* Lupin and the guys commandeer a speedboat to pursue Nasarov, but it isn't fast enough to catch up to him. Which prompts the following exchange:
-->'''Lupin: (at Jigen)''' "I told you not to pick a crappy boat! Can't this thing go any faster?!"
-->'''Jigen: ([[SarcasmMode sarcastically]])''' "Gee, I dunno... why don't you ask the motor?"
-->'''Goemon: (to the outboard motor)''' [[TheComicallySerious "Tell me, motor, can you go any faster...?"]]
** The kicker is, the motor actually shakes "no" in reply, before dying on them!

* The scene where Lupin washes up on the beach and regains consciousness in time to see [[HoYay Goemon giving Jigen mouth-to-mouth... in his fundoshi!]] When Jigen comes to, the first thing he sees is Goemon puckering up for another go, he immediately backpedals and starts spitting!
** Followed shortly by Jigen repeatedly shooting at Goemon, [[ImplausibleFencingPowers who calmly parries each shot]] with Zantetsuken, before sheathing it. [[spoiler: After which he tells Jigen he had to do it about 20 times to revive him!]]
** A few scenes later, while they're discussing the Columbus File and how to jog Fujiko's memory, [[FunnyBackgroundEvent Jigen walks by in the background]], brushing his teeth and gargling mouthwash!
-->'''Jigen: (while brushing)''' "I'm just gonna brush my teeth, my gums, my friggin' esophagus...."

* There's also the part where Rozaria and the others [[DatePeepers spy on Lupin and Fujiko]], using a hidden camera. When he pounces her, [[AllMenArePerverts Jigen and the shopkeeper start grinning ear-to-ear]], Goemon averts his gaze by closing his eyes. [[spoiler: Until Lupin sees it's scaring Fujiko and backs off]], which leads to the following dialog:
-->'''Jigen:''' [[SarcasmMode "NOW he's playing the gentleman...]] after all THAT?"
-->'''Rozaria: (scoffs)''' "In his boxers, too..."
-->'''Goemon:''' [[DeadpanSnarker "Sure is convincing, huh?"]]

* After Lupin and Fujiko run past in the background, while being pursued by Nasarov's men. Goemon pops up in the foreground with Zantetsuken in hand and [[BreakingTheFourthWall calmly notes (to viewer)]] that they seem to be in need of his assistance. Then slides out of frame!