* When officials show up to evict Dracula from his castle...
-->'''Renfield:''' I think they're from the government.\\
'''Dracula:''' How do you know?\\
'''Renfield:''' They're wearing shoes.
* "This is not the lobby of the Plaza Hotel?"
* Cindy brings Dracula to her apartment:
-->'''Cindy:''' Can I get you anything?\\
'''Dracula:''' ...A broom, perhaps?\\
'''Cindy:''' Eh? Oh, I hate housework. It killed my mother.
* Dracula and Van Helsing blasting each other with hypnotism so powerful, the splash-off knocks out a waiter.
* Dracula studying a dictionary of "modern" slang that turns out to be from [[TheRoaringTwenties 1926]]. Takes a rueful pivot toward the basic conflict between Dracula and the modern world:
-->'''Dracula:''' Renfield, you bungling moron! This book is as out of date as... I am.