* The Eggplant Wizard!
* Pit, [[spoiler:when he's turned into a walking eggplant]].
** For ones who have played the game... [[DemonicSpider getting eggplanted is just something very far away from funny.]]
* The music that plays when a reaper spots Pit. It's so...bouncy.
** At least until you hear the screeching in the Famicom and 3D Classics versions.
* [[spoiler:Palutena will turn Pit into a Specknose if the player takes too long to save her. What a douche...]]
* Phyrron from Uprising. Just... Phyrron.
-->'''Phyrron:''' DO YOUR THING, PYRO SNAKE! SHAZZAMITYLAM!
-->'''Phyrron:''' What? I can't hear you over ALL THIS AWESOME!
-->'''Phyrron:''' Phyyron senses danger. And now... Phyrron sees it.
* Pit's StealthInsult at Hades, essentially telling him in G-rated terms to "Go to hell"..
-->'''Pit''': "Go home, Hades. Just...go home."
* From Chapter 21:
-->'''Pit''': "Hey, look! It's a hot spri-WARGABGARBGABRGA"