* Sarah and James pretend to be engaged to get out of James being press-ganged. It is as full of ShipTease as that implies.
* "Sam Adams kicked the bucket!" "You mean Sam Adams is DEAD??"
** "No, he kicked ''my'' bucket!! Water everywhere! It's a mess!"
* Lafayette Arrives. '''All of it.'''
** When inside of Ben Franklin's workshop, Lafayette looks around. This happens.
--> '''Lafayette:''' Henri, you said you would take us to the Continental Congress!
--> '''Henri:''' I said I ''would'' take you to the Continental Congress.
* This bit:
--> '''Sarah:''' Marquis, please, tell us of your trip here.
--> '''Lafayette:''' There is nothing to tell, and I must go.
--> '''Baron De-Kalb:''' Nothing to tell?! He [[UnplannedCrossdressing dressed as a woman to sneak out of France!]]
--> '''Lafayette:''' (Awkwardly) I was [[BlatantLies wearing a merchant's cloak.]]
** Later on:
--> '''Lafayette (Narrating):''' That night, properly disguised–
--> '''Baron De-Kalb (Interrupting the story):''' ''[[LastSecondWordSwap Dressed!]]'' [[LargeHam AS A VOOMAN!]] (Laughs)
--> '''Lafayette:''' [[RunningGag I was wearing a merchant's cloak.]]
--> '''Baron De-Kalb:''' Whatever you say, my friend. [[note]] [[BrickJoke the flashback actually shows Lafayette as a woman, keeping his skirt down, men on the ship he took confused about him being dressed in such a way, and the wig is the first thing he loses while on his journey.]] [[/note]]
--> '''Lafayette:''' (Talking to George Washington) And then finally, I sneaked out wearing a wig and a dress!
*** Gets a laugh out of George Washington himself.