!![[Wrestling/{{Kane}} Kane the Wrestler:]]
* As a quick note, most of these fall in here due to Kane's reputation for being TheComicallySerious.
* Undertaker and Kane get one for [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACccxwrSwrU this.]] (As an explanation: in the weeks prior to ''No Mercy'', Undertaker had been assaulted, been accused of infidelity, and had his hand broken by Wrestling/BrockLesnar, and Kane had to deal with the Katie Vick situation.)
-->'''Kane:''' So... how was ''your'' week?
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHpd1jBWuH0 His promo]] with Wrestling/HulkHogan (who was still fresh from breaking away from the [=nWo=]) and [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]]. Especially when he christens his fans as "[[FanCommunityNickname Screaming Kanenites]]"
** Extra Funny: When Wrestling/JerryLawler utters the new term in live commentary, it falls in perfect sync with Rock's lips.
** Best of all is when Kane goes into full LargeHam mode doing his Hogan impression - complete with arm flexing - the crowd can be heard roaring its approval.
** There is also the fact that Rock is looking on incredulously as Kane goes full-on LargeHam while Hogan begins to grin and nod like this is a promo straight out of the 80's and is getting into it.
** The icing on the cake is that [[CueTheFlyingPigs Kane is the most charismatic person in this promo, and Rock has no comeback]].
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Lnv8N7SFE Kane cooks himself some Chef Boyardee pasta.]] The clip speaks for itself.
** Doubly hilarious is the fact that he tries and fails to eat it through his mask, and all he can do is shrug at the camera.
* A wordless one [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6m_PHw9grU here]] with Wrestling/TheUndertaker teaching Kane his FinishingMove at the expense of [[{{Jobber}} Kaientai]]. Bonus points for Wrestling/TheBigShow throwing a tantrum on the entrance ramp and then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere walking out]] as soon as the match ends without ever thinking of getting back in the ring.
* During Kane's hunt for the person who had put Wrestling/TheUndertaker into a "vegetative state", Jack Swagger was giving a promo where he sang the Boomer Soomer song (complete with [[FollowTheBouncingBall bouncing Jack Swagger head to show people which lyric to sing]]). Kane appeared half way through the song and Swagger slowly deflated before stopping entirely as Kane screamed "WAS IT YOU??!" Into his ear. Considering how straight faced The Undertaker angle had been played up to that point, it was an amusing break to say the least.
* In 2006, Kane and The Big Show proved that, yes, [[https://youtu.be/RjHpnoCag-g even big men can engage in some old fashioned mat wrestling]]. Too bad it was interrupted by the [[Film/SeeNoEvil May 19th angle]].
-->'''Lawler''': When was the last time you saw somebody that weighed over 500 pounds do a drop toe-hold on their opponent?
-->'''JR''': Well cut off my legs and call me "Shorty", I didn't expect to see a scientific match here tonight between these two guys.
* The Brothers of Destruction's first match tag-teaming in five years, from the 11.03.06 ''[=SmackDown!=]'', against [[Wrestling/MontelVontaviousPorter MVP]] and Kennedy. If you're not peeing yourself laughing at [[Wrestling/JohnBradshawLayfield JBL]]'s commentary (and blatant marking-out), Kane and Taker's "Who does the better scoop slam?" contest might get you, as well as the Brothers breaking {{kayfabe}} to chat at the end.
** An even better moment is near the end of the match; Undertaker has hit MVP with Snake Eyes and Kennedy has been hit with a boot by Kane. Kane's response? He's just shrugging his shoulders and then leaves the ring so Taker finishes the match. Or we can't forget them rushing toward the two in a back and forth to "One-up" each other.
* The 3-28-11 [[Wrestling/WWERaw RAW]]. Kane and Wrestling/TheBigShow come down to ringside to watch Wrestling/SantinoMarella (himself a walking CMOF and accompanied by his tag partner Wrestling/VladimirKozlov) take on Wrestling/JustinGabriel from [[PowerStable The Corre.]] Naturally, the rest of the Corre is there as well to offer [[SarcasmMode "moral support."]] When Santino wins the match (which is mostly centered around the ringside supporters beating the hell out of each other), he breaks into his trumpet victory dance along with his teammate Kozlov and his {{Kayfabe}} girlfriend, Wrestling/{{Tamina|Snuka}}. [[Wrestling/TheBigShow Show]] enters the ring, where Santino shows him the dance, and Show starts doing it. Then [[StraightMan Kane]] enters the ring and [[FascinatingEyebrow looks at the other four (Show in particular) like they'd just lost their damn minds.]] Meanwhile, Santino is trying to teach ''him'' the dance. After much effort and tension, we are treated to seeing Santino, Kozlov, Tamina, Show, and ''Kane'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwZdU6Xi_V0 stomping around the ring and blowing imaginary trumpets.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQAYSgkZuj0 Kane-o-rooney, anyone?]]
