* A child in the town of Dalton asks if he can tell you all about the Goddess Althena. If you speak to the kid a second time, [[WelcomeToCorneria he'll ask you the same thing again]], to which you have the option of having Hiro respond with [[LampshadeHanging "You already told me, you dumb kid!"]]
* Ronfar and Hiro peep on Lucia, Ruby, Lemina, and Jean when they're changing clothes...and get ''caught''.
* "Uh, er... I... I am not White Knight Leo! I am the amazing '''Mystere!''' Protector of the innocent and... uh... defender of... TRUTH!"
** The PS version has a bromide of ''Mauri'' imitating her brother, with Ronfar doing a FacePalm behind her.
* The [[BloodierAndGorier blood-obsessed]] fanboy at the martial arts tournament who's hoping to see Franchise/MortalKombat style violence.
* "There are bandits in the area, so hold on to your valuables... Ronfar, get your hands out of your pants!"
* Go to the Gondola kid at Taben's Peak in the remake. Tell him "Yes... Psych!". [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7gI93tcRls His reaction is priceless]].
* When Leo first cornered the party with his Dragonship Destiny, and ready to fire to obliterate them. Suddenly lightning bolts struck from above and disabled the ship's weapons. Leo's men were scared, but Leo assured them that they were Althena's chosen, and no harm would come to them. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NcailmuJYg Cue multiple lightning bolts zapping Leo to unconsciousness.]] Turns out to be a VillainousRescue by Ghaleon.
* "Listen up, soldiers. Our fugitive has been on the run for a short while. She's in here somewhere. I want a low-level search of every bird house, dog house, outhouse, tree house, hen house, road house, boat house, and penthouse within a two-mile radius! We shall capture this rogue and her cohorts!" It might be another [[Film/TheFugitive reference]], but this one withstands the test of time ''way'' better, even if you don't know what it's referencing.
* When the party goes to Taben's Peak to find Nall, they are ambushed by some kids. The kids' weapon of choice? [[ImprovisedWeapon Pinecones]], naturally.
--> '''Ronfar:''' Kid, I'm gonna spank you so hard that [[HitYouSoHardYourXWillFeelIt your grandkids are gonna feel it!]]
--> '''Kid Leader:''' Defense squad! Concentrate your attacks on the dumb-looking guy!
--> ''(Ronfar falls off the ladder)''
--> '''Kid Leader:''' HOORAY! Defense squad, retreat!
--> '''Ronfar:''' That...REALLY hurt...but I still have sensation in [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar all of my most important extremities.]]
* A book in the library of Lemina's magic guild lecturing on the importance of resource conservation is titled (or sub-titled) [[{{Squick}} "Don't Toss That Pad!"]] Lemina reacts with appropriate disgust.
** There's other hilarious books there too. One of the better ones involves a man making a claim about green bug-eyed aliens from the Blue Star abducting and AnalProbing him, eliciting a bewildered "[[BigWhat What?!]]" from the [[NotSoStoic normally stoic]] [[EmotionlessGirl Lucia]].
** And, of course, the classic "Basic Magic Volume 3: [[TakeThat Killing Barney Made Easy]]", which Ruby is very eager to borrow...
* The notorious Bill Clinton joke from the Sega CD translation. A flower merchant offers Lemina a flower...
-->'''Lemina''': Actually, I'd rather have a lovely 1000S coin. Can you arrange that?\\
'''Merchant''': Girlie, if I were in a position to throw away cash on bums, you'd call me Clinton and I'd be President.
* A particularly [[HilariousOuttakes hilarious outtake]] is, in typical Working Designs fashion, [[EasterEgg hidden]] on the disc if you try and access the outtakes through XA Audio [[CheatersNeverProsper instead of waiting to finish the game]] to listen to them. It can be listened to [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDunXSSQu9o here.]]
-->'''{{Satan}}?:''' Psst. You. Yes, you. I see what you're doing. Ripping XA Audio from the CD, illegally listening to it without legitimately finishing the game. You wanted to hear those outtakes so bad, you couldn't wait. I like that. Cheating is good. [[NotCheatingUnlessYouGetCaught You know when you cheated on that test in school and thought nobody was looking?]] I saw it, and I remember. When you lied to your parents and you thought you got away with it - you didn't. But I liked it. And now you're cheating with XA Audio. Where does it stop?!? It doesn't! That's the best part! I have a place just for you. [[{{Hell}} A nice warm place right at my side.]] [[EvilLaugh Hahahaha. MWAHAHAHA!]]
* Lemina calling Zophar a “panty-wad” in the ending.
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