* During his first gun sale, Yuri gets so carried away in his sales pitch that he ends up stating that because the gun comes with a sound suppressor, the gangsters he's selling to could mag dump him and nobody in the building they're in would hear it. Cue one of said gangsters pointing the gun at him, looking slightly tempted, before Yuri hastily reminds them that if they did kill him, it would eliminate any opportunity for repeat business. The gangsters pay him and leave, after which Yuri collapses on the bed looking like he just crapped his pants.
** Bonus points for Yuri's "sales pitch" being nothing but a quick run-through of what he read in the gun's manual shortly before his customers arrived.
** In his narration, Yuri also compares the first time you sell a gun to the first time you have sex; you have absolutely no idea what you're doing, but it is exciting and one way or another it's over way too fast.
** The ''very'' subtle PsychoticSmirk Yuri's remark [[ActuallyPrettyFunny prompts on the stiff-faced gangster]].
* While on a supply run, Yuri learns that their ship has been reported and Interpol is on its way. He then hastily has the crew paint over the ship's name. When Yuri is on the phone, telling his contacts to report a false sighting, the camera shows a life belt with the ship's original name. Vitaly then runs back and flips it over to hide it.
* Vitaly takes a kilo of cocaine Yuri got as payment and runs off with it. By the time Yuri finds him days later, he's completely shit-faced and has used what's left of the coke to make a map of Ukraine (which is flipped the wrong way) planning on starting at Odessa and snorting his way around the entire map. Yuri then destroys it, stating he'll be dead before he reaches Kiev.
* Yuri meeting Ava and showing her his "private jet," while narrating that the plane, the car, and even the suit he's wearing were rentals. As the plane takes off, the hastily-painted "ORLOV" is smeared.
* Yuri narrates the irony of selling Israeli-made weapons to Muslims while we watch an Islamic militant happily firing off an entire Uzi magazine at a picture of Ronald Reagan.
** Yuri also narrates that while doing business in the Middle-East, he never sold weapons to Osama bin Laden. Not for any moral reasons, but because back then he had a reputation amongst arms dealers for bouncing his cheques.
* In a bit of BlackComedy, Andre Baptiste wants to try out a revolver he's buying from Yuri, and so shoots one of his young guards who had become distracted by one of the many pretty women in his entourage. Yuri is understandably horrified that Andre would do something so senselessly cruel, but when Andre threatens to kill him as well, Yuri quickly snaps back into sleazy salesman mode and states that Andre has to buy the gun now because it's just been used. The warlord finds this hilarious, because as an illegal arms dealer, ''all'' of Yuri's merchandise has been used before.
* Andre Jr. acting like a kid on Christmas after finally getting his hands on an M60 with armour-piercing rounds.
* A very, very dark moment when Yuri fails to get all of the bullets out of Vitaly's body before bringing it back to the States.
-->'''ATF agent''': Yuri Orlov. We're with the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.\\
'''Yuri''': Let me guess: this isn't about the alcohol or the tobacco.
* On his way to a client in Africa Yuri is intercepted and needs to get rid of the evidence. He lands an airplane with several tons of small arms on a dirt road and invites the locals to take anything they want. By the time Interpol arrives, the plane is empty. By the next day, there's nothing left of the plane.
** Not to mention his sales pitches:
-->'''Yuri:''' Bullets! Guns! Grenades! Hooray!