!!From the Magazine
* The parody of the 1966 ''Series/{{Batman}}'' TV series is hilarious, featuring some of Mort Drucker's best work. One panel in particular shows the Dynamic Duo entering the commissioner's office through the window, Batman riding on the back of his sidekick, who has a perfectly deadpan expression, as if this happens all the time.
* From its parody of ''Film/ReturnOfTheJedi'', "Darth Zader" and an Imperial {{Mook}}:
-->'''Mook:''' But we're already working fourteen hours a day!!
-->'''Zader:''' Well then... just double your efforts!
-->'''Mook:''' You mean, work twenty-eight hours a day?!
-->'''Zader:''' Listen, I'm a sadist, not a mathematician!
** One of the Rebels comments that the battle over the second Death Star has, "everything but the kitchen sink." One of the others corrects him by saying that [[KitchenSinkIncluded they have a giant flying sink in their squadron]].
* And from one of the ''Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes'' sequels, when Ricardo Montalban's character is confronted by a policeman:
-->'''Cop:''' I'm positive I heard that ape speak!
-->'''Montalban:''' Impossible! Apes do not have the power of speech!
-->'''Cop:''' Then how come I heard sound coming out of his mouth?!?
-->'''Montalban:''' Because ''that'' ape is a ventriloquist!
* [[http://www.madcoversite.com/quiz_olympics.html 43-Man Squamish.]]
* After [[Comicbook/{{Superman}} Superduperman]] reveals to Lois Pain that he is actually Clark Bent, she smacks him and walks away, admitting that she'll find Clark Bent creepy no matter ''what'' identity he assumes.
** Right before this confession, Superduperman vanquished [[spoiler:[[{{Shazam}} Captain Marbles]]]] by [[spoiler: tricking him into punching himself in the face, which somehow causes him to explode]].
* The ''LoveStory'' parody has several, especially when Jenny lies dying from "Old Movie Disease," which inexplicably turns her more beautiful by the second. In its final stages, it even straightens her teeth and bolsters her bust.
* ''[[Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince Harry Plodder is a Hot-blooded Putz]]'' has this gem:
-->''(Dumbledore and Harry are surrounded by the inferi)''
-->'''Dumbledore:''' They're hiding Voldemort's horcrux! I've never seen a mindless, dead-eyed army of skeletons like this before!
-->'''Harry:''' ''I'' have! On ''Series/AmericasNextTopModel !''
* [[http://comicrazys.wordpress.com/2010/01/01/book-movie-mad-13-1954-jack-davis/ Book! Movie!]] is a parody of the tendency movies have to sanitize the content of whatever books they happen to be adapting. The ending of this story has the main character of the Book! version evade legal punishment for murder in as much seriousness a ''MAD'' article can muster, while the Movie! version has the main character go to jail for murder, complete with a 50's style [[TastesLikeDiabetes overly saccharine]] song and dance number. Not to mention that the Book! version of the characters are mostly ugly(with one of them being [[FetishRetardant naked]]) while the film versions of course all look ridiculously attractive.
* ''11 Ways Jeopardy! Contestants Can Really Piss Off Alex Trebek'' has the contestants plugging Lenscrafters during their interview time, giving episode titles from ''The Jerry Springer Show'' as questions, and bringing in a sock puppet to answer questions for them. #11 on the list? [[WithLyrics Singing along to the Final Jeopardy theme music]].
-->'''Contestant:''' ''This is Final Je'par-dy,\\
Having trouble WITH this cat-e-gory!\\
To-day's champ--it won't be me!\\
Don't know Greek myth-o-lo-gy!\\
Hope my friends don't watch the show,\\
Or they'll see there's NUH-thing that I know and\\
I'll look like a total heel.\\
Wish instead I'd gone...on...[[Series/WheelofFortune Wheel]]! DUM DUM!''
* The ''Film/BackToTheFuture'' parody "Bleak For the Future" only runs four pages, but it certainly makes the most of them.
-->'''"Marquee":''' I've got a mother and a girlfriend there [in 1985], and I like it that they're two different people!
* In the ''Film/ETTheExtraTerrestrial'' parody, "Girth" asks why "Q.T." can't use the powers he used to heal "Yelliot"'s cut to keep himself from getting sick. Yelliot reminds her that she can't point out {{Plot Hole}}s without sounding rude. Girth asks, "Not even ones you can drive a Mack Truck through?" Yelliot answers, "Not if you want to work on a [[Creator/StevenSpielberg Spielberg]] picture again!"
