* Gwyn exposing Supperstein's GoofyPrintUnderwear during their sword fight.
--> '''Gwyn:''' Don't be dropping your drawers in the presence of a lady. (''laughs as she kicks him in the butt while his back is turned'')
* [[Film/TheThreeStooges Supperstein, Duckbone and Jolly Bob]].
** For example:
-->'''Duckbone:''' If I had any sense I'd turn around now and go back to the ship.\\
'''Jolly Bob:''' Well it's a bloody good thing you don't have any sense!\\
'''Duckbone''': That's right, and don't you forget it!\\
'''Jolly Bob:''' Aye I won't! Now let's go.\\
'''Duckbone:''' (''pauses in thought for a moment, then walks on'')
* Landsharks and bubblegum, really?
--> '''Jack:''' [[DoubleEntendre I gotta blow this hole.]]
* While Blackbeard and Supperstein are looking for Jack and Morgan's group, Blackbeard orders Supperstein up a coconut tree.
-->'''Blackbeard:''' [[TemptingFate And see you don't send none of those coconuts crashing down on me head.]] (''coconut crashes down on his head and he falls unconscious'')\\
'''Supperstein:''' ...look out.
* As the heroes mobilize to face Blackbeard and his men.
-->'''Jack:''' We fight!\\
'''Gwyn:''' (''pulls out her sword and cheers'') God bless ye, Mad Jack!\\
'''Jack:''' But, not with swords.\\
'''Gwyn:''' (''lowers her sword, decidedly less happy'') Aye! Then with what?
* The ''conversation'' Supperstein and the Captain attempt to have while Jack's stereo plays some music way to loud.
-->'''Supperstein:''' What be that noise, captain?\\
'''Blackbeard''': What?\\
'''Supperstein:''' I said, "What BE that noise?!"\\
'''Blackbeard:''' What?\\
'''Supperstein:''' (''music finally stops'') I said, ''WHAT BE THAT INFERNAL RACKET?!''\\
'''Blackbeard:''' [[NoIndoorVoice IT BE YOU HOLLERIN' IN ME EAR!!]]
* Morgan and Supperstein, glued back-to-back thanks to the tree sap on Supperstein's coat.
-->'''Supperstein:''' [[ComicallyMissingThePoint I've got a prisoner!]]
* Jack, Morgan, and Dumas are sitting by the campfire, [[InvisibleMonsters when one of the water bags start floating by...]]
-->'''Jack, Morgan, and Dumas:''' AHHHHH!