* ''{{Killer7}}'' and the "CLOUDMAN" intro. "These dudes have got energy to '''spare!''' We're talking guys who beat off '''''four times a day!'''''"
** The same chapter also gives us Travis incessantly pelvic thrusting ''for absolutely no reason''.The fact that Con's viewpoint is right about at Travis's crotch level just made it funnier. Furthermore, HUSTLE.
* Susie, queen of [[CrossesTheLineTwice line-crossing]] non-sequiturs, gets her moment seconds later:
-->Well, hello. Smith (^。^)ノ. How do you like this weather =*^-^*= ? The sun's bright here, isn't it? I think towns in the south are just fab (*'-'*). Because Susie just adores sweet desserts! What? My name? Yeah, that's right, it's Susie! You gotta problem with it? Just what about my name? So what I hate it too! The name Susie just bites... "Susie the doozie". "The queen of prudies, Susie". "Susie packs an Uzi". I despise men! They're all creeps as far as I'm concerned ( ̄Д ̄#). So I rounded up those sons of '''[[SoundEffectBleep XXX]]''', and took'em and I '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXX]]''' and then I '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXXX]]'''. Yeah you bet they were screaming for mercy when I cut of their '''[[ClusterBleepBomb XXXX]]'''! With the shape they're all in now, they can't even go out in public! Oh, here you are, handsome! (^-^) oO
-->*gives you MacGuffin*