* The IntroDump of the ''Film/AttackOfTheClones'' parody ends with an appearance by Creator/GeorgeLucas:
-->I'm sick of the critics saying that my ''[[Franchise/StarWars Star Bores]]'' movies are lackluster and repetitive! I'd like to see anyone of them write the same movie nine times and make it appear fresh!
* Annette Funicello comments on how much more violent and gory beach movies have become between her movies and ''Film/{{Jaws}}''. One of the other characters agrees, but adds that ''Jaws'' is still almost as nauseating as her work.
* ''MAD'' apparently became the first piece of print media to spoof ''Theatre/TheSoundOfMusic'', and their parody shows no mercy when calling the movie a money-grubbing ClicheStorm.
-->''Dough...means cash for all of us!\\
Ray...for musicals like this!\\
Me...a star so big that by\\
Far...it couldn't really miss!\\
So...insipid is the plot;\\
La-De-Da, although we know,\\
Tee-De-ous it is, a lot,\\
It willl bring us back much dough...dough...dough...dough...''
** The "Climb Ev'ry Mountain" parody ends with "[[Creator/JulieAndrews Mitzia]]" proclaiming, "With all these profits,/Things will be fine!/When we top '[[Theatre/MyFairLady Fair Lady]],'/[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Ven-geance...will...be...mine!]]"
* From the parody of "The Hobbit"
-->'''Thorazine Maxishield''': From left to right [my cohorts] are Teeny, Weeny, Hokey, Pokey, Artsy, Fartsy, Rice-a-Roni, Laffy, Taffy, Oshkosh and B-Gosh! Or possibly from right to left. Peter Jackson doesn't care, so neither should you!
** Also, in a scene with Saruman, Gandalf, Elrond and Galadriel:
-->'''Saruman''': We are the four inhabitants of Middle Earth who are the most skilled at standing around. But when we stand around together, our standing around power is unstoppable. Also, unstartable!
-->'''Galadriel''': You were right to bring the news of the Necromancer's return to our attention. The threat is so catastrophic, I'm seriously considering strolling over to the balcony and stand around there instead!
* ''[[Film/BatmanReturns Buttman Returns]]'' is a non-stop laugh-fest, with gems such as:
-->'''The Penguin's mother''': He was born three months ago, and we still haven't found a suitable name for him!
-->'''The Penguin's father''': A suitable name? We haven't found a suitable biological classification for him!

-->''(The Penguin is visiting his parent's graves)''
-->'''The Penguin''': These are my parents, peacefully sleeping!
-->'''Man #1''': Why are they so far apart?
-->'''Man #2''': That's how they slept when they were alive! They didn't want to take a chance of ever having another one of those!

-->'''The Penguin''': Catwoman, your outfit is driving me crazy!
-->'''Catwoman''': Forget it, it wouldn't fit you!

!![[WesternAnimation/{{Mad}} The Animated TV Show]]
* "DOOOOOOOOOOG-O-PHOOOOOOONE!!!"
* "You love the characters of ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory3'', but here are some rejected ones!"
* ''[[GreysAnatomy Grey's]] in {{Anime}}'', especially when the patient starts hallucinating his operation as an anime mashup of ''Manga/DragonBall Z'', ''Anime/YuGiOh'', ''Manga/SailorMoon'', and a [[HumongousMecha giant robot]] anime.
* Two from ''[[CliffordTheBigRedDog Clifford]][[Film/{{Cloverfield}} field]]'':
** [[TheMuppetShow Kermit the Frog's]] video performance of {{Beyonce}}'s ''Single Ladies'' for ''Series/AmericanIdol''.
** Someone yelling, "[[MileyCyrus Miley]], HannahMontana's dead!" when he sees her wig underneath a giant tennis ball.
** Also this [[TakeThat jab]] at ''Series/SesameStreet'':
-->'''Elmo:''' ''(running and flailing)'' Aaaaaaahh!
-->'''Freddie:''' Quit panicking!
-->'''Elmo:''' Who's panicking? This is how we run. ''(continues running and flailing)'' Aaaaaahh!
* WesternAnimation/{{WALL-E}}[[TheTerminator -nator]] designating the writers of ''MAD'' as "[[SelfDeprecation the biggest producers of gahbage]]."
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NujwG5ArRE Yep, you got ninjas.]]
