!!''Mad Max''

* An MFP car driven by Roop and Charlie smashes into a van, sending it spinning off the road.
-->'''Charlie:''' You're really gonna get it this time; he had his indicator on!
* Charlie again: "You're blaspheming. I don't have to work with a blasphemer."

!!''Mad Max 2''
* Max drives a truck through a raider encampment, and destroys a tent with two raiders screwing inside. The look on the chick's face is priceless.
* "Empty, all this time! That's dishonest! ''Low.''"
* "This is '''''my''''' snake and '''''I'm''''' going to eat it!"