!! Series.{{Life}} (Creator/{{NBC}} LiveActionTelevision series)

* "What do you have up there, a Costco?!" (Said while a homeless man is up a tree throwing [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext toasters and other detritus]] at Charlie.)
* From "Evil and His Brother Ziggy".
-->'''Eval (pronounced evil)''':Why are cops obsessed with me? IT'S JUST A NAME!
** In addition:
--->'''Eval's maid''': Come in, detectives. Eval is waiting for you.
* In "Evil and His Brother Ziggy" A detective from the local reservation asks Reese if Charlie has "ever got a head injury."
* There's:
-->'''Suspect''': I didn't steal nothing!
-->'''Crews''': Of course not. You can't steal nothing. Nothing doesn't exist.
* "Industrial glue. It's what holds us together."
* "Perhaps it's the 'Everything Must Go' signs."
* Crews and Reese are sharing a room in the hotel, and when Reese goes to take a shower, the phone rings. Crews answers and it's Tidwell who (believing he's talking to Reese), starts dirty talking. The expression on Crews' face is *priceless*. He slams the phone down, and it rings again. He nervously calls Reese in, she answers, figures out what happened, and goes beet red.
* Crews in front of a coke-dealing ice cream truck:
--> '''Crews''': ... but I'm going to count to three and then ''I'' plan on shooting [partner under counter]. 1...., 2...., [''fade out, and'' '''BANG''']\\
[''after commercial break'']\\
'''2nd Perp''' [''on gurney'']: You didn't say three! You didn't even ''get'' to three! You shot me on ''two''! You didn't get to three....\\
'''Reese''': He's right, you know -- you didn't get to three.\\
'''Crews''': I rounded up.
* The page quote.
-->"Are you making fun of me?"\\
"It's the universe that is making fun of us all."
--->...
-->"Why would the universe make fun of us?"\\
"I don't know. Maybe it's insecure."
* Reese and Crews talking in the first episode.
--> '''Reese:''' That's Zen, isn't it?
--> '''Charlie:''' Is it?
--> '''Reese:''' It is, right?
--> '''Charlie:''' Is it?
--> '''Reese:''' Say 'is it?' one more time and I'll shoot you.
* The opening of the season 2 episode "The Business of Miracles". Dan Auerbach was killed because someone swapped his oxygen tank with pure liquid nitrogen... he was frozen solid. While Crews and Reese are looking at the scene and conversing with the guy who owns the lab. Crews leans forward and gently pokes the corpse with a pen... and the corpse ''shatters into a thousand tiny frozen pieces!'' Which Reese follows by asking, "Do you have to touch everything?"
** "Forensics had to bag each piece individually. You might want to send them a bottle of something."
** The scene where they meet Bomba, the chimpanzee rescued from the lab, and the people who run the local anti-animal testing branch, Betsy and Billy. Later, when they find out that Betsy is actually [[spoiler: Auerbach's first assistant, who he'd been having an affair with]], Reese arrests her and when Crews walks after them, a book flies out of nowhere and hits Crews on the head. Crews stops, looks over and says, "Ow!". Bomba sneers at him and screeches.
* Seever notices Crews reads real slowly then later Crews notices Seever reads too fast.
* "Black Friday" comes to mind -- Charlie pegs a running suspect (dressed as a Christmas elf) in the back [[ImprovisedWeapon with a fruitcake]]. Right in front of some confused carolers. Who become horrified when he approaches with his gun drawn. Then the suspect is finally tackled and handcuffed...by Santa Claus (Bobby in disguise).
--> '''Crews''': (''explaining to carolers'') Bad elf.
* The scene on the Quotes page.
* The somewhat airheaded wives of two pothead entrepreneurs being questioned offer Crews and Reese a beer.
-->'''Crews:''' ''(cheerfully)'' No, thanks. We're working, and one of us is a recovering alcoholic.
* Mary Ford, the nice little old lady who keeps insisting that Roy [=McCullough=] was "so polite" in "I Heart Mom."
-->'''Ford:''' But, I guess he was just a [[PrecisionFStrike thieving prick]] in the end.
** Seeing her on the elevator with what looked like an [[ItMakesSenseInContext entire]] ''gang'' of bikers!
* "Everything... All the Time". Tidwell's frustration that he can't watch Reese wire up the hot shrink.
* An early episode after Reese and Crews just took down a drug dealer.
-->'''Reese:''' Why are you still here, Crews? You have all that money now. You could be sitting on a beach somewhere.
-->'''Crews:''' Do I look like I need a tan?
* Amanda and Ted getting ready to go and be BigDamnHeroes.
-->'''Amanda:''' Detective Reese is about 15 miles away. Let's go!\\
'''Ted:''' Uh, shouldn't we call Charlie?\\
'''Amanda:''' Oh, where's your sense of adventure? ''*Pulls a gun out of her desk and checks that there are bullets in it*'' Oh, I'm sorry, did you want one? I have a spare.
-->'''Ted:''' ''*Stares with a perfect O.O expression on his face*''
* Tidwell's way of getting someone's attention - throw a shoe at them!
* '''Crews:''' I want to come back as a giant Flemish rabbit. 15 pounds of pure bunny!
* From ''Mirror Ball'', Crews decides to give Reese the nickname, 'Doc'. She hates it.
** Also, Crews and Tidwell have the ''exact same reaction'' to the nickname.
--> "Doc? That's a great name. Wish it was my name."\\
"Would probably be confusing."
* Also from ''Mirror Ball'', the entire massively awkward scene featuring Crews, Crews' dad (who Crews recently shot) and Ted (who is in love with Crews' dad's fiancée). Then a singing telegram dressed as a death metalhead shows up!
* The entire scene from "Badge Bunny" with Reese and the clueless guy at the badge bunny bar.
--> '''Reese:''' I'm sorry, but did you just say ''lesbo''?\\
'''Guy:''' Isn't that the term?