* 12-26-11. In the middle of preaching to Wrestling/JohnCena to embrace his hate, this big red demon '''started a "CENA SUCKS" chant.'''
** The week prior, during Kane's second assault on Cena, a woman in the front row can be clearly heard chanting "Let's go Cena!", while a man can be clearly heard screaming "CHOKE SLAM HIM, KANE!" A hilarious demonstration of Cena's divided audience.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksFLXCUT57s Drew Carey is the embodiment of all evil.]]
* During the RAW 15th anniversary special, Kane has met up with Wrestling/{{Lita}}. At first, you think there's gonna be some big fight and Kane mad about Lita marrying Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}}, right? Nope. They're actually ''talking'' as in "So, how's the weather?" and "Seen any good movies, lately?" kind of talk.
** Even better? Ron Simmons arrives and actually notices how awkward the whole thing is. One word: "DAMN!"
* 6/12/2012: In a "tag match" with [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] as his partner against Wrestling/CMPunk and [[Wrestling/ChickBusters AJ]], Kane ends up in the ring with [[CuteAndPsycho AJ]] (accidentally tagged in when Kane knocks Punk into her), who's been making flirty eyes with him and telling him he has a heart beneath his evil exterior. Then... [[BigLippedAlligatorMoment she starts skipping around him like a schoolgirl]]. If that's not strange enough reading it, watch [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgcSKF0yFps this.]] It's so understated, you can't tell if it's a VillainousBSOD or [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere he just wants to get as far]] from [[EvilCannotComprehendGood AJ as possible]].
* During the triple threat title match at No Way Out, CM Punk had set up Daniel Bryan for a superplex. Kane pulled him down off the turnbuckle and tried to superplex Bryan himself. CM Punk then pulls ''him'' down and goes back to trying to superplex Bryan. Kane then pulls Punk down ''[[RunningGag again]]'', inadvertently pulling down his shorts and exposing his ass to half the arena in doing so.
* 7/3/2012. At the start of the Super Smackdown Live!, during July 4th celebrations, Santino is having trouble lighting the BBQ for the roster. In comes Kane who just stares at the BBQ for a moment before doing the summon fire and brimstone part of his gimmick to light the BBQ. And the he just silently walks away as the crowd goes wild.
* [[https://youtu.be/DlyZYOZFQuA?t=20 Kane's part in the WWE commercial advertising Raw's expansion to three hours:]]
-->'''Kane:''' I have to bake a cake?
-->'''AJ:''' What kind of cake?
-->'''Big Show:''' Mmmm... cake.
* Raw 8/27/12 featured [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] going to anger management class with Kane showing up late. The counselor then asks Kane what makes him mad, and Kane, in what may be his greatest comedic performance ever, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsSkEWHVSug#t=4m7s goes on to nonchalantly recap his entire career up until that point.]]
-->'''Kane:''' I grew up locked in a basement, suffering severe psychological and emotional scarring when [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker my brother]] set my parents on fire. From there, I shifted to a series of mental institutions until I was grown, at which point I buried my brother alive. [[FleetingDemographicRule Twice.]] Since then, I've set a number of people on fire and aducted various coworkers. Oh, and I, uh, once electrocuted [[Wrestling/ShaneMcMahon a man's]] [[GroinAttack testicles.]] ''(The scene skips ahead)'' Years ago, I had a girlfriend named Katie, but, uh, [[OldShame let's just say that didn't turn out so well.]] ''(The scene skips ahead again)'' My real father's a guy named Wrestling/PaulBearer, who I recently trapped in a meat locker. I've been [[Wrestling/{{Lita}} married]], divorced, [[Wrestling/EdgeWrestler broke up my ex-wife's wedding]] and tombstoned the priest. And for reasons never quite explained, I have an unhealthy obsession with torturing [[MythologyGag Pete Rose]].
** The icing on the cake: Literally ''[[NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer nothing]]'' about it was made up, and none of it has been retconned. ''All'' of it is ''still'' WWE canon.
* He and [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] having to hug. It's just as awkward as it sounds. Plus with Wrestling/TheMiz making up the rules like it's an actually match, for added hilarity.
** While the premise of the segment seems like it should be bad on paper, the crowd reaction to Bryan and Kane (and in Chicago, too) really adds to the [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFcXclYSCkM moment.]]
* After winning the Tag Team championship, [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phxApbgWKLo he dumps Gatorade on Bryan, AJ and Dr. Shelby.]] He then states [[ImGoingToDisneyWorld he is going to Disneyland]]. Then walks away proudly declaring that he is the Tag Team Champions.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m93KShp4B3U I'm the Tag Team Champions!]]
* [[https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Iamthetagteamchampions_6032.jpg Kane and Daniel Bryan briefly stop their argument.]]
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feRKgN6yTec Kane vs. the Claw.]]
