* The ''Burlesque'' mini-review.
-->'''Ringo''': It was good!
-->'''Phillip''': It was shit.
-->'''Ringo''': Are you serious?
-->'''Phillip''': What did you like?
-->'''Ringo''': The acting. What didn't you like?
-->'''Phillip''': Everything else.
-->'''Ringo''': Oh, you ''bitch''.
-->'''Luke''': OK, shut up! Conclusion time...
* Phillip talking about the dialogue in ''SeasonOfTheWitch''. "I'd rather have my ears fucked by toothpaste, with pitchforks, on fire."
* Phillip learns who directed ''No Strings Attached''.
--> '''Phillip''': But what can you expect from the director of...
--> '''Ringo''': Film/{{Ghostbusters}}?
--> '''Phillip''': Exactly... [[FlatWhat What?]]
* Ringo's breakdown in ''Skyline''.
** And this bit from earlier:
-->'''Ringo''': "What's wrong with you, you Mr. Sour Pants, always going to the movies wearing his sour pants, and just being... sour... pants."
* This little snipe from Phillip:
-->'''Ringo''': How are you so consistently frustrating?
-->'''Phillip''': It's a gift. Merry Christmas.
* Poor Wretch.
-->'''Ringo''': Wretch, we're actually going to share you this week.
-->'''Wretch''': You're not - propositioning me or anything, are you?
-->'''Ringo''': No! No, we're just both going to use you for our own gain.
-->'''Wretch''': Not making me feel much better about this.
-->'''Ringo''': Our minds are - metaphorically - going to have sexual intercourse. A three-way of the mind, if that makes it easier.
-->'''Wretch''': ...Let's just do this.
* Donny. Just... Donny. He's just so... ''emphatic''.