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[[folder: General ]]

* Radio news about "new" and "future" things, like credit cards, mobile phones or takeaway food.
** To say nothing about hypocritical humor when it comes to effects smoking has on health and Richard Nixon being described as "trustworthy".
* The gameplay stats keep track of how long you've stared at the Playboys as "Time spent on Playboy [[IReadItForTheArticles articles.]]"
* It's fully possible to kill the gun shop owner as he tries to threaten you with a BadassBoast.
--> "Don't be a dumba-[[KilledMidSentence BANG]]"
* Vito and later Henry describing on Marty's voice as sounding like '[[WesternAnimation/WoodyWoodpecker Woody fuckin' Woodpecker]]' and '[[WesternAnimation/MinnieMouse fuckin' Minnie Mouse]]' respectively.
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE0RCH3nZY4 You drive like my fucking grandmother, you know that?]]"
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[[folder: Chapter 2 - Home Sweet Home ]]

* Vito wants to drive Joe's car. Joe is reluctant to do so, since the roads are icy because of the winter and Vito didn't learn how to drive.
-->'''Vito:''' Joe, I was driving almost the whole time I was over there!\\
'''Joe:''' Yeah, but this ain't no tank, Vito!\\
'''Vito:''' I didn't drive a tank, I drove a Jeep.\\
'''Joe:''' ...What the hell's a Jeep?[[note]]Jeeps wouldn't be available to civilians until later in 1945.[[/note]]
** If you don't crash the car, Joe will compliment Vito's driving abilities. It's entirely possible to crash in the middle of his compliment and get him mad.
--->'''Joe:''' You know, you wasn't kidding, they really taught you to drive-\\
''(Car crashes)''\\
'''Vito:''' Shit, sorry.\\
'''Joe:''' [[BerserkButton Hey, I told you this ain't no tank!]]
* Among the things Joe does to help out Vito get money to pay off his father's debt, he introduces him to Mike Bruski, the mechanic who runs the scrapyard and scraps cars on the side. When they meet with him, he's got his hands dirty from working on cars and gets Joe's coat dirty by laying a hand on it.
-->'''Joe:''' Vito, this is Mike Bruski. Don't shake his hand, I ain't got that much soap at home.
* While trying out his new [=M1911=] on one of the scrapped cars in Bruski's scrapyard, he shoots at the gas tank and it blows up to Bruski's surprise.
-->'''Bruski:''' Ah shit, did I leave gas in that thing?\\
'''Joe:''' There's a Polack joke there, but I'll leave it alone.\\
'''Bruski:''' Oh yeah, that reminds me... Fuck you.
* "[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz5f2AIS-qU Hey!]] [[{{Narm}} HEY WATCHU DOIN' MOTHAFUCKA?!]]"
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[[folder: Chapter 3 - Enemy of the State ]]

* Two guards can be overheard talking while you're sneaking around. One of them is suggesting the idea for video games, [[ItWillNeverCatchOn to his buddy's disbelief]].
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[[folder: Chapter 5 - The Buzzsaw ]]

* Vito asks where Henry's from.
-->'''Vito:''' What brought you the States?\\
'''Henry:''' Mussolini.\\
'''Joe:''' What, did he buy you a ticket?
* To ambush the Fat Man, you make use of an [[MoreDakka [=MG42=]]] to gun down his entire escort. After his bodyguards are all dead and the target fled into the building, Joe starts screaming at Vito if you're still shooting the machine gun.
-->'''Joe:''' WE GOT 'EM ALL! STOP SHOOTING THAT FUCKING THING, I'M GOING DEAF OVER HERE!
* This exchange after Henry is shot:
--> '''Henry:''' Get me to El Greco.\\
'''Joe:''' The fuckin' [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El_Greco painter]]?\\
'''Henry:''' No, the fuckin' ''doctor'', you idiot!
** Which is followed by this when you arrive:
--> '''Vito:''' Are you El Greco, the doctor?\\
'''El Greco:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No, I'm the fucking painter.]]
* While driving to El Greco's house, Joe tries to comfort Henry.
-->'''Joe:''' Shhh, you shouldn't talk right now, helps conserve your strength. I seen that in a movie once.\\
'''Henry:''' Yeah? What happened to the guy in the movie?\\
'''Joe:''' [[NotHelpingYourCase He...]] [[DidntThinkThisThrough died.]]
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[[folder: Chapter 6 - Time Well Spent ]]

* Upon arriving at the prison, the new inmates are all given close shaves. One of the inmates is already bald.
-->'''Guard:''' Welcome to the salon, ladies. You're gonna look just fucking beautiful!\\
'''Inmate:''' Hey, me too? I ain't got nothin' on my head to cut!\\
'''Guard:''' Shut your face, cueball!
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[[folder: Chapter 7 - In Loving Memory of Francesco Potenza ]]