* On the Christmas Eve episode in 2012, Daniel Bryan gives Kane a puppy for Christmas, and Kane's response?
--> '''Kane''': Thanks! I'm starving!
--> '''Daniel''': [[BigNo NO]]! NO! Animals are our [[WesternAnimation/FindingNemo friends, not food]]! (''takes puppy back and stalks off'')
--> '''Kane''': Can we talk about this?!
** Bonus points for (likely unintentional) continuity as the dog was actually CM Punk and Lita's.
* Kane is apparently Creator/HalleBerry's biggest [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBFjNNKFwHE fan.]]
* [[https://youtu.be/XQJD4536huQ?t=3m30s Kane is super smelly!]]
--> (To Wrestling/{{Hornswoggle}} repeating the chant): "DWARF!"
* When Wrestling/TripleH and Wrestling/StephanieMcMahon talk to Kane on the Raw after Night of Champions 2015, he acts as if he didn't put his mask on and attack Wrestling/SethRollins the previous night. At one point, when Steph asks for the mask back, he gives her a high five instead. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8QOXzYdrSw It has to be seen to be believed.]]
* It's all too quick, but during one episode of Smackdown when Undertaker was in his American Badass character, the two are seen on camera right before a commercial break walking down a hallway in preparation for a tag match later on in the show. Taker helps himself to some chewing tobacco and offers the bag to Kane - who's masked at this point, mind you - who holds up a hand as if to say, "No thanks, I'm good."
* During the 2005 Smackdown Special, after Kane interfered in his partner Big Show's match versus Rey Mysterio, the RAW tag champs were ready to put a further hurting on Mysterio until a familiar "GONG!" hit, followed by Kane's brother Wrestling/TheUndertaker, appearing to rescue Rey. Show doesn't see him at first, but Kane, [[GenreSavvy all too aware]] of his brother's scare tactics, can only look back, see Taker, and give an expression that says [[ThisIsGonnaSuck "aw shit."]] He takes one glance at his brother then [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere leaves the ring to let Big Show deal with this mess.]]
* The entire Kane VS Pete Rose saga. It all started at [=WrestleMania=] XIV, where Pete Rose served as the special guest ring announcer, and took a tombstone from Kane. At [=WrestleMania=] XV, he tried to get revenge by attacking Kane while dressed as the San Diego Chicken, but was unmasked and tombstoned again. He made one more [=WrestleMania=]appearance and tried to attack Kane with a baseball bat while Kane was distracted by someone else dressed as the San Diego chicken, but Rikishi took the bat away and Pete Rose ate a chokeslam from Kane this time, as well as getting a stinkface from Rikishi. It wouldn't be until ten years later until Pete Rose would finally get his revenge by serving as a guest host of RAW and booking Kane in a match against Wrestling/ShawnMichaels. Kane lost the match, but got payback by dragging Pete Rose into his locker room and giving him an (offscreen) beatdown. Kane would bring up his unhealthy obsession with torturing Pete Rose during his anger management storyline with Daniel Bryan.
* When Kane fought the Big Show and Raven in a Triple Threat hardcore match at [=WrestleMania=] X-7, Raven and the Big Show get away from Kane on a golf cart. Kane's response? He immediately hops on a second golf cart and drives after them...and the referee hitches a ride with him.
* Kane was in the middle of cutting a promo declaring his entry into the 2020 Wrestling/RoyalRumble match, when Bray Wyatt interrupted from the Firefly Fun House. After a brief but lengthy exchange (Wyatt at one point even called Kane a "big red bully"), The Fiend emerges from inside the ring ready to attack Kane as the lights turn red, but Kane is not the slightest bit scared. He instead turns back and asks The Fiend "What took you so long?" Cue a running knee from Daniel Bryan which doubles as Awesome.
* [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=rvwwLIrChlc Mayor Glenn Jacobs wins the 24/7 title from R-Truth. Then loses it back to him]]. R-Truth just looks at this man he's met about a hundred times in the ring and says "Don't I know you? Oh, of course, Magic Johnson! Wait, wait, my bad...Larry Bird!"
** During the same segment, Truth repeatedly thinks that Jacobs is the President.
** Jacobs tricks Truth into coming to a football stadium and meeting a "newly sworn in cop". By now [[GenreSavvy sensing something is up]], Truth tries to back off but ends up running into a goalpost, allowing Jacobs to pin him for the title. Jacobs celebrates his victory by running off with the title yelling "I still got it!"
** Truth wins the belt back by pinning Jacobs outside his limo. When Jacobs slaps on a good old-fashioned choke, Truth is able to get him to back down by pointing out how "we both have major 24/7 jobs" and that trying to defend the belt would be too distracting for the mayor. Jacobs agrees as they head off to the arena.
-->'''Truth''': You kinda got me there.
-->'''Jacobs''': Instinct, you know?