* "Can everyone please stop getting shot?!"
* "Get the fucking guns!" "Why do ''I'' have to get the fucking guns? YOU get the fucking guns!"
* The Traffic Warden Scenes, all of them.
* The stoned girl in the couch wakes up, grabs the {{BFG}} lying on the ground and starts shooting everything.
* Big Chris [[JackBauerInterrogationTechnique interrogating a guy]] in a tanning bed.
* During the shootout that kills lots of people, one of the men standing outside opens the door... and gets sprayed with blood, leading him to close it back.
* On each of Nick The Greek's visits to Rory the latter's henchman Lenny gets Nick a drink (that normally ends up on the floor). On the third visit he starts to give Nick the drink before [[FunnyBackgroundEvent backing off when realising that Rory is unleashing the mother of bollockings on Nick.]]
* The morning after their successful heist of Dog's gang the boys are driving back home, cracking improv jokes on each other - we don't hear the punchlines as the scenes are inter-cut with the hell that's about to be unleashed at their digs, but in some bonus material on the DVD the dwarf & hooker gag is told in full. And it's brilliant.