* On why Harris couldn't be a woman: "I'd just sit and home and play with my breasts all day."
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-->'''Harris:''' ...[=SanDeE*=], your breasts feel weird.\\
'''[=SanDeE*=]:''' Oh, that's because they're ''real''!
* [[Creator/PatrickStewart Patrick Stewart's]] performance as the maitre d', insisting on checking Harris' bank account before he checks in at the restaraunt and interrogating him about what he might order.