* The entirety of Franchise/{{Pokemon}} [[Franchise/JurassicPark Park]], complete with Ash as Creator/JeffGoldblum.
** "Yeah, we got their balls! ''(beat)'' Stop laughing!"
** For veteran Pokemon fans, Ash [[ShipTease flirting with]] [[FanPreferredCouple Misty]] is both this and [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming adorable]].
* From "[[WesternAnimation/ToyStory The Buzz]] [[Film/TheBourneSeries Identity]]": Buzz speaking a mix of English and Spanish, with the subtitles trying to understand him.
** "Ah. Mucho poo-poo."
** "How did you know my name? Did you check my underwear?" Ken's [[AmbiguouslyGay ner]][[GettingCrapPastTheRadar vous]] AsideGlance sells the joke.
** [[OneOfUs "I CAN has Spanish!"]]
* Franchise/WinnieThePooh [[RunningGag repeatedly]] ''mauling'' Bear Grylls on ''[[ManVsWild Mad vs Wild]]''
* The Reading Womb even works with twins!
--> '''Baby in womb:''' THERE'S A GUY IN HERE WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE ME
* The entirety of ''[[Franchise/WinnieThePooh Pooh]] [[TrueGrit Grit]]''.
* Rejected Transformers.
* The [[WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender Airbender]] Technical Institute sketch.
-->''"At the Airbender Technical Institute, I learned I have the power of earthbending! Now I'm an electrician for some reason!"''
* WesternAnimation/{{Ben 10}} Franklin, particularly when Ben turns into Humungousaur and defeats the British before going over to England to smash Big Ben.
-->Big Ben, meet Bigger Ben!
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_OHr_Cim0 The Man Who Forgot His Hand Was a Bomb]]''. Now entering its fourth season!
* From "Avenger Time:"
** The Cosmic Cube transporting Comicbook/TheAvengers into ''WesternAnimation/TheMarvelSuperHeroes''
--> '''IronMan:''' Man, what was our budget back then, a dollar?
** CaptainAmerica's conversation with TheWatcher:
-->'''Captain America:''' What's going on? Who are you?
-->'''The Watcher:''' I am The Watcher!
-->'''Captain America:''' What do you watch?
-->'''The Watcher:''' Episodes of ''MAD'', mostly. Funny show! But sometimes, I catch something called, ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', which is where you and your friends are now.
-->'''Captain America:''' That's where we are? Hmm, what else do you see?
-->'''The Watcher:''' I see the crews of other cartoons sitting in a deli, complaining about ''MAD'' like a bunch of sissies!
-->'''Captain America:''' Ha! They'll be sorry, because ''MAD'' probably wins an Emmy in the future, right?
-->''(pause)''
-->'''The Watcher:''' You'd better get back to your friends.
* [[KatyPerry Katy Putty's]] "Flammable" music video, particularly the ending where, after setting fire to a clay man, a paper-stock (think ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'') cutout woman, and a CaptainErsatz Muppet, Katy Putty is carted off by a police officer as she sings about listening to the fire marshal.
* "[[Anime/YuGiOh Yu-Gi-]][[WesternAnimation/YogiBear Bear]]"!
* Denzel Washington manages to stop [[ThomasTheTankEngine Thomas]] the {{Unstoppable}} Tank Engine mere seconds before he runs over StrawberryShortcake's village. However, after hearing Strawberry Shortcake lives there, Denzel lets Thomas scoot a few more inches and destroy her town. The narrator closes the sketch by informing us that "nobody regretted any of their choices."
* "[[WesternAnimation/{{Thundercats 2011}} ThunderLolcats]]" is one nonstop tribute to the memes of the internet with some [=ThunderCats=] goodness mixed in.
** "Thunder...Thunder...Thunder! Thundercats, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!"
* "Kung Fu Blander":
** The green pig's ScrewThisImOuttaHere line: "From now on, every moment is a gift!"
** The Goat Lady calling the pile of dead colorful animals, "something that Walt Disney threw up."
*** Also Po calling the Goat Lady an "old goat" & walking away(after being blasted by one of the birds)... Only to reapear from the left to say "That sounded mean, but actually, she is an old goat". [[LaserGuidedKarma He gets blasted again after that]].
** Po using PepeLePew as a shield against an Angry Bird.
*** For that matter, when (amongst other "every day" objects), he uses "some Pokémon", pulling out [[VideoGame/PokemonBlackAndWhite Zekrom and Reshiram]], to block the birds.
