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* ''Every single line between Hank and Hector.''
-->'''Hector''': ''(holds up a severed toe)'' Is this your friend?
-->'''Hank''': ''(deadpan)'' He seemed taller.
** "Why does the Big One heckle me?"
* It's incredibly sexist, but it is still goddamn hilarious when Hank fake-groans after listening to all of Kelly's girlish whining about camping and says, "We forgot the feminine napkins!" Given that she's TheScrappy, the audience doesn't feel ''too'' bad about him making a joke at her expense.
* When Sheriff Hank gets caught in the crocodile trap and then subsequently chases Hector with a big stick after they get him out of it. You ''have'' to understand that most of the humor is even ''before'' Hank picks up a big ass stick to hit Hector.
-->'''Hector''': I would let him down, but, um...there is [[DeathGlare this look of mayhem on his upside down face.]]
* A lovely moment before Hector goes underwater to find the croc:
--->'''Hank''': I brought a porkchop for luck. Maybe you can hang it around your neck.
--->'''Hector''': That's sweet. Maybe later you can chew the bark off my big fat log.
--->''(He dives underwater. A beat.)''
--->'''Hank''': Was that like a homosexual remark?
* The croc snatching the bear in front of everyone. Keep in mind, this is ''everyone's'' first time seeing it at all. They just stare in stunned silence and then eventually, Hank says, "Okay, I admit it. It's a crocodile."
* When Hector tries to act tough and insists he knows how to fight. He is instantly proven wrong when Hank lays him out with a punch and then shrugs, insisting that he did it since Hector claimed he could fight. Hector then whines that "you're supposed to stay go first" while holding his bloody nose. Jack eventually convinces them to knock it off and they separate, with Hector still insisting "you're supposed to say go!"
* All of [[Creator/BettyWhite Mrs. Bickerman]]'s lines.
--> If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it.
--> I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?
* Kelly's response to having a decapitated moose head thrown in her direction.
--> Don't throw ''heads'' at me!!
** Later, [[RunningGag when a decapitated human head is launched at her]]:
---> ''(crying)'' I keep getting hit with heads!!
* The climax, where our heroes discover that there's a second crocodile.
--> '''Hector''': Two! There's two of them! Two!
** What makes it so funny is Sheriff Keough's reaction; he promptly blows its head off with his big gun and retorts:
---> '''Keough:''' [[BondOneLiner Back to one!]]
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