* Bo's rant after the Fae try to interrogate her.
-->'''The Ash''': You know the rules. Just name your clan.
-->'''Bo''': Buddy, for the last time, I don't have a clan. Okay? Or bagpipes, or hagis. I'm not frickin' Scottish!
* Kenzi trying to get something for herself when helping Trick.
--> '''Kenzi''': If I help you with this, I want 5% of the Dall's profits.
--> '''Trick''': No.
--> '''Kenzi''': The lucky coin for a year.
--> '''Trick''': No.
--> '''Kenzi''': *girlishly* Can I have a u-ni-corn?
* Kenzi after hearing noises, to her roommate the Succubus.
--> '''Kenzi''': Did you bring elves home? I'm not judging, I just wanna know.
** What makes it extra funny is that within the Showverse this is entirely plausible - they actually ''had'' one around for a while - so she wasn't being sarcastic, she was genuinely asking.
* Kenzi trying to wake up her friend Bo.
--> '''Kenzi''': Oh my God! Total 911! Goblins have stormed the kitchen and are eating all the sugar pops!
--> '''Bo''': Tell them the milk's gone sour.
** GeniusBonus in Bo's line: several RealLife myths claimed that one way of detecting magical creatures like elves or goblins was that they caused milk to go sour.
** Especially her repeatedly poking Bo's face with a popsicle during the conversation.
*** And in full {{Motormouth}} mode.
* Blink and you'll miss it in the beginning of "The Mourning After" (1x10), as Bo and Kenzi talk to Dyson about the mystery of the week. Kenzi cracks a ''wildly'' inappropriate joke and Bo turns a slightly "I'm your big sister and I'm annoyed at you" look on her before it quickly turns into "Okay, that was funny".
-->'''Dyson:''' Had to pry it from her hands post-mortem. She cracked the shaft with her muscle spasms.
-->'''Kenzi:''' Ha. Shaft.
* Kenzi in Dyson's body in "Original Skin".
** For that matter, the serial killer in Lauren's body is pretty hilarious too. Zoie Palmer looks like she's having a ball.
* After Bo is given amnesia and runs away from Kenzi:
-->'''Kenzi''': What if Bo hitched a ride out of town and is dancing in a topless bar, despite rival girls trying to bring her down?
-->'''Trick''': She's not in Film/{{Showgirls}}!
-->'''Kenzi''': Sorry, it's my go-to worst case scenario
** "Fae don't believe in divorce for the first thousand years. What? Is it okay to expect people to actually give it a shot!"
** Also: Ryan versus Kenzie.
* Vex forcing The Morrigan to dance half-naked.
* Vex being the only one who apparently notices the {{UST}} between Kenzie and Hale.
-->'''Vex:''' Okay, seriously, am I the only one who can see this!?
* In general, anything that comes out of Kenzi's mouth.
** "I'm human remember? We drive [=SUVs=] and we drop sewage into pretty lakes and we will burn this planet to the ground if it means one more cheeseburger". Mind you it's only compounded by the fact that she's holding a chainsaw at the time.
--> "You'd be surprised [[NoodleIncident how many of my transactions]] involve power tools."
* The little gem as Bo and Kenzi leave Vex alone in the apartment with Lauren.
-->'''Bo:''' If you go near my girlfriend, the little balls on the Christmas tree next year will have [[[BriefAccentImitation in a British accent]]] a certain ''panache''!
-->'''Vex:''' Come here for illegal cable, and what do I get? Threats against my junk.
* Bo, Tasmin, and Dyson being reduced to the mentality of dippy teenagers during "[=ConFAEgion=]"
** Especially Dyson stripping to "Hungry Like The Wolf"
** Or Teenage!Bo and Lauren.
-->'''Bo:''' You're really hot, have you ever kissed a girl?
** In the same episode, Vex and Kenzi trading makeup tips.
-->'''Kenzi:''' Can we forget about your fae-self for about a nano-second and talk about something really important?
-->'''Vex:''' Doubtful.
-->'''Kenzi:''' Mascara.
-->'''Vex:''' You have my attention.
* Dyson revealing his childhood dream of being Griffon in the [[LargeHam hammiest]] way possible.
