* This [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnKgcpJ9mUE]] ''hilarious'' dramatic reading of chapter one. It's re-eenacted with action figures, most of them being from ''Franchise/StarTrek''.
* "[[BigNo NOOOOO]]! I MUST FASTER!"
* "I will have to use stealth instead" said L and [[WithCatlikeTread jumped in the broken window screaming]].
* There was a minute quiet for Light. Then he got life noted back. "[[RougeAnglesOfSatin Few]]! I thought I was a [[FreudianSlip boner]] there!" "We all fought that." Said Misa and stopped hugging him because he wasn't one.
* Light's dad dressed as Watari shoot out a window just to show him he meant business and was not just some crazy guy in a helicopter.
* "PEOPLE! I MEN YOU NO ARM!" he echoed and blew up a tower so people wood listen and not rjust run and scream a lot which they were. The stopped and turned and lookd at him and everyone wa amased by how hansom he was specally the women.
* "YOU HAVE LEANED WELL FROM ME!" he whispered like moldy bread. "LEARNED WELL LIKE A FOX WHO WENT TO SCHOL AND DID WELL AND THEN WENT TO COLLEGE"
* "AND SO WAS I!" Blud added but it was silly cos noone could see him.
* "Look Mr L dude" dark said darkly. "I just want to blow up the world is that so evil?"
--> "Yes because then where will the kiddies live?"
--> Night looked shocked and stopped signing. "BRO! I NEVER FORT OF THAT!"
* "You don't have any evidence that I'm kira" said Dark triumphantly
--> "But you came here. That proves that you are kira!" L decryed
--> Dark [[VillainousBreakdown was so shocked that he fell to the floor screaming]]! How could he have given himself away so easily!
* Queen UsefulNotes/ElizabethII punching an interviewer in the face right out of nowhere. It's still hilarious even when it's revealed she was being [[MindControl mind-controlled]] by Dark.
** The list of demands she made while being controlled is quite random and freaking hilarious. One of the items is ''a machine gun made of bread''.
* "DIE YOU PIES OF SHIT!!"
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-->He worked for ours and ours to come up with an evil sceme that noone would guess like even the cops and L and those kiddie guys and beyond birthday workin together wouldn't be able to work out how L got dead. I know L would be dead but imagine he isn't except then thered be be no reason to work it out so i don't know he came back with a time machine to guess how i dead i dunno its not my story. It is but i don't care.
** And said evil sceme that nobody would ever be able to see through? Throwing a knife at L when he wasn't looking.
* The fact that a '''nuclear bomb''' (sorry, bom) only scratched the paint of Soichiro's car.
** And that when Dark asks what it was, the people he was having a '[[WritersCannotDoMath sevensome]]' with (Light, Misa, Sayu, Light's Mom, and The Girl From The Bus) say it was probably just a dog.
* Shakespeare's poem at Dark's 'FUNREAL'.
--> And forsooth Dark arte the bestest dude even thou he art sometimes rude. He had a pet fish called Rexing and really loveth the sexing. He had all the looks and smarts, he shall forever live in our hearts, except he arte dead so he won't.
** The 'Funreal' itself has everyone around the world crying, which [[CueTheRain causes it to rain]], which makes everyone cry more "until there was hurricanes and flooding and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking ducks everywhere]] [[FoulWaterfowl stealing peopls' bread]]."
* Everything Watari says is a Crowning Moment of Funny with his 'British slangs' and his outrageous outbursts. It's even funny to imagine the actual Watari, a calm polite old man in canon, saying all that craziness.
* The 'fight' scene against Khaos
-->They started punching and kicking and slapping and stabbing and elboeing and nookying and shooting and guting and [[HoYay boning each other really hard]]. Shadow joined in the fight too but he was too weak and khaos pinched him and he [[MadeofExplodium exploded]].
-->"NO MY ONE WEAKNESS" shouted shadow even though [[MadeofPlasticine he had lots of weakness cos hes a weak guy]] but wanted to seem badass.
* This one from Returning of D'ark - "“Fool” said the genre savvy Dark, “everyone knows that Riki is noob hero!” and lunged at Shakespeer. The playwright did a hadouken but Dark countered with sonic boom and punched Shakespeer out."
** And this:
--> "“WHY WON'T YOU DIE?” screamed Mello in anger. “I am the main character” replied Dark with snark “now watch me lampshade even more tropes”"
* The double VoodooShark of Yotsuba writing "Night Yagami" in a Life Note. He meant to write "Might Yagami," because that's his dead dog. Why did he give it someone else's last name? Because it's actually a clone of Light.
* In Chapter 38/[[UnusualChapterNumbers Chapter 35]], Blud gives us a summary of the fic:
--> [[VoodooShark LIGHT YAGAMI IS A MACHINE GUN DOG]] AND [[WeHardlyKnewYe DAWN IS DEAD]] AND [[{{Fanservice}} CYBERTAKADA IS NAKED]] WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
* The song that ends the world in Chapter 24 is The Evil Hokey Pokey.
--->''Thou putest thou evil leg in.''
** It was secretly written by Satan because [[InsaneTrollLogic he wanted to be famous]].
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