* Clyde calling out the judge: "Do you have any idea what justice ''is''? Whatever happened to right and wrong? Whatever happened to right and wrong!? Whatever happened to justice!? [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking AND I BET YOU TAKE IT UP THE FUCKIN' ASS, BITCH!"]]
* The way Clyde says goodbye to Nick straight after the above rant. "See you later Nick!"
* Clyde asking Nick for a new bed results in this hilarious exchange between him and Dunnigan.
--> '''Dunnigan:''' I believe those cots are bolted into the cells.\\
'''Clyde:''' (deadpan) Well, that's what ''wrenches'' are for ... ''dumbass.''\\
Dunnigan's smile fades, stares dumbfounded.
* When Clyde asks for silverware with his meal, he's given a spork.
* When Clyde stabs his cellmate to death, it's funny hearing some of the other inmates actually cheer him on, "Don't stop now, partner!" "Finish him!" "Take his head off!"
** The sheer amount of HighPressureBlood that follows can also be darkly hilarious.
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