** Or as Tamsin puts it, he wants to be "half lion, half eagle, and full asshole."
* Bo and Tamsin visiting a Fae sorority house.
* The amazingly dorky joke Lauren keeps trying to tell during "Fae-ge Against The Machine".
-->'''Lauren:''' Why do scientists like nitrates so much? Because they're better than day rates!
* Kenzi VS a SpoiledBrat in "Adventures in [=FAE=]bysitting".
** Bo's cover story for investigating a house in Suburbia.
-->'''Bo:''' My partner Lau...[[LastSecondWordSwap wrence]] and I are on a break.
-->'''Kenzi:''' He left her at the alter. For our other sister.
** Two minutes later, at "book club" (drinking and gossiping).
--->'''Suburbian Lady:''' I always say if it's getting hard then something's going wrong.\\
'''Kenzi:''' I always say the opposite, something's wrong if it's getting soft, am I right?\\
'''Ladies:''' [gales of laughter]\\
'''Kenzi:''' [to Bo] I'm good at book club!
* The interactions between Kenzi and Bruce, the BruiserWithASoftCenter henchman of The Morrigan.
* Bo and Lauren getting their make-out on during "Let The Dark Times Roll". And the lucky butler who walks in on them.
-->'''Butler:''' ...Mini-quiche?
-->'''Bo:''' Get. Out.
-->'''Lauren:''' But leave the tray.
** And then The Morrigan walks in.
-->'''Morrigan:''' Lame! What's next, you gonna braid each others hair? Scissor already!
** Bruce, the Sushi Table.
** When Vex's severed hand is in a bowl of ice at the Dahl, the middle finger is sticking up. Plus, Vex's line after he injects Bo with Lauren's drug to block her powers:
-->"Well, didn't someone get box-blocked by their ex's pointy thing ''(gestures with his knife)''. Oh look at that, I made a funny.
* Pretty much all of the interaction between Lauren and the Morrigan in "Of All the Gin Joints". Lauren revealing just how much of a Trekkie she is, the Morrigan's response (Oh honey, I obviously came just in time), Lauren later doing a Stardate Doctor's report, etc. Oh, and the name of the beer they're drinking? Dark Belch.
-->'''The Morrigan:''' I was going through a Redneck phase.
* Many in "Destiny's Child", Bo prepares to open the jar risking being kidnapped again. Trick grabs a mop handle to use as a [[SimpleStaff staff]], Dyson wolfs out, Lauren readies as a syringe, Kenzi... grabs a fork.
** Later Trick goes to see Wai Lin, but finds her sister Doa Ming instead.
-->'''Doa Ming:''' So sorry, but Lin is away. Helping out with some very important international negotiations.
-->'''Trick:''' She's back at the U.N.?
-->'''Doa Ming:''' Facebook. ''(Trick raises an eyebrow)'' The world has changed, what can I say?
* "Origins" [[spoiler:Lauren mocking Evony after turning into a human was both awesome, and hysterical. Most notably, how she did it.]]
-->"Are you try to melt me? That's adorable."
** From the same, dialogue from Vex implies that Shakespeare is a Fae. And he still regrets the ending to Theatre/{{Hamlet}}.
* In "Food for Thought," Kenzi's freakout when she learns [[ImAHumanitarian what the meat was]] in the soup she ate. She's more disturbed by what it was than the fact that it was poisoned.
-->'''Kenzi:''' I'm always putting my foot in my mouth, but at least it's always ''my'' foot!
* In "(Dis)members only", Bo and Dyson are undercover, having lunch with a country club member who is a notorious gossip. Kensi, undercover as a waitress, comes over and brings them water. Dyson jokingly compliments her on how good she is at it. Keeping her cover, she thanks him, but she not-so-subtly [[FlippingTheBird gives him the finger.]]
* In "Faes Wide Shut," Bo and Lauren are at the Dal looking for someone for Bo to feed off of. Trick comes over and asks what they're up to. Lauren explains. [[TooMuchInformation Trick wishes she hadn't.]]
-->'''Trick:''' [[INeedToGoIronMyDog So many glasses. Must polish.]]