!! Webcomic.{{Life}}

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* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=8 "I admire your standards."]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=34 Felicia/Natalie's]] WakingNonSequitur.
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=76 During the comic briefing for Edward:]]
-->'''Felicia:''' Now, without further ado--\\
'''Madison:''' Wait!\\
'''Felicia:''' But I said "without further ado"!\\
'''Madison:''' Why am I here?\\
'''Felicia:''' Because--\\
'''Madison:''' Why am I always here?! Also, you never introduced me.
* During the flashback, after Natalie has invited Madison to come over and hang out for the first time, when [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=94 she goes to the door to let Madison in.]]
* At the second comic meeting, [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=133 after Madison leaves 'for the washroom']].
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=145 Madison explains the Internet to Felicia.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=170 Madison's Three Elements of Usefulness, and her ratings of herself, Edward, and Felicia therein.]]
* Toward the end of Felicia's studying marathon for her calculus final, [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=174 she proves that one hundred is less than zero.]]
* During the marathon portfolio-making session, when [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=197 lack of sleep begins to catch up to Felicia.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=200 Edward explains what he thinks computer science is.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=208 "Wait, I'm not the playable character?"]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=241 Edward and Felicia simultaneously pretending they just discovered her birthday was on prom night.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=246 Edward talking with Video Game Guy about his plan for the prom.]]
-->'''Edward:''' See, if something bad happened while school was still going on, it'd be awkward if we ran into each other. But with school over now, if things go wrong at the end of the night, the worst that can happen is that I have to live with myself.\\
'''Video Game Guy:''' You've been doing that for years!\\
'''Edward:''' Exactly!
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=249 When Madison reveals that she wanted to go to prom, but no-one asked her.]]
-->'''Felicia:''' You do know that you can go alone... right?\\
'''Madison:''' I won't give them the satisfaction!\\
'''Felicia:''' Who's "them"?
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=327 "Now... how alarmed would you be if I said there were death threats made online in your direction?"]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=328 Madison calls Edward.]]
-->'''Edward:''' How did you get this number?\\
'''[[TechnoWizard Madison]]:''' Don't worry about it.\\
'''[[ExtremeDoormat Edward]]:''' ...alright.
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=334 Felicia comes up with an idea for a new machination.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=353 Felicia spots an opportunity to further her plan while drunk.]]
-->'''Felicia''' [''thinking'']: Now ... I just need to summon a non-drunk me to come up with a plan...\\
'''Felicia''' [''out loud, [[PstandardPsychicPstance pressing one finger to her head]]'']: Natalie... this is Natalie...
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=360 Felicia remembers what happened while she was drunk.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=361 Lex explains the principle of "stunt-doubling" to Edward.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=365 Emily's three-panel comic idea.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=393 Emily attempts to get in on the scheming game.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=408 Felicia walks in on the middle of a conversation.]]
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life/?comic=419 Return of the Stunt-Doubling.]]
-->'''Lex:''' It's something you need when you can't do something yourself! It's perfect for you, since you can't do anything!
* [[http://www.cha0sden.com/Life.php?comic=421 After Edward admits to being interested in Madison.]]
-->'''Madison:''' Are you sure you haven't been tricked into thinking this? Name one quality you prefer about me over Natalie.\\
'''Edward:''' You're ... honest.\\
'''Madison:''' That's just a nice way of saying I'm mean.\\
'''Edward:''' It's mean to be honest?\\
'''Madison:''' If someone's being honest with you specifically, they have to be mean.\\
'''Edward:''' That sounded insulting...
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