* Every scene with Cal on the witness stand being cross-examined by his ex-wife in "Better Half".
* In "React to Contact", Cal and Emily exit an office where the client of the week's son Jake is playing. Cal does a quick introduction as they walk, while Jake immediately starts chatting up Emily. Cal verbally chases her down the hall, and once she's gone, stares at Jake for a long moment (apparently he [[LoveAtFirstSight read something]] he didn't like). [[ToyShip He's like]] [[ToyShip ''nine'']]. But then, Emily with her school uniform...can't blame the kid.
* Emily studying for and taking her driver's test in "Delinquent", mainly for Cal screwing with her by screaming "PUPPY!" (causing her to crash into a fire hydrant) and their banter at the end.
* Reynolds and Lightman betting on what the photographer would say when they found the gay porn they knew he was into:
-->'''Cal''': 'It's for research' I win, 'it's not mine', he wins. Thanks, mate.
** Made even better by a scene earlier in the season where Emily calls him out on a photo of his younger self with a tribe he was studying, clearly baked, to which he immediately responds "It was research." She doesn't buy it, either.
* Cal talking to the shrink at the mental institution, pretending he's delusional and hears voices . . . and oh yes, Reynolds is trying to make him kill people. First, we think it's just Cal fucking with authority figures, then we realize he's ''trying to get himself committed''.
** CrossesTheLineTwice when Cal gets the info he needs, tries and fails to convince the shrink he's not mentally-ill, walks out of the ward . . . and is immediately picked up by two orderlies and carried back in.
---->'''Cal''': Worth a try.
* "YOU OWE ME TWO-HUNDRED BUCKS YOU BASTARD!" also can be counted as a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
* Torres and drunk Gillian in "The Canary's Song", especially Gillian's "up yours!" toast to Cal.
* Cal asking the [[spoiler:undercover federal agent how he manages to keep his eyes open after being "shot to death" with blanks.]]
* The attempted intervention at the end of "Grievous Bodily Harm".
* This exchange between Emily and Cal:
-->'''Emily:''' Dad! Don't use any kind of psychological tricks to scare my boyfriend!
-->'''Cal:''' [[ExactWords No Tricks! Got it!]] (opens door for Emily's Boyfriend)
-->'''Boyfriend:''' Hello Mr.Lightman!
-->'''Cal:''' [[LiteralMinded Are you planning on having sex with my daughter tonight?]]
-->'''Boyfriend:''' (stammers nervously)
-->'''Emily:''' Dad!
* Reynolds' reaction to Foster's witness-abduction scheme. The resigned monotone he uses is just hysterical.
--> '''Reynolds:''' Oh, God. I'm going to jail.
* Cal, anytime he's having a case of the GreenEyedMonster because of a man in Foster's life.
* "''Someone'' in here is definitely lying about Clyde the turtle. I can ''smell'' it." Says the great Dr Lightman to a class of kids.
* "Yo, those kids are straight up liars, man. All I told them to do was run product. [[BlatantLies And by product I mean chewing gum.]]"
** "He's telling the truth. Except about the gum."
* The entire opening sequence of "Darkness and Light" is a mix between this and {{Squee}}, with Foster and Lightman pretending to be married.
* Toward the end of "Canary's Song", a miner steps out, blocking Cal's path, holding a sledgehammer. "I knew it... he's ready to talk".
* A cult member is sitting outside Cal's house, waiting to break in a second time. Cal takes a tire iron to the guy's window and drags him out of the car, then ... ''convinces'' him to fuck off and tell the cult leader to do the same.
-->'''Cal:''' Tell Weatherly this is over. But not in a negative way.
* Cal calling Emily's boyfriend Rick "Dick". Or just Cal around Emily's boyfriends in general, really.