* [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2002-06-28 Shirtless o'clock]]
* "So you're the one responsible for the [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2002-07-01 fiery frying pan of doom]] that almost beaned that kid this morning?"
* [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2002-08-14 Helen talks to Micah]] about his ''{{Everquest}}'' addiction
** Before that, she all but tells him to stop playing and have sex with her. [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2002-08-07 Thus leading to her trying to curtail his gaming]].
* [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2003-06-10 "I'm going to kill you in your sleep if you knew it was going to catch fire."]]
* [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2003-12-23 "I do have a lot of computer games and not a lot of money..."]]
* [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2005-02-07 "DANG, I'M HUGE!!"]]
* Deficiency of [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2005-03-02 goddamn everything]]
* Micah's junks getting [[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2005-03-30 libeled]] (technically)
* "[[http://www.machall.com/view.php?date=2005-08-15 Hi. I refute the second law of thermodynamics.]]" "The hell you do. Get back in the box."