* As they're leaving the bordello, Joe starts complaining about the smell, asking if Eddie puked in the car. Soon, Vito can smell it too.
-->'''Eddie:''' Must be Frankie Potts...\\
'''Joe:''' What, that asshole puked in your car?\\
'''Eddie:''' [[WhamLine Ah, naw,]] [[PunkInTheTrunk he's in the trunk.]]\\
'''Vito:''' What?!\\
'''Joe:''' What?!
* Joe and Eddie drunkenly singing along to Dean Martin's "Return to Me".
** "Oh shit...I don't know the [[PrecisionFStrike fuckin']] Italian...words!"
** "Solo tu... solo one..."
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[[folder: Chapter 9 - Balls and Beans ]]

* While trying to sneak into the Clemente slaughterhouse, Vito gets covered in sewage waste while sneaking in the sewer. Watch as your foe reacts in revulsion as you approach him; plus points go to players who decide not to change Vito's soiled clothes before returning to their boss.
** Vito will get complaints about his smell, [[FridgeLogic regardless of when he changes.]]
** "Argh...if [[spoiler: Luca]] just stopped by to pick up some steaks, I'm gonna kill somebody."
** "What is this, Captain Shitbag to the rescue?!"
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[[folder: Chapter 10 - Room Service ]]

* Joe's brilliant idea for disguises: moustaches. Even funnier is just before they get to the disguises, Vito is genuinely surprised by Joe's intelligence.
-->'''Joe:''' Vito, one more thing... here, put this on.\\
'''Vito:''' ''({{Beat}})'' [[YouHaveGotToBeKiddingMe Are you fucking serious?]]
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[[folder: Chapter 11 - A Friend of Ours ]]

* When Henry is asking Vito if he was involved was the hotel bombing, Vito tries to deny it, then Henry reveals he knew Vito was involved the whole time by ragging on his cheap disguise.
-->'''Henry:''' Next time, get a better disguise than a phony fucking moustache. I saw you two pricks from a mile away.\\
'''Vito:''' [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain You know what, can we please not talk about this right now? Or ever again.]]
* Among the several places you can choose to hide while [[spoiler:trying to avoid Henry and get Leo out of his house alive]], you can pick a closet. It goes about as well as expected when it's opened.
-->'''[[spoiler:Henry]]:''' What the hell?!\\
'''Vito:''' [[CasualDangerDialogue Hey,]] [[spoiler:[[CasualDangerDialogue Henry]]]].\\
'''[[spoiler:Henry]]:''' Vito?!\\
'''Leo:''' This your friend?\\
'''Vito:''' [[DeadpanSnarker No, he just wants to hang up his jacket.]]\\
'''[[spoiler:Henry]]:''' Alright, c'mon, c'mon. It's about damn time you came out of the closet...
* After Vito's house is burned down by the Irish Mob, he and Joe decide to retaliate. However, since all of Vito's clothes were destroyed and Vito is in his underwear, he's forced to wear one of Joe's gaudy floral shirts.
--> '''Vito:''' Ah great, a fuckin' clown suit. Could today get any worse?\\
'''Joe:''' Hey, you finally got some style. I'm gonna want that shirt back, by the way. They don't make threads like those no more. \\
'''Vito:''' Yeah, there's a reason for that, you know.
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[[folder: Chapter 12 - Sea Gift ]]

* When Joe asks Henry if there's anyone else they can ask for money other than a loan shark, he mentions that there's three other people they could ask, but he's not really interested in asking Carlo Falcone or Frank Vinci. As for the third guy, he's no longer in business after someone blew up a hotel room full of his guys and then shot him in the face point blank with a Tommy Gun.
-->'''Vito:''' Oh. That guy.\\
'''Joe:''' Come on. We said we wasn't gonna talk about that.
* The entire conversation where Vito and Joe ask why Henry knows the Bible so well and he says he goes to church:
-->'''Joe:''' ''You'' go to church?\\
'''Henry:''' Yeah, and I can understand why you don't. They use big words, there's no hookers and the food's lousy.\\
'''Joe:''' [[ActuallyPrettyFunny Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.]]\\
'''Vito:''' Jeez, I ain't been there since '45.\\
'''Joe:''' What, that time your mother made you go to confession?\\
'''Vito:''' Yeah, that time she smacked me for checking out some chick's coolie. Ah, God rest her soul.\\
'''Henry:''' How bout you, Joe? How long's it been?\\
'''Joe:''' Easter.\\
'''Henry:''' Ah, that ain't too bad.\\
'''Joe:''' ...1941.[[note]]This chapter of the game takes place in 19''51''.[[/note]]\\
'''Henry:''' I take that back then. You're going straight to hell.