'''TV Series'''
* Any scene with Animated Lizzie.
* From the Halloween episode, Lizzie is put on Balloon animal making duty and has no idea how to do it so she just holds up completely straight balloons.
--> '''Lizzie''': "Here. It's a worm. Here. It's a snake."
--> '''Kid''': "You [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar suck]]."
--> '''*Lizzie pops the balloon*'''
--> '''Lizzie''': "There. Now it's extinct."
* Lizzie is panicking over how Kate's knocked over the bust of the principal and left her holding the bag. She asks [[TheSmartGuy Gordo]] for advice, expecting something that'll help. His idea: Canada.
** Later, after a botched attempt to fix things...
--> '''Gordo:''' ''(singing)'' O Canada... ''(gets elbowed to stop)'' That's all I know anyway.
* When Kate breaks her arm and her [[WithFriendsLikeThese friends]] turn their backs on her and kick her off the Cheerleading Squad. Lizzie feels bad for her. Miranda and Gordo...
--> '''Together:''' ''(singing)'' Ding Dong, the witch is dead!
--> '''Gordo:''' Which old witch?
--> '''Miranda:''' The wicked witch!
--> '''Together:''' Ding Dong, the wicked witch is dead!
--> ''(Lizzie looks on, exasperated)''
* In one episode, Matt decides he wants to be a Stuntman when he grows up.
--> '''Matt:''' ''(wearing a helmet and with pillows taped all over his body)'' Dad, will you please run me over with the car?
--> '''Sam:''' ''(not paying attention):'' Sure, Son, in a minute.
* Upon finding out what Matt's doing to get a baseball card Melina owns:
--> '''Sam''': That's exortion.
--> '''Jo''': That's brilliance.
* The episode where Matt pretends he's a superhero. He hides Lizzie's shoes, claiming they were stolen by the "Evil Shoe Baron". Prompting this exchange.
--> '''Jo:''' You tell the Evil Shoe Baron that if he doesn't return your sister's shoes right away, he's going to spend the rest of his life in the Fortress of Solitude.
--> ''Matt runs off''.
--> '''Lizzie:''' Good work, mom.
--> '''Jo:''' I have battled the Evil Shoe Baron before.

'''The Movie'''
* Paolo's first impression on Ungermyer.
-->'''Paolo:''' She makes me very scared.
-->'''Gordo:''' Welcome to the club.
* The fact Matt sent a video of Lizzie's clumsy accident to a news station.
* When Lizzie finds out she's going to be Kate's roomate.
-->'''Animated!Lizzie:''' For the record, I will never, ever, under any circumstances, share a room with-
-->(''cuts to Kate unpacking her things'')
-->'''Kate:''' Mind if I take the bed by the window ?
-->(''cuts back to Animated!Lizzie'')
-->'''Animated!Lizzie:''' Um, YEEEESSSSS!!!!
* Ethan claims he finished his summer reading list.
-->'''Ungermyer''': You read eleven books?
-->'''Ethan''': I mean I read the list.