* From ''Soul Reaver 2'':
--> '''Elder God:''' Moebius is my good servant. I have many.
--> '''Raziel:''' And if I told Moebius that he's worshipping a ''giant squid'', do you think his faith will falter?
** Becomes a bit of a BrickJoke later on, in ''Defiance'', where we find out that it apparently does. ''A lot''.
** It's a bit funnier when you recall that Raziel, like most vampires, is quite eloquent - yet despite his vast vocabulary, he deems the Elder God deserving no better description than "giant squid."
* From ''Blood Omen'':
--> '''Kain:''' ''(referring to Nupraptor's severed head)'' Alas, poor Nupraptor -- I knew him well. Well, not really.
* From ''Blood Omen 2'':
--> '''Duncan:''' Restricted area. This passage is for night shift workers only.
--> '''Kain:''' ''(dryly)'' I am the night shift.
** When two guards in the Industrial Quarter find an explosive device.
--> '''Guard 1:''' Ever seen anything like that?
--> '''Guard 2:''' Don't touch it! I've heard it's magical and dangerous.
--> '''Guard 1:''' Aw, they say that about everything. The workers move them all the day. Come on, won't do any harm to... (pulls the switch) BOOM!!!!
** To make it even more funny, Kain has been instructed by Vorador for the last two chapters to act quickly and keep a low profile. Here, he's in no hurry at all, and the level actually requires you to demolish walls, and even entire rooms, to progress.
* Also in ''Blood Omen 2'', the music that plays in part of the Device is oddly relaxing, especially considering that almost as soon as it begins, a cutscene plays where a Lesser Demon chases down and kills a human.

* In ''Defiance'', after entering the cheat code to turn the Reaver into a cardboard tube:
--> '''Kain:''' Fear... the ''tube''!
** The very act of smacking enemies around with a cardboard tube is also marvellous.
* Also in ''Defiance''
--> '''Kain:''' Locked. What love of doors these pathetic humans have.
** And again:
--> '''Elder God:''' Here and everywhere. Now and always. I am the Wheel and its turning. I am the Circle of Life and Death.
--> '''Raziel:''' And ''I'' am beginning to think the vampires only committed suicide to escape your ''voice''.
** The out-takes from ''Defiance'' are arguably even funnier than in ''Soul Reaver 2''
--> '''Michael Bell:''' And I said, [[ItMakesSenseInContext "No more yogurt, Elder God."]]
--> '''Michael Bell:''' ''(as [[Franchise/ScoobyDoo Shaggy]])'' YA DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE IT IS, DO YEW?!
* From ''Soul Reaver 2'':
--> '''Raziel:''' ''(referring to Kain)'' Oh, no. Every time you show up, something monumental and terrible happens. I don't think I've the stomach for it.
** Even funnier when you consider that Raziel ''literally'' does not have a stomach.
** And even funnier, Kain actually [[ActuallyPrettyFunny laughs at it]].
* The outtakes from the recording sessions for ''Soul Reaver 2'' ([[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgnLO7iJZaA can be viewed here]]) and ''Defiance'' (can be viewed [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bTT39cTZVI here]], [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS0Ks_ph5go here]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1p033rLKew here]]).
* From ''Blood Omen'':
--> '''Moebius:''' ...The future says you die!
--> '''Kain:''' But I ''am'' dead. ''(decapitates Moebius)'' [[BondOneLiner As are you]].
* Moebius' wonderfully unfazed reaction to [[spoiler:Kain killing him for the second time]]:
--> '''Moebius:''' Master, my apologies, a momentary oversight. Somehow [[spoiler:Kain still lives, and has unexpectedly dispatched me]].
** And just as he starts to say this, the camera pans round to reveal [[spoiler: Raziel standing right behind him. Raziel looks ''really unhappy'']].
* The beginning of ''Soul Reaver 2'' has this gem:
--> '''Moebius:''' I knew you when you were one of the Sarafan brotherhood, Raziel. We were even ''close''.
--> '''Raziel:''' Oh, ''please''...
* Raziel's [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] response when he meets his human self in ''Soul Reaver 2'':
-->'''Sarafan Raziel:''' You're a righteous fiend, aren't you?\\
'''Wraith Raziel:''' [[SelfDeprecation Apparently]] [[IHatePastMe I am...]]
* There is an Action Replay code for ''Soul Reaver 2'' which makes Raziel gigantic. As a result, the cutscenes can be a bit bizarre. For example, at the first cutscene when Raziel meets Moebius, he pins Moebius to the pillar with his ''crotch'' instead of his claw. What's especially hilarious is Moebius's reaction: "Well, this is completely unexpected!"
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