* "Has the Queen seen what you've done to the floor?" "Not yet, Sire" "Well make sure I'm there when she does."
* Bickering:
-->'''Mary:''' You're soaking wet, I'll get you a towel.
-->'''Seamus:''' What about me?
-->'''Mary:''' ''You'' can get pneumonia!
* More bickering:
-->'''Seamus:''' Jack! Tell him to listen to his father!
-->'''Jack:''' Why? I never did.
-->'''Seamus:''' Neither did I, that's not the point!
* This:
-->'''Chamberlain:''' We came under a white flag of peace."
-->'''Jentee:''' Someone should have told you, I'm colourblind.
* Seamus, about Jack playing golf--"That's a mighty energetic way of doing the weeding Jack."
* Aaaand even more bickering:
-->'''Mary''' Don't speak to your father like that!
-->'''Mickey:''' You do.
-->'''Mary:''' It's expected, I'm his wife! And don't speak to me like that!
-->'''Mickey:''' Well who am I expected to speak to like that then?
* Mickey and his friends are riding a soap bubble up to the fairy's castle. The smell of the soap (or as they call it, "clean") is an alien concept for one of them; he doesn't know what to make of it.
* When Jessica says that all leprechauns are "vile, villainous, and vulgar", Mickey is quick to be offended at the first two, but admits that the third one might be accurate.
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