** Immediatly after Lord Shen blasts his own temple...
-->'''Grenade Bird''': You know that was your own temple you destroyed, right?
-->'''Lord Shen''': [[LampshadeHanging I know]], but [[CaptainObvious firing these things is so addictive]].
* From "[[Film/CaptainAmericaTheFirstAvenger Captain American't]]":
** Everyone gasping at the sight of pre-transformation Steve Rogers, until one of them reveals that it's actually [[Film/TheLordOfTheRings Gollum]]. Then the ''real'' Steve Rogers comes in, and [[UncannyValley scares everyone just as strongly]].
-->'''Steve:''' ''(hissing)'' My precious...''(normal voice)''...desires to join the Army!
** Peggy calling Steve's USO Captain America costume the most ridiculous outfit she ever saw, only to find Music/LadyGaga as Captain America and Steve wearing a suit made of raw meat.
** Red Skull commenting on the fact Captain America and Bucky seem unimpressed at his owning a mask that looks like a real human face.
* The simple phrase used to remember the [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89Y0thzXyvk Periodic Table]].
* "Wolves. We're still out there."
* In Twilight Stalking Dawn, ''Two and a Half Women'': Starring Buffy Summers and Bella Swan and Bellas baby.
** "Queen Elizabeth: We are not vampires, we're just really pale!"
* Some of the product ads, like the Wolver-Clean, [[Main/HulkSpeak Hulked on Phonics]] ("We take credit card"!), Sponge-Wow, and the Bieber Bowl.
* ''Poké-Harmony'':
-->'''Hitmonchan''': I always found myself dating losers. But Poké-Harmony set me up with a champ! A Machamp!
-->'''Machamp''': OH YEAH! WHO WANTS TICKETS TO THE GUN SHOW?
-->'''Hitmonchan''': I do!!
-->'''Bulbasaur''': I was worried at first, seeing as he's evolved enough to be my father.
-->'''Venasaur''': But we had so much in common, like being captured in Pokéballs, and being forced to fight for the amusement of humans. And that's not easy to find!
-->'''Mewtwo''': ''AS A PSYCHIC POKÉMON, I HAVE NO NEED FOR THE INTERNET! OR COMPANIONSHIP!'' '''''[[NoIndoorVoice OR WHISPERING]]'''''!
* "[[Film/DolphinTale Dol-]]WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb Tale", particularly when the duo give the dolphin telekinesis.
* "[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic My Little]] Literature/WarHorse":
** [[ShrinkingViolet Fluttershy]] as a [[DrillSergeantNasty drill sergeant]]. That is all.
-->'''Fluttershy''': (ahem) Attention ponies.
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': She doesn't seem so bad.
-->'''Fluttershy''': (coughs again to switch to [[LarynxDissonance a much deeper and intimidating voice]]) '''YOU'RE ALL ABOUT TO BE SENT TO FRANCE TO FIGHT ON THE BATTLEFIELD OF WORLD WAR ONE, which was called the''' '''''Great War''''' '''because we didn't know we'd HAVE more than one war. But now that we do, it just makes it less confusing to the movie going public. YOU GOT THAT?!'''
-->'''Pinkie Pie''': ...what's a movie?
*** Not to mention the horrified expressions on Pinkie, Applejack and Rainbow Dash's faces when she starts yelling.
** Pinkie Pie face-planting into the cake she baked, and finding the words "Yay friends!" have somehow been rearranged to spell "[[FandomNod Go bronies!]]": [[LampshadeHanging "How is that even possible?"]]
*** And the fact that Pinkie Pie is trying to solve her problems ''with cake''. Not only is it funny, but also [[AffectionateParody totally in-character for her]].
**** Also, the unicorns attacking. They managed to get Creator/TaraStrong to voice for their parody Twilight Sparkle!
** Albert following Pinkie Pie to France...by ''walking'' across the entire English channel. On the ocean floor. His response after emerging on the beach? "[[{{Understatement}} Okay, there was a little more ocean between England and France than I thought...]]"
* SelfDemonstrating/DoctorDoom on ''Series/{{Victorious}}''. The entire skit.
* [[ComicBook/GreenLantern The Green]] [[Franchise/CareBears Care Bear]], especially at the end when Hal actually manages to make the cutesy creed sound badass.
* ''[[Series/AmericasNextTopModel America's Next Top Video Game Model]]'': If you didn't think some of the writers were gamers, this skit pretty much proves it.
