotaro looks jealous). Go on, ''guess'' [[AssShove what she's carrying]] on her card. And then when she stats quizzing Kotaro about his pactio with Natsume as well as offering to form one with him... well Natsume's facial expression after overhearing everything just sums it up.]]
** Earlier in the chapter, Asuna and Ayaka meet up with the boys, and Fate gives a rather vaguely blunt report on what happened in the previous chapter. Cue Asuna giving both Negi and Kotaro a Double NeckLift.
* Chapter 341 starts off with [[spoiler: Asuna coming home to the dorms [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v37/c341/3.html and finding Setsuna treating her like a "Princess".]] Asuna snaps and scolds her for it. Setsuna goes around asking some of their classmates about their futures, ending with Setsuna thinking of her future with Konoka(Read: Delusion. Also read: sex. "I see it! This is it--this is the best future for me!").]]
** [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v37/c341/16.html Eva's face in the following panels]], after Setsuna explains her predicament, was just the ''first'' icing on the large CMOF cake for this chapter.
-->'''Eva:''' You moron.
* Chapter 342 might have a very serious discussion in the foreground, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent but in the background]], [[spoiler:Takamichi is doing a submission hold on Godel]].
** The first part of [[spoiler:Eva vs Negi]] fight. [[spoiler:Eva, thinking she can go all out on Negi, bitchslaps him through a wall.]] Cue WTF face from her, Asuna, and Setsuna.
** Setsuna's thoughts on [[spoiler:Negi's possible inability to age to his possible sex life.]]
** Everyone starts angsting about how [[spoiler: Negi is seemingly immortal, when Kurt Godel gives a HotBlooded rant about how LivingForeverIsAwesome.]] Cue Takamichi going, "What the hell is wrong with you!?"
* Negi asks Evangeline if she will teach him magic. Her response:"Lick my feet and be my slave". She promptly gets kicked in the head by Asuna.
* Chapter 343: Negi ends an epic fight by sneezing and destroying Asuna's and Evangeline's clothes. He promptly gets punched into the air by Asuna.
** Between the sneeze and the punch they all crash-land with Evangeline ending siting on Negi's face.
* Asuna once tried to light her crush's cigarette, but [[EpicFail accidentally lit his beard instead. She then doused the fire with the first liquid she could get her hands on — piping hot tea.]]
* [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v13/c110/8.html Misora's ultimate attack.]] It's the build up that makes this hilarious.
* In the English version of the manga Negi wins for getting wedged between Shizuna's boobs, and looking up with the request: "May I have a cookie?"
* Chapter 344: "The Enemy of Womankind, Negi!". [[spoiler: The girls have come to the conclusion that even though Negi has just won the hearts of almost all the girls in the class and Pactioed 15 of them, his mind is still on his father so he's oblivious to their feelings (granted that he's 10-12 years old). Asakura promises to come up with a plan to solve this problem. Negi, meanwhile, gets the chills.]]
** [[spoiler: And don't forget the part where the cheerleader trio are finally let in on the Pactio system, never mind finding out that more than half the class have one with Negi. And given that it was done by kissing...]]
* Chapter 345: Takane comes for a rematch with Negi. [[spoiler:Negi beats her, ''[[SubvertedTrope without]]'' any ClothingDamage. She flies into rage over it, telling him to "either strip her, or marry her"]].
** Also there's Ayaka's response to Negi carrying her in a BridalCarry. She nosebleeds and says while blushing that she "has no regrets in life."
* Chapter 347: [[spoiler:Chachamaru vs Chisame. The fight ends with [[KillSat Al-Iskandaria]] firing by accident and they both get ClothingDamage via [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Strip Beam]] (which Chisame's familiars quickly changed Al-Iskandaria into before it fired so that it won't kill them).]]
** Ku Fei's [[OhCrap face]] when she realizes that [[spoiler:Negi is {{depower}}ed, and her attack would have [[LudicrousGibs splattered]] him if it connected]].
* Chapter 348 has even more of Class 3A's hijinks going over the top, all for the sake of [[spoiler: forcing Negi to tell everyone who is favorite is]]:
** How to deal with a rather [[spoiler: [[NoSell invincible]] Asuna]]? [[spoiler: Paru makes a fake Takamichi that distacts Asuna so that the twins tie her up to a flagpole while she's not looking]].
** [[spoiler: Negi]] powers up to try and deal with the situation, but gets incapacitated in to steps: [[spoiler: Ako]] uses her artifact's new feature, which [[spoiler: screws up his sense of direction]], then [[spoiler: Chizuru]] finally uses hers, which [[spoiler: paralyzes Negi]]. What makes the whole thing funny is where [[spoiler: Negi is hit in both cases, but Chizuru's AssShove, where she literally holds Negi up with her leek, tops it all]].