** This isn't the only episode to do so either! [[Series/TheApprentice Celebrity Ape-rentice]] pulls out Donkey Kong bringing up [[VideoGame/DonkeyKong stealing a princess]] [[VideoGame/DonkeyKongCountry in a past life]], [[FranklinAndBash Franklin and]] [[Franchise/CrashBandicoot Crash]] had the titular duo try to defend [[VideoGame/KatamariDamacy The Prince rolling up things in his Katamari and ruining society because of it because his dad accidently destroyed the stars]], and did we mention that ''America's Next Top Video Game Model'' managed to sneak in [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} FE]][[BestKnownForTheFanservice LI]][[GettingCrapPastTheRadar CIA]] into the photos?! Yeah, they know their games and how to make it hilarious!
* ''[[Film/RealSteel Real Veal]]'': "Now just do what I do." (The cow bot nods and runs off, we cut to spinning newspapers of it being in movies and hosting the Tony Award before he comes back panting) I mean do what I do from this point on" (The cow bot gives him a look as if to say "Why Didnt You Say So?!")
* "[[Film/TheAvengers The Averagers]]", primarily the ending where the Hulk gets mad about his limited screen time in the film and beating up everyone, including Creator/JossWhedon because of ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' being [[ShortRunners only one season long]]. It becomes a RunningGag throughout the episode with him appearing in 2 skits and 1 transition.
** In the same episode there's also "[[WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra Legend of]] [[WesternAnimation/DoraTheExplorer Dora]]", which ends with Dora asking the Hulk if he knows how to bend, then she knocks out two pro benders with water and fire followed by the Hulk grabbing a third and bending his spine. After being told that the episode's over he demands more screen time, then Dora tells him to say it in Spanish which he does as he punches the camera.
* TheTeaser from ''[[{{Film/Taken}} Taking]]'' ''[[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo Nemo]]''/''[[Series/OnceUponATime Once Upon a Toon]]''
-->'''Reporter:''' Creator/CartoonNetwork celebrates its 20th anniversary, but still isn't old enough to stay up [[Creator/AdultSwim past nine]].
** Marlin questioning how LiamNeeson can breathe underwater.
* '''Everything''' from "[[WesternAnimation/{{Madagascar}} Outtagascar]]".
* When the Titanic is tipped upside-down in "The Poopsiden Adventure", a guy falls to the ground on his feet while everyone else is falling all over the place.
-->"Ha! I was doing a handsta-" (gets crushed by piano)
* In a skit during the ThanksgivingEpisode, a pilgrim gives an Indian a subpoena:
--->'''Pilgrim''': You're due in court on Monday.
--->'''Indian''': You know, [[LampshadeHanging no kid's gonna get this joke]].
* In "The Monday Project" (a parody of ''ComicStrip/{{Garfield}}'' and ''Series/TheMindyProject''), Odie inherits a billion dollars from his original owner Lyman, [[ChuckCunninghamSyndrome who had been missing for so long]] [[LampshadeHanging he was legally pronounced dead]].
* One skit {{lampshade|Hanging}}s Hawkeye of ''Film/TheAvengers'' using a composite bow instead of something more modern, pointing out that he could have used something more inconvenient like a catapult, a lance, an aero-bike, a {{witch hunt}}, or TheBlackDeath.
* From the "[[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Go,]] [[Franchise/DragonBall Dragon Ball,]] [[WesternAnimation/GoDiegoGo Go!"]] skit, when Diego notices how inconsistent the ''Dragon Ball'' parody is:
---> Diego: "Wait, Goku is an adult, but Piccolo is evil, so are we doing ''Anime/DragonBall'' or ''Anime/DragonBallZ''?"
---> Goku: "Just be glad we're not doing ''[[Anime/DragonBallGT Dragon Ball GT]]''."
---> (Goku & Diego high-five with [[TakeThat GT STINKS]] written in the background)
* HELLO CONGRESS I'M DA PRESIDENT!
* The entirety of [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Poké]][[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc monsters Inc.]]
* [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration SPONGEBORG]] [[WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants SQUAREPANTS]]!
** Speaking of which, "[=SpongeWow=]".
* The Daleks' inexplicable favouritism toward Wayne Brady in "Doctor Whose Line Is It Anyway", as well as the Eleventh Doctor's proclamation that "points are cool".
* All of "[[WesternAnimation/MonstersInc Monsters]] Series/{{Community}}". All of it.
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