** [[spoiler: You can still see Chizuru's artifact stuck up Negi's butt [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v37/c348/14.html here]] after Honya and Yue distract everyone and escape with him. And there's the part where Akira has to pull it out of him - [[http://www.mangafox.com/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v37/c348/15.html just look at her reaction]].]]
* Chapter 350, [[spoiler:Asuna's having her own private graduation ceremony one week early in order to get started with her hundred-year stay in the Magical World]], and things are about to turn into a sad goodbye...and then [[spoiler:she tells Takahata to have a proper wife and child so that in a hundred years she can get with one of his great-grandsons (and reveals some ShipperOnDeck tendencies for Takahata/Shizuna).]]
* Chapter 351: The updates to Negi's class roster can be pretty funny, none more so than the fact that Haruna is wanted in the Magical world... [[NoodleIncident something to do with the]] [[CoolAirship Paru-sama]]. Other standouts include: Natsumi and "Kotarou-kun's girlfriend" (crossed out), and "[[WildMassGuessing Is the demon realm Venus!?]]"
** If one of the extra chapters is to be believed, then Haruna is wanted for the works she wrote while separated in the magic world, and which got her enough money to buy the Paru-sama. So what did she write? Haruna introduced Yaoi to the magic world. After getting filthy rich from it a bunch of cops busted down her door and she escaped in the Paru-sama (which was apparently commissioned for just such an event) all while cackling maniacally.
** Even the first few pages of the chapter was [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v38/c351/3.html in itself a funny bit]]: [[spoiler:Setsuna (while asleep) unconsciously [[SkinshipGrope grabbing on Asuna's *ehrm* developed parts]]... who then hits her hard on the head with a pillow mistaking her for Negi... who was trying to grab on to Setsuna, but manages to pull off her pajama pants... AND Ayaka still grabbing on Negi's legs, drooling...]]
* Chapter 353: [[spoiler:What reunion would be complete without Negi blowing all the girls clothes off?]]
* Chapter 354: [[spoiler:Yue serving her guests tea in a test tube and flask, after brewing it via alchemy. Plus the looks on her guests' faces.]]
** Also in 354: Remember that bounty hunter who enjoyed [[SkinshipGrope Skinship Groping]] everyone she met? Well, [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v38/c354/17.html she's back,]] and has apparently [[spoiler: become Jack Rakan's apprentice]].
* Chapter 355: Despite being the final one, it still has some funny bits:
** Upon meeting Negi's dad in the flesh, Makie cordially greets him, calling him "father" out of panic...
** Nagi saying that he's quite beat up... despite Eva and Jack repetitively hitting him...
** After Negi introduced the Ala Alba to his father:
-->'''Nagi:''' Oh... ''(starts throwing light jabs at Negi)'' Why is it all girls? Wahahahaha!
-->'''Negi:''' ''(catching all of his dad's jabs with his hands)'' It was a Girls' High! What choice do I have?
-->'''Jack:''' ''(murmuring in the background, slightly pissed)'' Bunch of guys not good enough for you, that what you're saying?
* Occasionally, the AQS scanlators put rewritten panels instead of random artwork. Panels such as [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v21/c194/1.html this]] and [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v22/c196/1.html this]] are just ''screaming'' to be laughed at.
* During the Rakan/Negi fight, Rakan manages to counter Negi's Lightning Instant Movement, then assures him it was still an impressive trick.
-->'''Rakan:''' I doubt there are eight guys in the world who could counter that! Of course, I just explained how to beat it on international television, so it's probably about eighty or so now...
** Funny on its own, but the real payoff is about a hundred chapters later, when Negi uses Perpetual Lightning Form on Fate...who expertly counters it. When Negi asks how he did, Fate just says "[[BrickJoke I was watching your fight with Jack Rakan]]." Negi's you-have-got-to-be-joking face has to be seen to be believed.
* In chapter 341 Mana explains [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming her dream is "to put a smile on the children's faces", and in the meantime she's paying for a children's home]]. Really moving, Setsuna is embarrassed for not having seen it previously... And then we have [[http://mangafox.me/manga/mahou_sensei_negima/v37/c341/9.html this]]:
-->'''Mana:''' "Well, that was all lies, anyway."
-->'''Setsuna:''' "[[FlatWhat Hey!]]"
-->'''Mana:''' "No, that was a lie."
-->'''Setsuna:''' ''"Which one is it?!"''